Reply to this thread and you will get a GF when the pandemic stops. 100% guaranteed

Let's see
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What if I don't WANNA reply?

Don't worry my children, I will make sure you get your perfect GF~

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Pls gimme gf after

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please, I beg you, I need one, it's been alone too long

please sir just give me a crumb

Oh wow finally, I've been waiting 35 for this.

the pandemic wont end in our lifetime so in the next life i guess

I've been a good boy and I'm no COOFER, please give me my state-mandated gf.

I have nothing to lose at this point
Ofc this wasnt original, hehe-