Ok robots, post your stats:

Ok robots, post your stats:

>How many relationships have you been in?

>How many parties have you been invited to?

>How many Instagram followers do you have?

>How many times have you gotten drunk?

>How many times have you gotten high?

>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?

>How many jobs have you had?

>How many times per week do you have sex?

>How many times per week do you exercise?

>How many times per week do you shower?

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>>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
After the age of 12? 0. Before 12? Like 4 birthday parties if I had to guess.
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
No Instagram.
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Never.
>>How many times have you gotten high?
Never.
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
Never.
>>How many jobs have you had?
1, I was incompetent and they let go of me as soon as they could
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
Never.
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
Do walks count? If so, a few times a week. If not, never. I do travel by bicycle though.
>>How many times per week do you shower?
Twice.
What is my score?

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You don't get a score, but I guess you get my approval for being an actual robot using Yas Forums

>relationships: 6 significant, handful of short term ones
>parties: somewhere in the 90's if you count stereotypical young people ragers. Hundreds if you broaden it to any gathering
>Instagram followers: 0 (No Instagram)
>High: somewhere in the low hundreds
>hang out with friends per day: 1 at most
>jobs: 3
>sex per week: 5ish. Gf is pushing for more but I can't be bothered
>exercise per week: 9+
>shower per week: 7

context: overweight shitskin whose been here since 2007

>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
0
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
1, if being an election judge counts.
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
7
>How many times per week do you shower?
14

>relationships: 0
>parties: less than 10, outside of family parties
>instagram: 0, I don't even have it, it's fucking sickening
>drunk: 0
>high: 0
>friends: lately, once a week, an hour after class
>jobs: 3

I remember why I'm here

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>How many relationships have you been in?
3 but not really, first 2 were girls I got really close to but we were never anything, then one day I just got ghosted, most recent one I thought we had something and it was a real relationship, her parents let us date, then they changed their minds and became completely hateful, as we're both part of a certain religion they decided we were too close since we would talk for hours a day and her parents and the congregation elders ended it. Now I haven't seen her or talked to her since Dec 21st.
>How many parties have you been invited to?
A lot, never went to any.
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Like 90 from back when I was in high school, I have exactly 1 post.
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
3 times a week for the past 3 months
>How many times have you gotten high?
0, I have a good job to keep
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0, I lost all my friends due to the situation from question 1
>How many jobs have you had?
I am working at my third job, 2 years in
>How many times per week do you have sex?
Never
>How many times per week do you exercise?
Used to be 5x, quarantine time means 0
>How many times per week do you shower?
Now that I don't have anything to live for? like twice a week, its fucking disgusting, I was showering everyday even some times twice a day.

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Ah, didm't see "comment to long"
>sex: 0 in 26 years of life
>exercise: 0
>Shower: daily

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>Ok robots, post your stats:
>>How many relationships have you been in?
None
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
A few
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
I don't have a personal account but my business has 4.8k
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Blackout drunk once.
>>How many times have you gotten high?
Never
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
Maybe once a month or so
>>How many jobs have you had?
3
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
6
>>How many times per week do you shower?
7

>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
If the ones when i was a little kid count, probably some birthdays. Not a single one since i turned 16
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Don't use Instagram
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Too many to count, i drink alone
>How many times have you gotten high?
Don't do any other drug
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
1
>How many times per week do you have sex?
Does not apply
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>How many times per week do you shower?
Everyday

>instagram friends


OUT

>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
250 or something
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
1, just got layed off because covid. i fucking hate that im going to have to do another interview i hated that shit.
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0. saw a girl naked once so see ya later, virgins.
>How many times per week do you exercise?
ideally 6 days a week, twice a day. doesn't always work out that way, especially with covid.
>How many times per week do you shower?
usually once a day after all my workouts are done.

haha virgin just take more showers lol incel

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>Relationships:0
>Parties:3 or 4 I think
>Don't have an Instagram anymore
>Drunk:idk
>High: idk
>Hanging out:0
>Jobs:0
>Sex:0
>Exercise:Everyday
>Shower:2 times a day

>How many relationships have you been in?
2
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Wtf
>How many times have you gotten drunk
Too many
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
2
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>How many times per week do you shower?
4

>>How many relationships have you been in?
2, but technically 1 since the first one was in middle school and she cheated on me and manipulated me into hating her so that I would break up with her.
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
I don't use it
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Never
>>How many times have you gotten high?
Never
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>>How many jobs have you had?
2
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
Virgin
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
I go on walks every once in a while
>>How many times per week do you shower?
2-3

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>How many relationships have you been in?
13+ Internet relationships
2 IRL relationships out of those
>How many parties have you been invited to?
None
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
None
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Less than 10
>How many times have you gotten high?
Less than 5
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
Online? Nearly every day
In person? Every few months
>How many jobs have you had?
Between 5 and 10
>How many times per week do you have sex?
Depends
>How many times per week do you exercise?
Try to shoot for 3-4 but varies
>How many times per week do you shower?
Every day

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>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
N/A
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Never
>How many times have you gotten high?
Never
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
Never
>How many jobs have you had?
1 for a day then had a breakdown and quit
>How many times per week do you have sex?
Never
>How many times per week do you exercise?
Never
>How many times per week do you shower?
7 im not disgusting

>those shower counts

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>>How many relationships have you been in?
1
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Don't have it
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>>How many times have you gotten high?
like 3 times
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>>How many jobs have you had?
1, quit before they fired me
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
0, not fat though, fat is disgusting
>>How many times per week do you shower?
at least 4

this is fun

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I'm doing this as a test to see how normalfagged this place has become. And the results are sad to see.

>How many relationships have you been in?
none
>How many parties have you been invited to?
1
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
N/A
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
I get a bit buzzed most nights
>How many times have you gotten high?
1
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
One if voice chat counts. Once a week if not
>How many jobs have you had?
6
>How many times per week do you have sex?
None
>How many times per week do you exercise?
None
>How many times per week do you shower?
6-7

>Ok robots, post your stats:
>>How many relationships have you been in?
Nothing just a fling which ended pretty fast

>>How many parties have you been invited to?
Maybe 2 or 5 idk

>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
No insta

>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Never

>>How many times have you gotten high?
Tried but i can't. Any tips?

>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
1 in a year maybe or not at all

>>How many jobs have you had?
Neet since 16

>>How many times per week do you have sex?
Never

>>How many times per week do you exercise?
4 days a week

>>How many times per week do you shower?
1 day a week or 2 if im smelling like my balls

>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
Never been to what most people would call a "party." Been to get-togethers with friends.
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Not many, but don't use Insta anyway
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
3 times, all alone
>How many times have you gotten high?
A few times, always with friends
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
I'm supposed to do it daily? Like twice a month.
>How many jobs have you had?
0
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0, I'm fine with that.
>How many times per week do you exercise?
Don't really. Need to start.
>How many times per week do you shower?
Depends, but it's like once every two weeks when I'm really locked in my house depressed.

>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
0
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0

>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
I don't have any IRL friends
>How many jobs have you had?
2
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0.
>How many times per week do you exercise?
I don't exercise.
>How many times per week do you shower?
Once every other day/couple of days.

>Ok robots, post your stats:
>>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
1 when I was younger, but because of a storm my mom didn't want to drive me (didnt have liscense yet)
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Dont use instagram
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>>How many jobs have you had?
0
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>>How many times per week do you shower?
5, i skip it sometimes.

Robot
Normalfag
Robot
Robot
Failed normalfag
Hard to say. Probably a robot.
Robot
Normalfag
Probably a robot
Failed normalfag
Failed normalfag
Cybernormalfag
Robot
Failed normalfag or robot

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>How many relationships have you been in?
2, but I've been on way more dates. Actually haven't been in a relationship since I started formally dating women.
>How many parties have you been invited to?
fuck if I know. A bunch. Usually Jewish ones for holidays, Shabbat, and other times too.
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
52 despite only having 7 pictures on there.
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0, Covid19 isolation, etc. before that I only hung out with them on weekends
>How many jobs have you had?
5
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
2-3
>How many times per week do you shower?
5ish

Easy to say: Reddit

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>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
Like 10, but none since age 12
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
24, almost all cousins or friends I haven't talked to since middle school
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
0
>How many times per week do you have sex?
Never
>How many times per week do you exercise?
Once every month or something
>How many times per week do you shower?
1 on average

>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Don't have one
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
9
>How many jobs have you had?
0
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
4
>How many times per week do you shower?
7-12

>>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
like 10
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
>Instagram
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
more than a 100
>>How many times have you gotten high?
around 30 on psychedelics/speed
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>>How many jobs have you had?
2
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
5
>>How many times per week do you shower?
7

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The 9 is also a 0, wrong button.

>>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
Not counting birthday parties, maybe 2 or 3
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Like 30 or 25, all of whom are autistic meme pages trying to get follow x follow
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>>How many jobs have you had?
0
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
0, i am a virgin
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
5 times a week, now with the corona thing 0
>>How many times per week do you shower?
7 or 5

lmao 9 times idk why that was so funny to me

>>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
Between 15-50
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
0
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
More than I can remember
>>How many times have you gotten high?
More than I can remember
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
Some weeks I don't see my friends at all and some weeks we hang out nearly every day.
>>How many jobs have you had?
7ish
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
4-6
>>How many times per week do you shower?
5-7

>How many relationships have you been in?
Online? 2. IRL? 1
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
0
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
2
>How many times have you gotten high?
5
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
0
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>How many times per week do you shower?
0 usually, I guess over a year maybe averages to 0.05 or so

Oh yeah, and I don't even go to every party I've been invited to. That'd be nuts. These are usually pretty public events, not private parties usually. I'm on a lot of mailing lists, particularly in the 20s-30s Jewish community.

Another pointless survey where everyone just talks to the void. Good, because I love this shit.

>How many relationships have you been in?
0 (zero)
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0 real parties.
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
I don't have Instagram.
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
1. Alone in my room while browsing Yas Forums.
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
A day? What kind of normie wrote this? I barely see my only friend a couple of times every month.
>How many jobs have you had?
5
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0~1
>How many times per week do you shower?
7

surprised how many robots arent alcoholics, even so far as to never having been drunk or only been drunk a couple times in life. alcoholic is the shit when youre depressed

>How many relationships have you been in?
1 in highschool

>How many parties have you been invited to?
probably about 10. other parties i just invited myself along

>How many Instagram followers do you have?
455

>How many times have you gotten drunk?
5+ days a week for the past year. of course alone. before that, about 4 times a week since i was 20.

>How many times have you gotten high?
dont know, probably low hundreds

>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0

>How many jobs have you had?
2

>How many times per week do you have sex?
0

>How many times per week do you exercise?
3

>How many times per week do you shower?
5-7. i will not go to work without showering

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>How many relationships have you been in?
2, only short-term.
>How many parties have you been invited to?
Birthday parties were the only ones I've been invited to, and that was when I'm still a kid.
I guess 6-7 birthday parties. Not sure if they count.
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Don't use instagram
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
I don't even remember the last time I've hung out with anyone.
>How many jobs have you had?
0
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>How many times per week do you shower?
Sometimes 4-5 times a week if I feel motivated enough, sometimes 2-3 times.

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>How many relationships have you been in?
5
>How many parties have you been invited to?
too many to count every weekend for 2 years of college so do the math and even then Would get invited to after party and other kick backs
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
no idea I have not used insta for years maybe 1000
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
too many times to count every day for the last year and thousands of times before I dropped out of college and a shit ton in high school
>How many times have you gotten high?
I smoked weed every day for about 6 years so too many times to count
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0 I am a shut in now
>How many jobs have you had?
0 I have never worked before
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0 because I do not have a relationship but maybe once every couple months if I want to fuck some slut
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0 I am very lazy
>How many times per week do you shower?
once maybe there is not much of a point if you are a shut in.

0
0
like 150
probably 6
a ridiculous number of times
0
1
0
5
6

>0 relationships
>Been to 10-20 college parties, Personally invited to birthday parties 5-10, Personally invited to college parties 0.
>0 instagram followers
>0 times gotten drunk
>Once or twice a day if at all for a long period. On breaks or now, 0.
> 1 job in the past
> 0 times have sex per week/never had sex
>2-4 times per week do shower.

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>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
0
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
0, did some work for my dad but informally
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
3 Workout, 3 Run, hiking and swimming
>How many times per week do you shower?
10

>How many relationships have you been in?
2. One lasted 2 years and a bit and the other one is going steady for a month now.

>How many parties have you been invited to?
Besides anime nights back in highschool, one or two.

>How many Instagram followers do you have?
100ish

>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Maybe 3?

>How many times have you gotten high?
None

>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
Rarely, if ever, since I moved out to the big city alone.

>How many jobs have you had?
Too many odd jobs to count. DIshwashing, janitor, warehouse, model even. That was a one time thing though.

>How many times per week do you have sex?
At the moment, none.

>How many times per week do you exercise?
I try for at least 3 times a week. Strength training, none of that cardio shit.

>How many times per week do you shower?
Every day.

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>>How many relationships have you been in?
Long term? 6, short term a couple of dozens.
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
dozens, but those get old as you grow up
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
zero
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
drowzens
>>How many times have you gotten high?
hmm, less than a dozen I think
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
once in a while
>>How many jobs have you had?
4
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
hmm, 5 tho
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
3
>>How many times per week do you shower?
4, I skip one day

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>How many relationships have you been in?
2
>How many parties have you been invited to?
When I was a kid? A lot. Now? I guess 2 or 3
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
I'm not an instafag
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
At least 5
>How many times have you gotten high?
Drugs are for loosers
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
I don't have any
>How many jobs have you had?
2
>How many times per week do you have sex?
At most 2-3
>How many times per week do you exercise?
3-4
>How many times per week do you shower?
14

0
0
0 (don't have an instagram)
0
0
I play video games sometimes
0
0
5
7
I'm a Muslim, for context.

>>How many relationships have you been in?
1 (current, since 6 years)
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
In the past few years a lot, before that not very often
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
I don't have Instagram
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Slightly buzzed? A lot. Really drunk? About 3 times, I'm not a fan.
>>How many times have you gotten high?
Once, I didn't like it.
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
Define hanging out. If online counts, probably about every other day, excluding my girlfriend
>>How many jobs have you had?
3
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
About 3
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>>How many times per week do you shower?
7

>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
don't use any social media
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
0
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>How many times per week do you shower?
daily

>How many relationships have you been in?
e-relationships don't count right?
>How many parties have you been invited to?
3 birthday parties in elementary school
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
don't use that shit
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
yes, alone
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
0
>How many times per week do you have sex?
never
>How many times per week do you exercise?
3
>How many times per week do you shower?
7

>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
1 (declined the invitation)
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
I don't use zoomer websites.
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0 (no friends)
>How many jobs have you had?
Two long-term.
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0. I do some manual labour at work, no consistent schedule.
>How many times per week do you shower?
7-8

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>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Instagram is for normies, N/A
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Hundreds of times.
>How many times have you gotten high?
Dozens, not anymore though.
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
2
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>How many times per week do you shower?
4-5 times probably

>>How many relationships have you been in?
>0
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
>1 or 2
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
>15
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
>0
>>How many times have you gotten high?
>2
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
>0
>>How many jobs have you had?
>3
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
>0
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
>0
>>How many times per week do you shower?
>7?

>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
0
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
0
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>How many times per week do you shower?
0

>How many relationships have you been in?
2
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
0
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
1
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>How many times per week do you shower?
1

>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
317
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
0
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
i might go for a morning walk if the weather is kind
>How many times per week do you shower?
7

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>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
3
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
1
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
1
>How many times per week do you shower?
7

I don't get it guys, everyone told me that if I practiced basic hygiene I'd become Chad. Why didn't it work?

>>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
0
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
online: a lot. IRL: 0.
>>How many jobs have you had?
2
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>>How many times per week do you shower?
7

>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Instagram sucks so N/A
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Over 10 times
>How many times have you gotten high?
3
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
In college I have 1 friend and I'd hang with him 1 or 2 days a week. Since the corona, I've pretty much hanged with my high school friends almost every day on discord
>How many jobs have you had?
0
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>How many times per week do you shower?
6 days a week

>How many relationships have you been in?
1.
>How many parties have you been invited to?
I don't know. A few.
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
I don't use instagram.
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Once when I was 15 and I hated it because I threw up everywhere.
>How many times have you gotten high?
Never
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
Eh. Do online friends count?
>How many jobs have you had?
I'm self employed.
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>How many times per week do you shower?
5 or 6.

Why do you ask?

>How many relationships have you been in?
0

>How many parties have you been invited to?
0

>How many Instagram followers do you have?
0

>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0

>How many times have you gotten high?
15 (weed)

>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0

>How many jobs have you had?
3 (in the past)

>How many times per week do you have sex?
0

>How many times per week do you exercise?
0

>How many times per week do you shower?
1

>>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
3 but they're all male from equally autistic school friends
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
40 I post landscape photos and shit so
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
=>100, all on my own
>>How many times have you gotten high?
6 times? Not a big weed guy
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0 unless posting anime lewds on here or discord counts
>>How many jobs have you had?
Like 5 or 6
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
5
>>How many times per week do you shower?
4-6 depending on factors