How do i get a tween gf?

ask very nicely

>man asks an honest question
>npc refuses to answer. Instead, threatens him with death
npcs are the true degenerates

I need the "if you ARE old and awkward" version of the guide book

if only you disliked gays and trannys that much

>if only you disliked gays and trannys that much
i do

>i do
cool

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how do you justify your degeneracy?

Follow tweens on likee breh

Why are braces so fucking sexy bros ?

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because you're filthy pedoscum

You do know that there are adult braces right ?

and?
there are adult diapers
being attracted to that is pedoshit

Young girls are really pretty, and their partner counts are low.
Aside from the age thing I'm not much of a degenerate. I don't even smoke cigarettes.

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>age thing
and what age is that?
>I don't even smoke cigarettes.
big woop

you internet toughguys are a hoot

Not how logic works asshole. I could be masturbating to grannies all day

>what age
from 15 to maybe mid 30s. the ages where the babies can be made more or less.

OP said "tween"
and is no way 15

become a photographer that appeals to young girls and the like.

you'll get the trashy "Dance Mom" types that don't care about your kids and you can probably take advantage of them that way.

Especially if you make false promises.

Also OP you're a piece of shit and i'm not endorsing this.

i dont want it that way faggot

That's 'Life With MaK' from youtube, born in '05. I don't have a huge boner for her or anything, but she's pretty to look at.

I can't speak for OP but it looks like he aims a bit lower in age.

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I don't think that last line is going to save you from The List, user

>I can't speak for OP but it looks like he aims a bit lower in age.
yeah it's fucked up

Honestly I wanted to reply with you're a pedophile blablabla. But these whores are destined to become cum guzzling sluts when they go to college and fuck 34 guys every other week so why not come in and sieze the opportunity when you can?

college? they start going to parties when they're 13 and get doped up and railed by niggers. like the ugly bitch in the OP who is ragged out at 14 lol goddamn what a world

i just have a good mind for planning out criminal shit.
My grandfather and great-grandfather were mobsters in chicago and my grandfather was still alive until i was in my 20s so.
I can think of bank heist plans and all sorts of shit in only a few minutes

give me a bank heist

i'm assuming you meant me. anyway i'd need to see the bank... obviously.

a small branch in the city

Suck a cock g man.

If this is not a government ploy, shoot yourself pedofag.

Something like this? I'm gonna assume something like this.
Ok so first of all you would need about a month or 3 weeks to plan out this operation
You scope the place out, walk inside and talk to the teller. Ask if they have a box of diamonds. While doing this its the classic shit of checking for Cameras, guards, what the guard is holding.
Anyway for a small bank like that I would suggest going during the afternoon on a day that isn't busy so days like tuesday or wednesday when people aren't paid.
You would do it at sunset so that the sun is glaring the windows and people can't see inside.
you go for the box of diamonds that the teller may have showed you a few weeks ago cause remember you gotta wait a few weeks
you take care of the guard if you have to and remember, keep the talking to a minimum.
Obviously my workspace is very limited right now as i'm just basing this off a random small bank from google images.
If I had the actual bank and i could walk inside this plan wouldn't be so half-baked but whatcha gonna do.

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I meant this picture.

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Idk, I needed no special tricks to attract my underage gf

(Dear FBI agent, I'm underage)
(Dear janny, I'm actually not)

Reported to both jannies and feds just to be safe.

>I need the "if you ARE old and awkward" version of the guide book
here

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>college? they start going to parties when they're 13 and get doped up and railed by niggers. like the ugly bitch in the OP who is ragged out at 14 lol goddamn what a world
in what world?

Maybe you can find one in /soc/?

>12 year olds on /soc/

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They're there
Oregano

Oh you'd be fucking surprised how many of those little troglodyte shits are here on this board as well.

How do i get to 4th base with them?

Research the lost technology and use it to build a time machine back to the 19th century. Set yourself up as a god and buy several loli wives.

Wtf happened to this board. Moralfaggotry everywhere fuck

trumptards

Shit dentist.

It was always like this retard. Moralfagging was always a problem. but you wouldn't remember anything before 2016, you tourist.

This isn't a pedophile forum, people have always argued about this shit on here.

literally had a loli board at one stage you newfag

Bring back snack

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found the big mouth fan

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and people complained about that at the time too

11 is clearly cutest and most fuggable if you disagree you're objectively wrong.