Ideal GF thread

well since we are going for ideal..

> 2 XX chromosomes nothing more nothing less, a working breedable uterus.
>Virgin (just like meee)
>loyal
>be legal
>Attractive, I'm attractive myself.
>nice ass
>don't be obese, let me do the engineering
>white/latina/black
>a healthy mix of introversion and extroversion.
>a degenerate slut, my slut, just for me.
>nerd (into vidya, anime, manga etc), knows about Yas Forums culture and the dank memes
>good sense of humor, I love making a girl laugh.
>likes to bant, and finds my quirkiness/autism endearing.
>I don't care what her social status is, just have something she enjoys doing that keeps her mind occupied. A job, career, hobbies etc etc.
>nurturing and supportive of my goals(as I will be of hers).
>knows how to cook.
>Conservative, wold like to have a big family (least 3 kids)
>willing to learn my native language if she doesn't speak it already. I will pass it on to our kids.
>Patient and willing to build something for us and our future family.

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>Kind, sweet, caring
>Yas Forums-esque sense of humour
>We can make each other laugh
>Not easily offended, enjoys some banter
>Laid-back, easygoing
>Not in a hurry to start a family but might want one eventually
>Open about her feelings and needs
>Mentally stable
>A little clingy
>Enthusiastic about her interests, wants to show me them
>Can enjoy quiet
>Homebody/shutin/hikki-type with indoorsy interests
>Into music and at least appreciates what I collect/listen to
>Likes Ninendo vidya
>Virgin

>White
>Blonde or brown hair
>Blue or green eyes
>Soft features
>Average to a little chubby build
>Average height or a little taller
>Big butt

Pretty much everything in the first section also describes myself

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Are you real? Please share info user.

I'm a fat mommy type. Not mentally ill in the slightest. Not stuck up but my taste is a bit pretentious. Never had any interest in social media. Over 30. I would very much like to move. I'm on the US east coast. I've been with 1 guy who I married.

>kind, lovely, patient
>likes animu, animals and video games, big plus if it's JRPG and survival horror
>likes to draw or create games
>able to joke about everything
>don't mind if I make NSFW art
>communicates even through hard times
>gives me a chance even though it takes time to know me
>isn't afraid of me being a bit weird and socially awkard
>supportive
>accepts my help when she needs to get better
>not against spending hours thinking about life
>wants a relation based on trust and equality
>sharing is caring
>likes simple things
>sometimes dominant, sometimes submissive
>accepts adoption if she wants kids (I don't want to create life for philosophical reasons)

>asian is my weakness but I don't mind if not
>average looking girl is my goal, she has to be cute more than pretty
>little to no makeup
>from slender to a little chubby is okay but not obese or overweight, I want her to care a minimum about her health
>I don't care about body hair

If she has money it's great, if we'll find a way together (I'm not good with that)

plays games
cares about health
isnt 3 goblins stacked in a coat

>deals with me
>isnt an attention whore
>is a nice person
>isnt weeb
>isnt overtly racist
>virgin
>decent looking
>isnt extroverted
>isnt gamer
>good sense of humor that isnt exclusive to Yas Forums
>likes music
>doesnt care im short or a semi neet and if they are the same cool
esaychmunee#0026
(im lonely ik the chance is none)

based, waifu af

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Ideal: 25-35
Will settle for: 22-38

Ideal: Healthy body weight
Will settle for: Not obese

Ideal: Any height as long as you're okay with my height (5'7")
Will settle for: Seriously, any height, there's nothing too short or too tall

Ideal: Virgin or at least inexperienced
Will settle for: Will be patient and non-judgmental with my sexual inexperience

Ideal: Makeup is minimal or even nonexistent
Will settle for: Makeup isn't excessive, no long fake nails or fake eyelashes or fake tans, doesn't reek of too much perfume

Ideal: Agnostic
Will settle for: Believes in science and doesn't think I'm going to Hell

Ideal: Likes folk music
Will settle for: Doesn't listen to anything too loud

Ideal: Likes movies/television from before we were born and movies/television from other countries (not just anime)
Will settle for: Not a big fan of capeshit, unfunny sitcoms or uninspired procedurals, and anime isn't shonenshit or moeshit

Ideal: Plays videogames sometimes but not all the time
Will settle for: Doesn't actively dislike videogames, and doesn't make them her life

Ideal: Reads multiple books per year
Will settle for: Reads one book per year

Ideal: Rarely drinks and doesn't do drugs
Will settle for: Drinks responsibly and doesn't do anything harder than weed

Ideal: Wants to foster and adopt
Will settle for: No more than 2 biokids

Ideal: Vegetarian
Will settle for: Not a hardcore meat evangelist or fad diet fanatic

Ideal: Likes to cook together and/or take turns cooking
Will settle for: If she doesn't cook herself then she at least likes my cooking

Ideal: Progressive
Will settle for: Not conservative

Ideal: Will hold meaningful conversations with me, cuddle with me, watch shit with me, and do activities with me on a regular basis
Will settle for: Will hold meaningful conversations with me and cuddle with me on a regular basis

Other
>kind
>funny
>ambitious
>likes animals
>educated or wants to become educated
>knows that classic Star Trek is superior to any Star Wars

Of course I'm real, does this really surprise you? But I wouldn't be up to your standards, so it's pointless.

>Ideal GF
Exist