ITT: Something you did/are that sounds like bullshit but is actually true

Ah I got ya. sorry I assume everyone here is a gross robot[\spoiler] I would guess status and social circle or this picture is out of context

Are you employed or not?

wouldn't be surprised if she was fucking tall chads behind his back, even if she genuinely loved him

Spent a week straight only watching movies. Had 2 hours of sleep a day and about an hour for food and other stuff. Don t know why I didn t but I m pretty sure it caused brain damage.

>tfw i pooped in the sink at school
>never got in trouble for anything, so no one suspected it was me

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>got asked out by roughly a dozen different girls through school
>never accepted any of them
>incel now
Feels conflicted man

since youre good looking, why not ask out other girls then

I'm not good looking anymore. And I'm a NEET anyway.

Im into femdom and I managed to get a goth girl use me as her personal urinal for 3 weeks straight
I drank literally 100% of her pee during that period
in exchange I had to do all the chores for her, and had to wear a chastity cage for the full duration

That sounds disgusting but also kinda hot.
Got any pics of her? How big are her ass and tits?