Reply to this thread and you will get a GF when the pandemic stops. 100% guaranteed

fuck she's so cute. is there anything more perfect than a young qt3.0

The pandemic never ends

RoIl
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Nothing else compares.

Consider it business, you just need to pay with your health. But don't worry, a little virus won't kill you!

She'll be there for the rest of your life!

Hopefully, but for these lonely anons here, I hope it does.

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its not like i have option

May the pandemic last 10 years, but a gf would be nice ngl

What the fuck do I have to lose

I dont feel like anything will get me a gf now that im soiled

this is a cry of desperation

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>Nothing else compares.
stop making me sad. this pandemic stuff is hard enough.

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Cmon its been so long i need one so bad please dude just make it work out

We will all get there, just sacrifice your body to Corona-chan and we will see to it that you get her~

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I don't want a girlfriend I just want to know why i'm like this. Feel free to give toxic belittling answers.

fuck it, this is worth becoming a glownigger

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PLEASE I JUST WANT TO COOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Alright, fine. Might as well.

I just want a femdom degenerate gf

I hope this works, user

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You won't get infected if you enter a coofer's thread...right? It's just when you reply to coofer's....right?

Let's see
>You have been muted for 14 seconds, because your comment was not original.

What if I don't WANNA reply?

Don't worry my children, I will make sure you get your perfect GF~

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Pls gimme gf after

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please, I beg you, I need one, it's been alone too long

please sir just give me a crumb

Oh wow finally, I've been waiting 35 for this.

the pandemic wont end in our lifetime so in the next life i guess

I've been a good boy and I'm no COOFER, please give me my state-mandated gf.

I have nothing to lose at this point
Ofc this wasnt original, hehe-

you never specified but I'm just going to hope that it's the one I want

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Will I? Will I really?

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I'm not entirely sure if I want one but since it's been so long I guess I should give it another go.
Rolling!

i would like that. god i need it.

guys youre infected...
i dont think youll make it until the end of the pandemic

Can I have a qt trans gf please? Small pp preferred

I hope not women are all fucking sluts.

You are based OP

Do i have to trade my soul for it?

hope I recover soon

Hey good on you buddy! I hope things work out for ya.

But user, I don't want a girlfriend, I have a shitty personality, I don't know how to fix it...

that is quite the forehead.

testing if I'm infected

I wish it were that simple.

Maybe a few normies breaking isolation get sick and end up dying so my chances increase?

Ok. Hope the Pandemic is soon over so i can be with my GF.

It's entirely possible but unlikely. There's a promising candidate but she's currently 150 miles away. Make it happen gourd

Rollin for cute Asian gf

i hope you are right op

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even if this is true, im probably just gonna attract another landwhale. i swear they're the only women that look at me.

will this time get a GF

How about before the pandemic stops? It's going to be a long one I bet.

Guys how do I get a qt goth gf? Where do I find them? What things do they like? How do I talk to them?

I promise to love and respect her lawd pls

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I believe
coofCOOF

No I won't

Origami

Im counting on you OP this better work