Be fat unemployed 27 year old fembot

>>just want money to eat out everyday and I cant be fucked to cook

its a money saver to cook what you got. You can always ask mom to teach you. If she can't just youtube videos.

a larp, a good one
atleast youre healthy and safe

not him but that doesnt seem that fat

I'm technically obese

Find a beta provider off plentyoffish. He houses and provides for you in exchange for being his personal fuck toy.

In a few months when the shit hits the fan you'll be prostituting yourself for some rice and beans.

Enjoy your takeout while it lasts.

You live a sad and miserable life. What's the female equivalent of the oedipal child?

>Healthy
>OP is 5'2 at 180 lbs
Yeah ok

Sounds kinda based though.

Yeah, back in the day this arrangement was just called "marriage".

Imo it still sounds good those highschool kids are lucky