/britfeel/

emergency late night thread edition

Attached: Britfeel coronavirus.jpg (2618x1906, 1.6M)

Other urls found in this thread:

twitch.tv/sakurasenpaijapan
indiedb.com/games/hedon
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

you are a based and good lad let no one tell you different fren

Attached: comfypu.png (744x687, 65.18K)

RIP trapped Apu.

Attached: 1584708295927.jpg (1036x790, 106.13K)

Anal sex invariably results in men getting shit on their dicks

what game should I pirate? been a while since I played any games

Been playing the new animal crossing game for a week straight and the music is stuck in my head

A Hat in Time if you like platformers lad, honestly, it's the one game that made me feel the same sense of wonder that I had as a child picking up vidya for the first time.

Started playing it and I hate how I have to keep making fishing rods and nets all the time.

>manager called me a "good girl" over the workplace chat last night
>he then deleted the message and replaced it with a joke about me playing with Pokemon

We have enough food in the house to last a month or so. I'm worried lads. What if it goes on longer than that. I'll have to brave the supermarkets and risk infection. I've got no health issues but I really don't want to get my lungs fucked up.

I do have aftershave, I suppose I can use that to sanitize my hands. Gels are basically rubbing alchohol.

Doom 2016 and Titanfall 2 if you're into FPSs, those Crash, Spyro and RE2 remakes if you were into those games on PS1, and also what said. A Hat In Time is awesome and I still regret not completing it.

What you nightlids up to? I've just been grinding CTR, finally unlocked that new checkpoint crate character after getting stuck on Gingerbread fucking Joyride. Having a few cheeky beerinos to celebrate, could kill for a nice wizza right now but just gonna stick a rustlers in the microwave later.

Attached: Apu 428.jpg (900x873, 206.09K)

>working from home
>manager called me yesterday
>chatted for 8 minutes
>felt special
>later found out that he spoke to a colleague the same day for almost 30 minutes

>today
>no call from him
>can see he has called my other 3 colleagues
>two of the calls over 10 minutes
>the one call that was 5 minutes was the person he spoke to for 30 minutes yesterday

Feel bad

twitch.tv/sakurasenpaijapan

what face shape is this? i really like it. square? i like women with sqaure jaws. not a fan of the petite, small chins. im sure someone'll make the 'lol manface' comment, but there's something about it.

maybe try being a nice, approachable person that people want to talk to in the first place

Think it's time for beddy byes after I've finished staring at youtube.

Attached: 1584308089685.png (1766x1096, 120.68K)

I'll be aiming for bed around 3-5am. Enough time to down a few more cold ones and fuck shit up on CTR.

w-w-would you be interested in a mini gf?

Virtual trucking for the past few hours

Going to get really stoned and go to sleep i think

Attached: 1551470799221.jpg (1300x740, 245.49K)

A day time image at night? Pls lad
Looks like it's time to sleep. Good old work again when I wake

>asteroid to pass close to earth on April 29th

are we panic buying for this one too? im still knackered from the last round

You're a fucking waste of space HHL. You can't even keep to a sleep schedule.

Good to have him around so there's someone more pathetic that was can laugh at and think to ourselves "at least I'm not him"

I'm thinking of having one last drive before bed.

So sick of never being able to sleep at night

its 3am lad, i think we all have issues with sleep patters here tbqh

Attached: 4IuFLjGI1uYOQE3oHYug7ty4-G5X_w2w9j9qtFqNbTI.jpg (959x658, 57.25K)

I believe you and Britnormie are the ones that fill that role.

Lmao who gives a fuck, it's not like I have to be up early for wageslavery. Worry about your own sleep schedule.

Attached: Comfy Pepe 23.jpg (555x402, 38.56K)

Nah. If you choose to sleep late then you don't count because you're not trying to keep to a schedule. On the otherhand, HHL tried to reset his literally days ago and has already flunked back into the prior night time schedule with unusual rapidity.

Seethe hard paki tranny. You will never be a female. Only a failed male in denial.

Lol then why would you try to change your schedule. You tried and failed miserably.

Because I happen to like being awake during the day sometimes. I've been doing this shit for years, it's not a big deal to me.

Paki's out!
Chumba's out!

absolutely no willpower HHL. if you really liked being awake during the day you would do it.

I said sometimes. I like being a nightlid more, way more womfy apart from when there's seethers like you and the tranny paki kicking about.

And I'm still awake fuuu. Let's all go to sleep forever...
It's ok. I like you lad.

Everybody can tell that did not happen you buck tothed paki spaz attentionwhore. leave us nitelads in peace already.

And you too. Niteladding is in part to spcificially avoid you trpfagging cunts, to escape the horrors of the lighties.

>Everybody can tell that did not happen you buck tothed paki spaz attentionwhore. leave us nitelads in peace already.
Except it did, maybe if you left home once in a while you'd know more about human relationships and interactions

Just finished this. Interesting but depressing. Pretty much everyone involved was a piece of shit in some way and l just felt sorry for the animals caught in the middle. A good watch though would recommend.

Attached: TIGER.jpg (675x1000, 211.49K)

Remembered the song "Love, Love, Peace, Peace" and I cannot get over how fucking fit the women are in that performance and that fact that every looks like they're actually enjoying what they're doing adds so much for me.
Has Kirin J Callinan started a Tiger Zoo?

Does the documentary make it clear that the bad people are bad?

is it weird that i just dont care about women anymore? i've had girlfriends before, but atm im pretty happy doing what im doing, i just dont feel like i should have to impress women anymore just to get in their pants or whatever. stuff like tinder really just puts me off the whole game.

it does feel a bit shit that i'm basically a weird introverted guy with a dry sense of humour who loves music and video games. i have a good number of friends but feel like i could be more popular in general.

if i was extroverted and really good looking with muscle etc i'm sure women would be swarming for me, but at the same time i'd rather have the life that i have now fully enjoying the things i enjoy... and i wouldn't have it any other way. is that strange?

l dont know why that is sorry
l mean it's pretty obvious that people doing illegal shit with tigers are bad yes

>manager finally called me
>call lasted less than a minute
>called him chubby

Now he'll feel my pain

had a big fat kebab lovely

Any anxiety men in

Starting to hear about people dying who my workmates know
Worried I have the virus, got a cough
Worried gonna die suddenly alone
Worried my elderly parents will get the virus

Don't like this lads, hope you guys are holding up ok

Attached: flies.gif (200x200, 13.63K)

yeah.

>have only 2 games to play and i'm scared about feeling bored when I finish them because I might go off on one again

my mum is poorly lad and she has underlying conditions, I am going spare lad

luv you, stay strong

Jesus lad, that's really scary you stay strong too.

finna watch a fiIm

what games are they lad?
You know theres plenty of good free games online, OpenRCT2 exists.

for me, it's da Daily Star simple as

Attached: DS2EXh38QvqMezPcrZRF_star.jpg (458x587, 84.46K)

>OpenRCT2
haven't heard of it, what's that?

I only have Mordhau and Doom Eternal. I like Doom but Mordhau stresses me the fuck out

>haven't heard of it, what's that?
Open source version of Rollercoaster Tycoon 2, classic theme park sim game, good thing to space out an afternoon to.

if you're into Doom then Hedon has a free version and is great fun indiedb.com/games/hedon

Gonna finish this last bud, stick a burger wurger in the microwave, eat it then go to bed. Night lids.

Attached: Apu 407.jpg (993x765, 125.81K)

fucking hell might get some rustlers burgers in my next supplies trip, haven't had one since I was a lad

oh shit just remembered i don't have a microwave, nevermind.

Attached: 1567387882409.png (583x482, 119.14K)

Fucking hate my skin lads, if I even touch detergent my skin rashes up like mad and my lungs start going mental from the smell. Personally I blame my mum for cleaning everything with bleach.

Tell me a bit about yourself user. Would love to hear about your life.

Natalie Portman is too skinny

>manager puts me on webchat for 4 hours on a 12 hours shift with 4 other people
Yeah, think I'm gonna go on my lunch for part of it

Wish my skin tone was more even, think surgery etc is the only way to fix it

AND she has the rona virus

god youre so self-obsessed.

>showered once this week

Living the working from home dream

girls are supposed to be clean

>Trying to talk about someone else
>Self obsessed

>I blame my mum for cleaning everything with bleach
Why is she cleaning everything with bleach lad? That's what is fucking you up. You need to find a non allegenic wash to use and if she's worried about bacteria then a fabric softner that kills it on a higher temp.

Doing bad shit to your lungs

>poleaboo is doing better than you
wouldn't have expected that 4 years ago, fair play

>psychopathically manipulative
>isnt self obsessed
alright

Currently imagining myself as a celebrity on a late night talk show. The host asks me a question:

>so i hear you have a son, how are you finding being a parent?
>well, I'm not sure if I should say this. but it's pretty difficult!
>oh no! why's that?
>well, my son's at that stage where he doesn't really say much, never does much around the house, always makes a mess. Granted, he's only two years old.....
>ahahahaha!!

I've been mulling this over for about an hour. Will switch to my police interview scenario, where I'm called upon as an expert witness breaking down technical concepts in an easy to understand way. The police are very grateful for my insight especially as I don't talk down to them and make it clear for them :)