How do i get an irl loli gf?

well, no, the point is to lure them off the cringe app and onto, say, a discord server...

This 12 year old girl that comes into the restaurant I work at/hang out at has a major crush on me and it's so uncomfortable. You think you want one but you don't.
I'm just trying to sit there and drink a beer and she keeps coming by and poking me, resting her head on my shoulder, and bringing me drawings. Everyone at work knows I'm a normal guy so I don't get looked at like a creep but I can't help but feel uncomfortable with it. I can't tell her to fuck off so what can I do?

>what would it be called?
a dream come true

i prefer interacting with people, especially women irl rather than online

You should ask your boss.

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FBI here. Coming now.

>FBI here
no not you

wait-- a 38 years old is less attractive than a 10 years old?
and a 30 years old is worse than an 11 years old?
I smell a bunch of pedos

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candy

and a rusty van

anything over 10 is clinically and legally not pedophilia