How do i get an irl loli gf?

if you're in college, just look for girls around campus. obviously don't hit on random lolis at the mall or on a fucking playground or something. or you could use dating apps, but those are shite. worst case scenario you could always just ask, but she might lie for clout.

>don't hit on random lolis at the mall or on a fucking playground or something
Why not? How else am I supposed to get them?

Where is the evidence to support this graph, can you link a study?

Blind face test for a documentsry titled
"Are all men pedophiles"
Not sure on the scientific accuracy of this but it's not an experiment people would like to repeat.

Not that it matters, graph makes perfect sense to me. Onset of puberty is correlated with sexual attraction. Who would have thunk?

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sad thing is that you can't seek out coz if you do approach a loli looking girl more often then not she will be underage and you'll be labeled as a pedo (which you are).

If there was a dating app connecting 11-15 year old girls to 19-24 year old robots, what would it be called?

>Kindling?

ye man
like why do girls mature faster and stuff
this would be exactly the reason
to BE BREADDDDDDDDDDDDDssssssssqaaaaa

why don't you go down to a park and meet a sweet loli.

pedofag.

imagine missing out

>Tfw no sweet roll loli gf

how was this original? also, fuck you :(

there is one, it's called tiktok

pedocope, some age faster than others, meaning that at 25 she'll look like 40.

>pedocope
most girls age like that
some even faster
you'd know if you interacted with them

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>tik tok
i'm not putting my face on the cringe app

nope, they all "kinda" age like that because of the shit chemicals in food, otherwise some looks still very young at 20

>shit chemicals in food
not everyone is american like you

daily reminder, in case ya forgot

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i'm not American, but they created shit company that puts stuff in food. If not there's still endoctrinian disruptor in tap water. There's also bad genes, and stress

this is just more of a reason to go after younger girls then

well, no, the point is to lure them off the cringe app and onto, say, a discord server...

This 12 year old girl that comes into the restaurant I work at/hang out at has a major crush on me and it's so uncomfortable. You think you want one but you don't.
I'm just trying to sit there and drink a beer and she keeps coming by and poking me, resting her head on my shoulder, and bringing me drawings. Everyone at work knows I'm a normal guy so I don't get looked at like a creep but I can't help but feel uncomfortable with it. I can't tell her to fuck off so what can I do?

>what would it be called?
a dream come true

i prefer interacting with people, especially women irl rather than online

You should ask your boss.

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FBI here. Coming now.

>FBI here
no not you

wait-- a 38 years old is less attractive than a 10 years old?
and a 30 years old is worse than an 11 years old?
I smell a bunch of pedos

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candy

and a rusty van

anything over 10 is clinically and legally not pedophilia

Cum and dump, it'll break her tiny heart forever and she'll never talk to you again.

sounds great desu.
should make her your wife.

god i hope covid-19 kills all humans. society is beyond redemption. just end life on this planet already

motherfuckers are going to jail for DOLLS. thats the extent of these morally outraged neurotypical retards. thats how fucking stupid they are. DOLLS. literal sexual thought crimes with no victim

you only feel uncomfy because your future is full of aid sniggers if you take her to pound town as nature has always intended
face it, the 20th century should of never allowed chr*stcucks and feminists to mess with aoc

Convert to Islam

Move to a devout Muslim country

Marry a qt Muslim loli

Also, single moms are an option if you like adult women but would love to fuck lolis on the side

u turn yourself into the keisatsu

A step daughter will not be 100% loyal and therefore cannot be trusted 100%
your blood daughter is genetically imprinted to you

the duality of user

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Im not a pedo but I'd smash all of them

If you kill yourself you get a whole bunch of them.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8

Wait, a man gets arrested for playing with a piece of plastic?

>11
nah
>12
nah
>13
nah
>14
Hmm
>15
Hmm
>16
Well that's legal here so yep

sklavenmoral

FBIIIIIIIIIIIIII OPEN UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I fucking hate you pedo fucks and your importation of this foreign cultural illness that makes me look like one of you just for liking skinny girls with small tits.
Fuck you!

Thing is, it all starts with dolls, and then they crave for the "real thing".

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>foreign importation
it's home grown
see

No actually it's not the western comic book section that the pedos hang out in.
Everyone knows where the pedo is coming from.

are you really trying to tell me that girls weren't ever wed off at 12 in europe or the americas?

She is beautiful. Who?