>Talking to coworker that I have a massive crush on
>user, give me your opinion, where do you usually take a girl on the first date?
>Well, I don't know, never been on a date before
>What? What do you mean?
>I just never had the chance to do so
>Awww, that's so sad
Later that day
>user, why don't we go on a date together? So you known what is like
>That would be nice
It was the best day of my life anons, we went to a new burger joint on the block. We ate, she talked about her life and the plans she is making. I' could've listen to her for hours. At the end I drove her friends home and said:
>Usually dates end with a kiss, isn't that right?
>That's right
(kisses me on the cheek and pinches it)
>Good night
Chad opens the door for her. I can see that he pinches her but as she walks in to which se giggles. Start driving, got home, jerked off and stayed up all night looking at the ceiling. I sear, even at miles away, I could hear Chad banging her brains out.
Why the hell do I keep believing that I can be happy?
I'm gonna end it all
>Chad opens the door for her. I can see that he pinches her but as she walks in to which se giggles.
I want you to know, that this is absolutely hilarious for people who aren't you.
>Chad opens the door for her. I can see that he pinches her but as she walks in to which se giggles.
Heheheh, classic chad.
>we went to a new burger joint on the block.
Did you pay?
If so, I'm afraid you have been used like a tool.
Never pay for a woman.
>Never pay for a woman.
unless ur good in most ways this will get you rejected.
Aren't you supposed to pay on a first date? I also gave a her a bottle of a wine that she loves. I was hoping to share it with her, but I guess Chad chug it before fucking her.
Guys, please don't laugh, that is one of the most heart shattering moments of my life.
She cheated on chad with you.
Not bad, but her wrists should really be strapped to the headboard too.
Even if she fucks chad a few nights (or maybe later even) you still have the chance
>unless ur good in most ways this will get you rejected.
Mate, I've been into plenty dates and more often than not, it's the girl who pays for me.
I mean, if she pays one time, it's OK to pay back at a second date. As long as you don't spend more on her than she did on you.
If you feel you'll get rejected, work on yourself first to be "good in most ways" then the matter of rejection shall lies only in your hands.
>Aren't you supposed to pay on a first date?
If you want to be considered as a free meal, sure. Paying for her show that you care too much about her and the date, just be casual and act like you would if you go out with a friend.
>I also gave a her a bottle of a wine that she loves. I was hoping to share it with her
The wine was a good idea however the setup was bad.
First off, I would find a way to not need my car if I bring any alcohol.
Then don't offer her the bottle tell her you have some nice wine and you could open it up with her and share it.
So she just got a free bottle of wine and a free meal at your expense lad.
That's an experience most men have.
Now you won't make the same mistakes twice, ok?
>buying her dinner and a bottle of wine only for her to bring it home to chad
This is too much, holy fucking kek
>Aren't you supposed to pay on a first date?
It wasnt a real date you idiot. She just used you to get a free meal and some wine.
Let this be a lesson. Ghost her ass and just ignore her at work. Dont end your life because some roastie used you fucking faggot
>If you feel you'll get rejected, work on yourself first to be "good in most ways" then the matter of rejection shall lies only in your hands.
>work on yourself first
bad advice for someone aged and stuck in work and life problems
The only women who expect you to pay for them on a first date are women trying to take advantage of you. Any rejections you get from not doing so are therefore meaningless
You have to quite your job and find a new one. That's too sad user. What kind of job is it?
that's fucking tragic user but you gave me a good laugh
i paid something like 60%/40% on my first date and it went ok, but it was fucking 10 years ago. In adult life you need resources and money, my man.
Yeah bro you're still in don't worry too much
>t.
As a betabux and orbiter
>bad advice for someone aged and stuck in work and life problems
Well, when I say work on yourself, I don't talk about menial shit like working out or change hairstyle and clothes.
It isn't that important. It's like you have a shitty old Tupperware full of bad and sour grape juice. Putting the juice into a finely made glass bottle wouldn't change its taste just its presentation and would only fool the retards that drink without looking.
Before changing the external side of yourself, you need to change your inner self. Like the juice will slowly mature into wine, you will also develop yourself.
It takes time, I won't lie. Depending on the amount of work you need to do you could break your ego and just become an empty husk. However, in order to harness happiness, this is your only choice.
Do some introspection, learn about your qualities and your flaws. Do not follow mindlessly your desires but always ask yourself why.
Why do you have problems?
Why do you want a gf?
Why are you unhappy?
Only by always doubting and analyzing everything should the answer be clear.
Humans aren't black box where an environmental input automatically cause a behavior output, your will and reason can grandly influence everything.
I cannot do the deed for you lad. But should you do it and attain ataraxia, you will truly be whole by yourself.
And women will start naturally to gravitate around you.
I can't quit. I like my job and it pays well.
Engineering analyst and I make around 65k.
my sides
just thinking of her being tied to a bed frame like the OP image, and a thick cock filling her up.
lmao post her pic with the face blurred so we can see what we're dealing with
>he dated a roastie from work
You deserved it faggot. Work is for work. You want some pussy? It finds you.
You're a good person and I wish you a good day.
I hurts that he is the one fucking her, but you won't dick shame me. My dick is quite big (not like this will help me or anything)
No
A cute girl asked me out. What was I supposed to say?
>What was I supposed to say?
Holy shit...
Take note robots. THIS is what you don't want to become.
Well, thanks you kindly sir and I congratulate you for the dubs.
However I do not consider myself as a good person. I just sometimes have strong paternalistic urges and want to help and nurture people.
It all stem from selfish reasons I'm no altruist.
You're a bad person and I wish you a bad day.
>I just sometimes have strong paternalistic urges and want to help and nurture people.
see
Congrats having all of the fantasies you've created about women being shattered right in front of you. Just be happy that you weren't committed to her and suddenly learn someone else was fucking her.
did you think it would be a real date? sounds like she was pretty explicit about what it was. it was sweet and nice to offer you some experience.
I dated a girl that looked just like her. She was completely nuts and I dumped her. Took her virginity on a second date. Chinks are terrible.
When it comes to social cues, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Maybe part of me wanted to believe that I had a chance.
Well, shame you almost got trips.
I'll have to disagree for I do not consider myself to be bad either.
But I feel like I'm on the verge of starting a philosophical rant so I'll stop derailing that thread.
Nothing bad in it.
It's just some sort of commensalism. I'm doing my things anyways so if someone can enjoy benefits out of it, why not?
user....
Did you cuck a Chad?
Chad blew his load inside user's date that night...
>Did you cuck a chad?
Please be white...
originalli
No.
He probably is her fuck buddy. She went on a pity date with him and made him drive to Chad's house to drop her.
She scored a free meal, bottle of wine and ride to pound town
wait so she lead you on for free food?
if you actually going to kill yourself you have to behead her and skin the chad alive.
do it or your so pathetic you deserve it.
>He went on a date with someone else's gf
This is what I'm getting from this post
>t.fag
have you ever worked in a place with lots of people
I think most relations/flings happen at work, its inevitable if you're not a sperg...which we all are so yeah :(
Why do you faggots always clog up this board with your pathetic Stacy sob stories, get a fucking life m8.
Kek, as cucked as that was I think she was pretty sweet. I've had a lot of girls say they felt bad for me being an autistic virgin but they never went this far to give me attention and create a nice experience for me, so I'd say she probably thinks you have potential. Time to channel that rage into becoming an alpha, maybe one day you will be the one cucking Chad.
>He spent his time and money to get a pack on the cheek
>Then hand delivered her to Chad so he can get to fucking
Why would Chad care if some other man paid for her? He is the one getting balls deep into her.
You can't be this naive.
nice troll anyway
>I think most relations/flings happen at work
So do most false rape reports
Don't bother dude...anons here are so far gone they lost all self respect. They're part of the problem that feeds into women's egos. Its why they pull shit like in OP's post all the time.
so what are you going to do about it bitch?
Op here. I don't think Chad is her boyfriend, a fuck buddy maybe? I didn't knew about him until she asked if i could drop her at a friends house. I forgot to mention she kissed him when he opened the door. Then I realized she made me drive her to her booty call.
Virgin
>drives her and her friends
>pays
>listens to her talk
>gets a kiss on the cheek
Chad
>stays home
>games with his friends
>awaits his gf
>gets blowjob and sex
Yeah, sure cucked that guy alright
>I think she was pretty sweet
stupid cuck go kill yourself
I know how u feel user, i know that theres no words that can help you right now, but i just wanted to say that im sorry
Hmm?
What would it changes to the meaning of my words?
I do not consider my ethnicity to be really relevant to the conversation.
What would you do if I told you I was?
>(kisses me on the cheek and pinches it)
>That happened
What's sad is that when you writed your story, you thought that it was a credible human interraction. You should stop watching chinese cartoons.
And if that really happened, you should stop dating girls who watch chinese cartoons.
Are you going to ignore and try to forget about her now? She obviously did it not just to use you for a free meal but to also humiliate you
>if you actually going to kill yourself you have to behead her and skin the chad alive.
>do it or your so pathetic you deserve it.
well OP?
However you feel about her, you are going to need to end any notion in your head that you can get a relationship out of her. She has already shown that she has a line up of guys so you are replaceable in an instant. You do one thing wrong and she can go to either that booty call or maybe some others you don't know of. A stupid amount of women have this set up.
As a black user myself. It would pain me to see my brother sink so low. Glad to know your kin continues its death march towards oblivion.
This is both incredibly sad and hilarious
Sorry user but this is why the only winning move is to not play at all
>sink so low.
Could you enlighten me on what is pitiful in my post?
Nevertheless, I know you're just a guy baiting out in order to instill hatred around here. It would be sad if it wasn't that pitiful.
Absolutly this. She did a "sweet" thing because she knew she could get a free meal out of it. You now can't complain about it because she was oh so nice about giving you date experience. It was probably the intention in the first place. Maybe you exude that you don't go out with women and the crush on her so she decided to capitalize on it. She asked a question that shouldn't matter. Why should a woman ask a man she wasn't trying to date where would that man go? Women don't set up dates, men do. So why would she need to know where you usually take women for dates?
Women are master manipulators, they have learned on their fathers when to change their behaviour in getting what they want.
Well, she did it, I don't know if this is normal behavior or not, like I said, I never been on a date.
Well, I working from home because of the covid-19. I guess when we get back to work things will be normal? I'm just aware she is out of reach from now on, so I won't be fooled again.
Wise words. Thanks, user.
im sorry user, do you want to go on a date with me?
Why did you make this post then OP? Surely you don't feel proud about what happened...? Or, perhaps you're upset you didn't get to watch Chad take your "date" to pound town?
The chab was actually BBC
Op here, that guy is not me.
I made this post because I'm drunk and sad.
and op is a faggot for not killing her
Well, thats egg on my face...
Stop drinking, she wants you to die over her.
Thankfully people are afraid of me since i always appear angry and i'm a biguy4u
i would have rained fire on the house
Hmm, I see the misunderstanding.
I'm not OP lad. I thought my writing style was quite different from his.
I would never do something like what he did. My pride would never allow me to.
I'm just:
Here are all the posts I've made.
You should go and take break for a while user.
And stop with the racebaits, it doesn't do anything good.
you don't eat where you shit OP, did you ever even try subtly finding out if she had a boyfriend before you took her up on her offer?