You! Stop! PROOF YOU'RE NOT INFECTED

It's just a mild cough.

It's just a flu bro open the economy

as you can see officer, I'm completely healthy
I can even do some jumping jacks for you
coof

I'm not you have got to belive me

p...please officer I have a family!

its just the weed bro coof coof

testinktestinktestink

*coof* *coof*
It's just a cold officer I swear!

COOF COOF COOF
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No glitches in my name, see?