You! Stop! PROOF YOU'RE NOT INFECTED

>You! Stop! PROOF YOU'RE NOT INFECTED

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My clean bunghole

Pretty much immune because I'm not a fucking retard

I want to be infected give it too me please its so cool

COOF COOF COOF oh excuse me lads these cigs will be the death of me

don't worry, Im as healthy as a horse *coo* ahem

All good here officer

It's fine officer, don't shoot. As you can see my 2nd digit is bigger than my 4th one.

give me the coof please how do i get the coof?

My crowbar up your ass, how 'bout dat?

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You know I've heard if your hand is bigger than your head you're not infected go on try it

Greenfags are to be put down on sight

please leave my thread coofers

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i am not infected officer

coof coof you just have to get COOFED user that's all it takes

but but non COOF i-i love u COOF

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coofers reeeee

INMUNE MASTERRACE

that wasnt a cough officer i just choked on my saliva i swear

I'm safe in here, I'm sure the coofers won't get inside *COOF COOF COOF*

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I cant prove im not ahaha

Here you go sir. I'm un-coofed.

there you go sir

im as pure as your virginity

Here you go monsieur

I SWEAR IM NOT INFECTED NOW LET ME IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Uh... Infected with what exactly?

officer im just a little weak, please officer let me pass. i just gotta cough is all... you wouldnt hurt me would you?

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THIS RETARD COOOOF COOOOOFINH O H OH OH MY GOD IM COOO COOOOOOGINH

im healthy as ever officer

think again coofer

I'm clean sir. No coofs here.

Ay whatsthematta'you?! Cover your mouth for chrissake.

uhm I uhm I uhm...

Fuck off the state can't take away my freedoms

Reply to me nigger

I've been in my house for 20 days

nigger targeted, nigger coofed

*coooo...*
No coof
Cloop cloop for nurses

I's been coohfedd!!

I hate America I hope corona-chan wrecks them

>You! Stop! PROOF YOU'RE NOT INFECTED

FITE ME NERD

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nice digits. shame about your infection

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my butthole is spotless

back in my day we called em the shanghai shivers

you mean our infection

I haven't left the house for the past 3 months.

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Not mine infection

I trust these digits will suffice as proof?

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its too late for you user, you dont have much left

No lad I don't wanna die please help me

*coof coof*

It's just a mild cough.

It's just a flu bro open the economy

as you can see officer, I'm completely healthy
I can even do some jumping jacks for you
coof

I'm not you have got to belive me

p...please officer I have a family!

its just the weed bro coof coof

testinktestinktestink

*coof* *coof*
It's just a cold officer I swear!

COOF COOF COOF
PSHDFJPOdsabg
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

No glitches in my name, see?

Coof me if you can chinkoids

oh are there
*COOF*

EEEEEAAAAAACKOOOOOGFFFFFF
I PICKED UP THE CAN
WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT

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*coof*
Oh No
It's starting

testing for the coof