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>manager puts me on webchat for 4 hours on a 12 hours shift with 4 other people
Yeah, think I'm gonna go on my lunch for part of it

Wish my skin tone was more even, think surgery etc is the only way to fix it

AND she has the rona virus

god youre so self-obsessed.

>showered once this week

Living the working from home dream

girls are supposed to be clean

>Trying to talk about someone else
>Self obsessed

>I blame my mum for cleaning everything with bleach
Why is she cleaning everything with bleach lad? That's what is fucking you up. You need to find a non allegenic wash to use and if she's worried about bacteria then a fabric softner that kills it on a higher temp.

Doing bad shit to your lungs

>poleaboo is doing better than you
wouldn't have expected that 4 years ago, fair play

>psychopathically manipulative
>isnt self obsessed
alright

Currently imagining myself as a celebrity on a late night talk show. The host asks me a question:

>so i hear you have a son, how are you finding being a parent?
>well, I'm not sure if I should say this. but it's pretty difficult!
>oh no! why's that?
>well, my son's at that stage where he doesn't really say much, never does much around the house, always makes a mess. Granted, he's only two years old.....
>ahahahaha!!

I've been mulling this over for about an hour. Will switch to my police interview scenario, where I'm called upon as an expert witness breaking down technical concepts in an easy to understand way. The police are very grateful for my insight especially as I don't talk down to them and make it clear for them :)