I'm work at a morgue AMA

>>any spooky, paranormal happenings?
one time I heard a corpse make a noise that sounded like come here and help me I leaned in and then I felt a back rub I looked up and the corpse never moved

Was it a nice rub or halfassed one?

Well women see blood more than men do on average (period blood, broken hymens , and childbirth) so I guess we are a bit desensitized and no I would probably throw up if I say the actual crime the longest we've kept one in the freezer is 2 weeks and it's a combination of freezing and formaldehyde
I was just an extreme a goth and I like this job somewhat an um I just looked in my pants and I still have a vagina

It was like a grandpa reassuring you rub

what is your opinion on this channel?
youtube.com/channel/UCi5iiEyLwSLvlqnMi02u5gQ

>I just looked in my pants and I still have a vagina
That's disturbing. What're you going to do to fix that? Nice digits.