gay for the stay is a cope kek
Would you give up your masculinity in jail to save your life?
Christopher Miller
Ian White
I'm 6'1, fat, balding, and have copious amounts of body hair. There aren't many ways to feminize me.
Adrian Reed
>Depending on the prison, if you're crime isn't that despicable, you might be able to make friends with the guards
how to out yourself as a snitch asap
depends on the sperg, if you mostly stay out of trouble then nobody is bothering you, just watch your step, don't be rude, etc
Parker Stewart
>be you, sitting at your computer
>dad puts his hand on your shoulder
>tells you he plans on sending you to Guangzhou, a city in China to normify you
>says this is his last attempt at fixing you and that he will kick you out if you dont go
Would you give up your NEET ways in Guangzhou to save your life?
Brayden Morgan
Cant handle a little ego death?
Juan Morris
It's the goddamn Rei poster. FUCK!
Brandon Morales
I'm more concerned about the rape.
Brody Cox
Madthad is what happens
He was the biggest weeb here and he went to prison for CP. he befriended everyone, they liked him because he was funny. He also fucked people in the ass and got fucked himself, it was all consensual and he says he misses prison.
Mason Roberts
But that guy is a bizarre enigma. What happened to him has almost 0% chance of happening to anyone else.
I'm just talking about a sperg who got put in jail for something relatively unoffensive, like stealing a credit card or something.
Oliver Ortiz
Its my ultimate fantasy. Its not like i could get any sexual alternative in guangzhou anyway. Theres no other options. So I might as well get normified and GUANGED by a hunky chinkrone and be his personal best friend!