/britfeel/

might pick up a drug habit or something lads
being a shut-in was nice until this lockdown and now i'm climbing up the walls
how do people make friends

Everyone in my family is doing ridiculously well except me, it's weird. Total runt. One brother isn't doing anything too amazing, he has an office job but just by choice he did good in school, went to Uni and now works a job he enjoys, has a girlfriend and car etc. I'm so far behind.

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what drug you thinking lad?

>the fat none CUNT.

ftfy

You think isolation is your ally? You merely adopted the lonli. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the normies until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but disgusting!
Gainz in my muscles. Unlike you, PECKER BOYYYY, I didn't need any gainz in my willy.

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fenty was easily the best but christ it was fucking awful if i ran out before the next package came
xannies are no good for regular use
kets harmless enough. maybe ket.

>I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the normies until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but disgusting
Err... Looks like you're a newfig

>gainz
you've not made any though

blugh always hated ket. Although in small doses l can see the appeal

>tries to impersonate an oldfag
>doesn't know SP
summer has come early

bet your mammy never seen cock like mine before eh? like burt lancaster in rainmaker. thick like a can of pepsi and sprays everywhere when you shke it up. yeh my cock is a hose and i know mammy wants a hose like mine. burt lancaster in rainmaker lad. im virile af. thats whaat yer mammy will get. strong lad big broad shoulders cock like a sword. 6ft 1. could mammy want more? they call me fat cock

Want to play Persona 5 Royal nooooow! 2 days wait is too long.
Takes 120 hours to complete, corona will probably kill me before I can complete it.

This place is so much like /brit/ now

I've been playing it all day. Arrived early. Tough luck pal, already got through Kamoshida, enjoying all the new content and features, minigames, you name it!

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SP is a manlet
It's well known Sophie is taller than him

I have gained the big muscles and the big frens on the internet. My waifu is smiling upon me, can you say the same?

any cunt start shit with SP l'll spark em out

>on the internet
lol you are pathetic sp

Why are you implying that I would impersonate a nobody?

Calm down lad you are still new to weight training. How much do you weigh?

SP is 6 foot 300 lbs RIPPED
DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM

why are you pretending to be someone you're not?

You got upto the councillor yet? Whats he like?
Fuck you btw, i preordered of psn because I thought corona would fuck up deliveries not help people get them early.

I just want that excited feeling of being in love with someone back, even if they don't reciprocate. I'm tired of being a husk.

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Well, I never knew it was possible to coom in an ill way. Now I know:
>No ejaculatory force
>Very thick

Remember this, it could save your life what with COVID-19

>using scales
do I look like a roastie to you?
based
KING
I'm not pathetic I'm prophetic

Councillor, it's too early to tell desu. Hasn't made a solid impression yet. Opening section seems like the new character may be a MAry Sue but time will tell.

That's what you get for not sticking to your guns eh la?

>>using scales
>do I look like a roastie to you?
Clearly avoiding the question because you haven't made it

m'lord you make the haters seethe effortlessly
how are you spending the night?

you're all knobheads

When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box.
Cells.
Interlinked.
What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?
Interlinked.
Interlinked.
With incells interlinked.

SP is a nonce who was involved in grooming HC. And what?

My vitamin C tablets taste really good. Just eat to eat them all like theyre skittles

>And wha-
*sparks you*

>getting the big drunk and possibly making the big cums. Yourself, king?
based. me? I'm gonna make my gf give me a blowie and wank

Because I am a nice black cat

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Your probably a noncer too.

Shut up you weird saddo

Fat cock officially declare it shaggers hours. just waiting for some polite beta male to offer me some mammy. ill give her a good stuffing. like burt lancaster in rainmaker.

good lad. I'm holding out on the cums myself, playing some ps4 with some old school frens

>do I look like a roastie to you?
yes you do now bend over and spread that tight young bussy

>Y-your probably a nonc-
*sparks you out again*

Made my gf squirt yesterday by fingering her really fast while licking her arsehole

PECKER PERCY
ave fun lads
*drops a big andy Sixx log on ur willy*

But did she give you a thank you blowjob?

>licking her arsehole

weirdo

I got a throat infection from licking my gfs bum hole. Never again

You're lucky. Michael Douglas got cancer from going down on Catherine Zeta-Jones

Oi shaggers get in. when we taakin britfeel shaggers club to shaagaluf

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shes supposed to be fresh out the shower/bath before you do it...

Discovered mummy has a bag of liquorice allsorts in the baking cupboard. Showing a serious amount of restraint not just scoffing the whole lot. Havent had sweets for ages.

i used to lick my gf's bum at least 4 times a week and once we were a bit tipsy and i was horny so i proper shoved my tongue in there, she loved it. did feel a bit risque tho and she dumped me coz i was a knobhead but i think i'm ready to do that to a girl again.

>mum still hasnt opened a new bottle of vodka
how the fuck l swear she's been drinking everyday

My ex bird had a fucking hairy arse and she wouldn't shave it because she was 'afraid'. Still shagged her like but I wouldn't lick her hairy arsehole

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I would absolutely love it if the government cut all welfare. Those stinky NEETs, single mums, senile boomers, ASBO chavs, dole-drinkers, Somalians, and other leeches would have to make themselves useful or starve to death. Why do we let them drain us? Why do we let them be a burden to the rest us? They're just pointless and everybody hates them.