Ok robots, post your stats:
>How many relationships have you been in?
>How many parties have you been invited to?
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
>How many times have you gotten high?
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
>How many jobs have you had?
>How many times per week do you have sex?
>How many times per week do you exercise?
>How many times per week do you shower?
>>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
After the age of 12? 0. Before 12? Like 4 birthday parties if I had to guess.
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
No Instagram.
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Never.
>>How many times have you gotten high?
Never.
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
Never.
>>How many jobs have you had?
1, I was incompetent and they let go of me as soon as they could
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
Never.
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
Do walks count? If so, a few times a week. If not, never. I do travel by bicycle though.
>>How many times per week do you shower?
Twice.
What is my score?
You don't get a score, but I guess you get my approval for being an actual robot using Yas Forums
>relationships: 6 significant, handful of short term ones
>parties: somewhere in the 90's if you count stereotypical young people ragers. Hundreds if you broaden it to any gathering
>Instagram followers: 0 (No Instagram)
>High: somewhere in the low hundreds
>hang out with friends per day: 1 at most
>jobs: 3
>sex per week: 5ish. Gf is pushing for more but I can't be bothered
>exercise per week: 9+
>shower per week: 7
context: overweight shitskin whose been here since 2007
>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
0
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
0
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
0
>How many times have you gotten high?
0
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
1, if being an election judge counts.
>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>How many times per week do you exercise?
7
>How many times per week do you shower?
14
>relationships: 0
>parties: less than 10, outside of family parties
>instagram: 0, I don't even have it, it's fucking sickening
>drunk: 0
>high: 0
>friends: lately, once a week, an hour after class
>jobs: 3
I remember why I'm here
>How many relationships have you been in?
3 but not really, first 2 were girls I got really close to but we were never anything, then one day I just got ghosted, most recent one I thought we had something and it was a real relationship, her parents let us date, then they changed their minds and became completely hateful, as we're both part of a certain religion they decided we were too close since we would talk for hours a day and her parents and the congregation elders ended it. Now I haven't seen her or talked to her since Dec 21st.
>How many parties have you been invited to?
A lot, never went to any.
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Like 90 from back when I was in high school, I have exactly 1 post.
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
3 times a week for the past 3 months
>How many times have you gotten high?
0, I have a good job to keep
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0, I lost all my friends due to the situation from question 1
>How many jobs have you had?
I am working at my third job, 2 years in
>How many times per week do you have sex?
Never
>How many times per week do you exercise?
Used to be 5x, quarantine time means 0
>How many times per week do you shower?
Now that I don't have anything to live for? like twice a week, its fucking disgusting, I was showering everyday even some times twice a day.
Ah, didm't see "comment to long"
>sex: 0 in 26 years of life
>exercise: 0
>Shower: daily
>Ok robots, post your stats:
>>How many relationships have you been in?
None
>>How many parties have you been invited to?
A few
>>How many Instagram followers do you have?
I don't have a personal account but my business has 4.8k
>>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Blackout drunk once.
>>How many times have you gotten high?
Never
>>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
Maybe once a month or so
>>How many jobs have you had?
3
>>How many times per week do you have sex?
0
>>How many times per week do you exercise?
6
>>How many times per week do you shower?
7
>How many relationships have you been in?
0
>How many parties have you been invited to?
If the ones when i was a little kid count, probably some birthdays. Not a single one since i turned 16
>How many Instagram followers do you have?
Don't use Instagram
>How many times have you gotten drunk?
Too many to count, i drink alone
>How many times have you gotten high?
Don't do any other drug
>How many times a day do you hang out with friends?
0
>How many jobs have you had?
1
>How many times per week do you have sex?
Does not apply
>How many times per week do you exercise?
0
>How many times per week do you shower?
Everyday