Discovered mummy has a bag of liquorice allsorts in the baking cupboard. Showing a serious amount of restraint not just scoffing the whole lot. Havent had sweets for ages.
/britfeel/
Juan Peterson
Brody Ortiz
i used to lick my gf's bum at least 4 times a week and once we were a bit tipsy and i was horny so i proper shoved my tongue in there, she loved it. did feel a bit risque tho and she dumped me coz i was a knobhead but i think i'm ready to do that to a girl again.
Wyatt Phillips
>mum still hasnt opened a new bottle of vodka
how the fuck l swear she's been drinking everyday
Ian Sullivan
My ex bird had a fucking hairy arse and she wouldn't shave it because she was 'afraid'. Still shagged her like but I wouldn't lick her hairy arsehole
Jacob Hall
I would absolutely love it if the government cut all welfare. Those stinky NEETs, single mums, senile boomers, ASBO chavs, dole-drinkers, Somalians, and other leeches would have to make themselves useful or starve to death. Why do we let them drain us? Why do we let them be a burden to the rest us? They're just pointless and everybody hates them.