Be fat unemployed 27 year old fembot

>tfw no fembot to pay my mom's money to for sex
why live

To be honest, Id be happy to fuck a fat fembot at age 17/18.

But what you are doing is illegal, that aspect is far worse than pathetic

Seriously though apply for a job at fast food or retail.

Cooking
>you have to unthaw the meat
>season it
>prepare it
>shop for ingredients
>cant have luxurious cakes without hours of baking

Sex
>about 3 minutes and done

imagine if the sexes were reversed

>be a 27 year old neet who fucks his younger sister's highschool friends
>highschool teenage girls PAY YOU to have sex with them

women live life on tutorial mode with cheats on

So is my instant soup, 1 minute

I dont want to eat garbage I like good food because it's my only joy in life

how fat are you?
respond

It's fucking ridiculous. People will look back on this era of feminism and wonder wtf we were thinking. At least one prominent historian will be convinced it became some kind of ironic joke.

I'm like 5'2 at 180 lbs

then you should go big, why stop at highschool students, go for Yas Forums and you get thousands of neetbux

>>just want money to eat out everyday and I cant be fucked to cook

its a money saver to cook what you got. You can always ask mom to teach you. If she can't just youtube videos.

a larp, a good one
atleast youre healthy and safe

not him but that doesnt seem that fat

I'm technically obese

Find a beta provider off plentyoffish. He houses and provides for you in exchange for being his personal fuck toy.

In a few months when the shit hits the fan you'll be prostituting yourself for some rice and beans.

Enjoy your takeout while it lasts.

You live a sad and miserable life. What's the female equivalent of the oedipal child?

>Healthy
>OP is 5'2 at 180 lbs
Yeah ok

Sounds kinda based though.

Yeah, back in the day this arrangement was just called "marriage".

Imo it still sounds good those highschool kids are lucky

>having sex with my little brothers high school friends for cash
based older sister

I managed to respond to the wrong post

I'm a 6ft man at the same age and weight and I'm fucking jacked. She's not just technically obese, she is VERY obese. Legitimately. Not just fat, not chubby, extremely obese. Like, not even remotely human shaped at this point.

I really dont want to have to deal with people all the time. Just fuck me and leave so I can get back to animal crossing.

Man I wish I could whore myself out for cash. I'm male and have had internal hemorrhoids since I was 15, 12 years ago. Can't be taking it in the ass. They go back and forth between worse and better randomly. I'm gonna be out of money soon and probably have to an hero. Where should I stream it?

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>cut vegetables - 5 minutes
>cook chunks of meat after taking out of fridge - 10 minutes
>cook vegetables - 5 minutes
>add noodles to boiling water - 5 minutes
>put em all together in wok and add whatever sauce - 2 minutes
Barely takes half an hour to cook a decent, health meal. You're a lazy retarded that never learned how to cook if you think otherwise. A nice cake might take 40 mins to prepare max, and then just relax while it bakes for an hour, that's good dessert sorted for the week. You clearly just prefer being a whore.

>dumb fembot still hasn't posted her obese milkers

had to post just to +1 this man over here

I'm not gonna lie to you. You're only solution might be to kill yourself. Theres not really much else you can do. You're a lazy pig whore who doesnt actually want to make the effort to change your life. You might as well an hero soon so you dont corrupt your brothers friends even more.

>grab egg and supplies, - 25 secs at most
>butter pan crack egg in, set stove to high
>1min on each side if u don't like runny yolk but if u do thats like 1 min
>yum, salt and seasoning is optional, scramble if u want

I've never been depressed though. Ice always been content/happy with my life of yummy food, video games and playing with my dolls. Why would I change?

That sounds inferior to what I'm eating right now.
Pepper steak with a side of mac and cheese and for dessert lemon cake

because your fat and past the age where you are most likely able to give birth without complications. no man will want you. your currently riding the cock carousel. imagine being NEARLY FUCKING 30 and asking your mom for money. its to late to settle down. you could have gone trad FUCKING YEARS AGO.

t. femanon who is employed and not overweight.

want it poached? omelette? salmon doesn't take to long to cook.

But why would I want to give up my freedom for kids and a husband? I wouldnt even be able to have my ball jointed dolls because the kids would break them. The point of life is to find happiness and if I already have that why should I change it?

My family is pretty well off so it's not like I need to work and when they die I'll get an inheritance. I live in the basement which is pretty much set up like an apartment so it's like I'm living alone anyway...

You should be paying them for the privilege of access to their young bulging penises.

I'm still in highschool would you take my $20 to smother me in your tits

How frequently do the obese resort to prostitution to maintain their calorie intakes? That's my question here.

mate have you heard of a locked cupboard and being a traditional wife? your not happy. have you ever even worked a high end job? also read what you typed.
>be fat unemployed 27 year old fembot
>I never thought I would get to this level of pathetic. It doesn't feel so bad whoring my self out to kids because they're less likely to have and long lasting STDs.

Yeah I realize its pathetic but I'm happy. I have no interest in kids. I prefer taking care of my cats and dolls.

Babies are ugly.

kek, probably larp but take this well earned you anyways
It would take less time than being a prostitute

Living the family NTR dream

>drive to meetup .wait for them 40 mins (enough time to make mashed potatoes )
>exchange,business, greeting, prep :5min
>sex is 5 min to few hours

>>about 3 minutes and done
lol, are his friends all virgins? jesus i busted that quick literally only my first time

I'm surprised anybody is willing to give you any money to have sex with you
Who am I kidding, it's not fucking fair. Women really do live life on easy mode.

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I dont get prepped for anything. They ride up to my house and we fuck in the car or we do it in the house if no ones home.
Maybe sometimes we cuddle if I'm in the mood for it.
Idk but they dont usually last long

thats even more of a "women, everyone" than the previous one
jesus fucking christ lmao

Probs a larp, I wont try to identify you, not because I'm a white knight, but because this website is anonymous and doesnt need drama.
I'm the same I guess. I use to have a lot of marriage prospects but the fame got to me and I became a nobody

cuddling +10min - 1 hr
waiting :40mins at most
sex 5min - few hrs

Are you kidding me? I'm literally just lying there

>
>The point of life is to find happiness and if I already have that why should I change it?

This is why you should just kill yourself. You're a selfish parasite taking advantage of your family and your brothers friends. I mean, honestly, what the hell do you have to live for? What do you have to look forward to? You say you're happy but what's the point, where do you go from here?

and your fine with being a fat whore to highschoolers?

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There is no point to life. The only goal is to be happy and I've achieved that goal.

Mananon here.

I think a grown woman who loves yummy food, vidya, and playing with dolls is cute. If she got her stuff together and got a job and made a transition to being financially stable and making baby steps at being able to start a family she would be at least an 7/10 to me. Just from personality.

Im pretty sure you dont have to let your future kids play with your dolls. Besides nobody should deliberately want to be a basement dweller.

i hate to be like this but....tits or gtfo

agree, my only problem is that she has no value.

you did your calculations wrong. your picture is 5'4", not 5'2". this is 5'2", its even more obese than that

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Why thou?

Also young teens are hound dogs and will fuck anything that moves. Its pretty risky.

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>good food
>eats fucking mcdonalds
are you delusional or just retarded?

I'm fat but I don't care If I get a huge meal or not. I still gain weight even without food so its irrelevant if I eat or not

Who ever said I eat McDonald's? I eat good stuff like steak etc

>would rather whore herself out than spend 10-15 minutes cooking
you're a lazy fucking retarded ass idiot

>the point of life is to have short bursts of dopamine and aritficial happiness
for someone who's 27 you sure do think like a fucking zoomer...

I get money to have sex with cute boys...would you be complaining if you got money to have sex with cute girls?

Do your brother's friends all know you fuck all of them or do they each think it's exclusive?
Does your brother know?

She probably looks like pic related.

Your forgetting that the demographics your soliciting sex for is underage.
I dont find underage women attractive anyway. Physically Id prefer a woman with your body type.

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good food or not you're a lazy bitch that needs to change your ways or just neck yourself. Only two options at this point.

My brother knows but for some reason he doesnt really care

How bout his friends? Do they all know or do they think it's exclusive to them?

They all know but they keep it on the down low becuz they dont want to ruin easy sex I think.
Honestly, a lot of guys these days are really respectful. The first time I started doing his it was at a party and I gave each guy a blow job and spit the cum on the floor after each guy. One guy took out his phone and the other guys stopped him.

What's the point of life then, Mr. Big Brain?

>She probably looks like pic related.

sorry to burst your bubble user

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So do you have a favorite among his friends? If so why?

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2 min omelette with nutrition !!
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15 minute Chicken Pasta
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Super Fast Food: 15 Meals in 15 Minutes

The only bubble to be burst is her bubble butt.

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>The first time I started doing his it was at a party and I gave each guy a blow job and spit the cum on the floor after each guy.
For money or for fun?

Oh. I do have a favorite. Hes got like strawberry blonde hair and green eyes with freckles all over his face. He looks kind of inbred and hes really skinny. Hes cute in a really ugly way, hes such a sweet heart. His mom did drugs and drank when she was pregnant with him so I'm not shocked.