The male counterpart to Robots, post your ideal gf. Try to be specific and who knows maybe you'll be lucky who am I kidding.
Ideal GF thread
Juan Martin
Dominic Collins
One that looks like JOI from BR2049
Evan Price
I want a gf who is not obese (chubby is fine), and does not look like a monster or a bitch. I would also dislike the use of tons of make-up and as long as we have one (1) common interest be it videogames, literature, or manga I would feel content.
I would like to get along with a person like this and then see if we could take it to a romantic relationship, I am not amazing in any way conceivable, so is a question of compatibility. I just want know what I am missing.
But is not like I will discover it in this board, just wanted to put in words and encourage my fellow anons, you can be happy, please do not give up.
Hudson Ward
I don't think I have the option to be picky here, but ideally my gf is wholesome, gentle, and kind with a good sense of humor. She likes watching anime, and enjoys shitposting on imageboards just like me.
Carter Wood
>Isn't a fat or obese but maintains her health
>Doesn't wear loads of makeup
>Someone I can talk to about anything even if it sounds retarded
>Someone I can go to when I'm down and need of comfort
>Someone that likes similar things as me but with some differences
>A person who hold traditional values and understands why holding to said values is important
>A person I can call my own and have fun with
>A person that understand my emotions and point of view on matters and is patient with me
>Someone I can comfort and hold her tight in my arms and say that i here for her no matter what
>Having her face bury in my chest to hear my heartbeat as we lay down and contemplation of life.
>Knows how to cook really good and her food makes my mouth water
Basically, I want a girlfriend who's has traditional values and has potential of becoming a great wife.
Camden Wright
>nice, loving, reasonable, decent person
>not a whore, slut, e-whore, e-slut, social media user, druggie, insane, bratty entitled personality, chad obsessed, femcel
>fat, anything between chubby and ssbbw is fine
>very hairy
>preferably over 30 and willing to ldr/travel/move
Can't really think of anything else, I just want a normal semi-functional human who isn't too stuck up or too shitty.
Jonathan Gutierrez
Personality:
>kind
>caring
>gentle
>supportive
>smart
>loyal
>loyal
>introverted (actual introvert NOT a failed normie anxious extrovert)
>homebody
>enjoys simple things in life
>happy with a modest but still comfortable lower-middle class lifestyle, does not seek to emulate bourgeois lifestyles
>maybe a bit of a sperg
>does not take part in normie society outside of what is necessary
>analytical view of society and social dynamics
>traditional values (pro-marriage, pro-family, anti-divorce, anti-abortion, anti-promiscuity, hates fags, wants to expel every last jew from the country, etc)
>Christian, or at least amenable to it
>does not use pornography, hates it and those who consume it
>good relationship with her parents (provided they are reasonable, if they're awful people I obviously don't expect that)
>happy to let me provide for her while she takes care of the house
>happy to let me lead (once I've actually demonstrated that I'm capable, of course)
>serious about marriage and having children, wants it in the next few years
>preferably virgin, wants to wait until marriage or at least not rush into things
>will let me name our daughters after flowers
>will be a good mother and knows the challenges of raising children in this (((world)))
>good with money
>speaks openly with me and lets me confide in her
>does not define her entire being by the media she consumes, knows TV is the electric jew
>willing to give me time for my political work (not to the point of neglect, obviously)
Physically:
>white, preferably Anglo
>20-28
>Australian (this ensures I will ever find anybody because this country is literally hell, but LDRs are gay)
>brown eyes
>brown hair
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Logan Garcia
LITERALLY
virgin
nice, doesn't have to be too smart
willing to maybe try drugs together
will not cheat or have male friends
That's all.
Adrian Carter
I have to shit lol m finger stink rn
Luke Ramirez
>21-32
>thin to chub if she's tall
>gets competitive when playing games (vidya or traditional)
>likes to drink and riff on movies/anime together
>outspoken
>prefers to spend time with me whether staying in or going out
>virgin (i am) and doesn't mind waiting a little while longer
>physically affectionate
>open about emotions and can talk out concerns
>occasionally dominant
Logan Robinson
well since we are going for ideal..
> 2 XX chromosomes nothing more nothing less, a working breedable uterus.
>Virgin (just like meee)
>loyal
>be legal
>Attractive, I'm attractive myself.
>nice ass
>don't be obese, let me do the engineering
>white/latina/black
>a healthy mix of introversion and extroversion.
>a degenerate slut, my slut, just for me.
>nerd (into vidya, anime, manga etc), knows about Yas Forums culture and the dank memes
>good sense of humor, I love making a girl laugh.
>likes to bant, and finds my quirkiness/autism endearing.
>I don't care what her social status is, just have something she enjoys doing that keeps her mind occupied. A job, career, hobbies etc etc.
>nurturing and supportive of my goals(as I will be of hers).
>knows how to cook.
>Conservative, wold like to have a big family (least 3 kids)
>willing to learn my native language if she doesn't speak it already. I will pass it on to our kids.
>Patient and willing to build something for us and our future family.
Joseph King
>Kind, sweet, caring
>Yas Forums-esque sense of humour
>We can make each other laugh
>Not easily offended, enjoys some banter
>Laid-back, easygoing
>Not in a hurry to start a family but might want one eventually
>Open about her feelings and needs
>Mentally stable
>A little clingy
>Enthusiastic about her interests, wants to show me them
>Can enjoy quiet
>Homebody/shutin/hikki-type with indoorsy interests
>Into music and at least appreciates what I collect/listen to
>Likes Ninendo vidya
>Virgin
>White
>Blonde or brown hair
>Blue or green eyes
>Soft features
>Average to a little chubby build
>Average height or a little taller
>Big butt
Pretty much everything in the first section also describes myself
Joseph Mitchell
Are you real? Please share info user.
I'm a fat mommy type. Not mentally ill in the slightest. Not stuck up but my taste is a bit pretentious. Never had any interest in social media. Over 30. I would very much like to move. I'm on the US east coast. I've been with 1 guy who I married.
Adam Perez
>kind, lovely, patient
>likes animu, animals and video games, big plus if it's JRPG and survival horror
>likes to draw or create games
>able to joke about everything
>don't mind if I make NSFW art
>communicates even through hard times
>gives me a chance even though it takes time to know me
>isn't afraid of me being a bit weird and socially awkard
>supportive
>accepts my help when she needs to get better
>not against spending hours thinking about life
>wants a relation based on trust and equality
>sharing is caring
>likes simple things
>sometimes dominant, sometimes submissive
>accepts adoption if she wants kids (I don't want to create life for philosophical reasons)
>asian is my weakness but I don't mind if not
>average looking girl is my goal, she has to be cute more than pretty
>little to no makeup
>from slender to a little chubby is okay but not obese or overweight, I want her to care a minimum about her health
>I don't care about body hair
If she has money it's great, if we'll find a way together (I'm not good with that)
Michael Jenkins
plays games
cares about health
isnt 3 goblins stacked in a coat
Blake Gutierrez
>deals with me
>isnt an attention whore
>is a nice person
>isnt weeb
>isnt overtly racist
>virgin
>decent looking
>isnt extroverted
>isnt gamer
>good sense of humor that isnt exclusive to Yas Forums
>likes music
>doesnt care im short or a semi neet and if they are the same cool
esaychmunee#0026
(im lonely ik the chance is none)
Adrian Hill
based, waifu af
Wyatt Evans
Ideal: 25-35
Will settle for: 22-38
Ideal: Healthy body weight
Will settle for: Not obese
Ideal: Any height as long as you're okay with my height (5'7")
Will settle for: Seriously, any height, there's nothing too short or too tall
Ideal: Virgin or at least inexperienced
Will settle for: Will be patient and non-judgmental with my sexual inexperience
Ideal: Makeup is minimal or even nonexistent
Will settle for: Makeup isn't excessive, no long fake nails or fake eyelashes or fake tans, doesn't reek of too much perfume
Ideal: Agnostic
Will settle for: Believes in science and doesn't think I'm going to Hell
Ideal: Likes folk music
Will settle for: Doesn't listen to anything too loud
Ideal: Likes movies/television from before we were born and movies/television from other countries (not just anime)
Will settle for: Not a big fan of capeshit, unfunny sitcoms or uninspired procedurals, and anime isn't shonenshit or moeshit
Ideal: Plays videogames sometimes but not all the time
Will settle for: Doesn't actively dislike videogames, and doesn't make them her life
Ideal: Reads multiple books per year
Will settle for: Reads one book per year
Ideal: Rarely drinks and doesn't do drugs
Will settle for: Drinks responsibly and doesn't do anything harder than weed
Ideal: Wants to foster and adopt
Will settle for: No more than 2 biokids
Ideal: Vegetarian
Will settle for: Not a hardcore meat evangelist or fad diet fanatic
Ideal: Likes to cook together and/or take turns cooking
Will settle for: If she doesn't cook herself then she at least likes my cooking
Ideal: Progressive
Will settle for: Not conservative
Ideal: Will hold meaningful conversations with me, cuddle with me, watch shit with me, and do activities with me on a regular basis
Will settle for: Will hold meaningful conversations with me and cuddle with me on a regular basis
Other
>kind
>funny
>ambitious
>likes animals
>educated or wants to become educated
>knows that classic Star Trek is superior to any Star Wars
Thomas Foster
Of course I'm real, does this really surprise you? But I wouldn't be up to your standards, so it's pointless.
Jayden Bennett
>Ideal GF
Exist
Anthony Hall
>assertive, but a little shy
>likes music, likes hearing me play songs on the guitar sometimes
>maybe plays an instrument or sings
>reads lots of books
>gives me encouragement, cares about me
>helps me sleep each night
Wyatt King
>not deformed
>virgin/never enjoyed sex (rape)
>idc if shes tall, but not an amazon
>nice
>caring
>curious
>not pretencious
>doesnt seek social attention
>doesnt care about sex, eroticism, romanticism, falling in love, that much
>wants companionship
>respects me and my good/bad sides
>doesnt shave her cunt
Tyler Wilson
>genuinely kind and considerate of others
>loyal
>hard working but lets me take care of/spoil her
>responsible
>likes slim/lean guys
>likes 'metro' asian guys
>lives in australia/melbourne
>younger than me (27)
>shorter than me (5'6)
>virgin
>not fat or deformed
Tyler James
ideal gf would be at least a plat 2 in siege, and at least a 1KD
Michael Hill
How will you know if we don't talk? I've never talked to anyone from here but I'm all in if you'll actually chat with me. I don't really have any hard standards I can think of other than please don't be a psychopath lol.
Christopher Thompson
A girl who lets me send her money through paypal and lets me buy things from her amazon wishlist
Also she makes fun of me and cucks me
Easton Sullivan
>Blue hair
>Green eyes
>Racing suit
>Drives an 80's Honda City
>Well-traveled
>Painter
>Hates cats
Ian Torres
>actually has hobbies of her own with a non-surface level interest in them
>cooks special food for me sometimes (don't eat meat but it would be nice if someone cooked for me for once)
>cute voice
>kind and genuinely reassuring
>messages first sometimes, like morning texts or whatever
>good kisser (practicing is okay too!)
>doesn't mind my weird ticks
nice to have
>chunky
>hairy pussy
>same age or older than me (27+)
Nolan Perez
Poor Christmas cake femanon
Jace Wright
Ok recently got broken up with a girl who had almost everything so I'll just list out a bunch of attributes.
>Open Minded
>Communicative
>Has my same overly perverted energy or similar
>Into tons of Kinks and DDLG
>Watches lots of Based anime
>Able to not break up with me for being a lolicon >:((((
>Chubby
>Asian
>Good at emotional support
>Similar views on religion and politics
But seriously other than Asian and the Lolicon thing it was everything else.
The funny thing is I told her I was a lolicon before hand and she said "oh it's ok nothing wrong" but apparently she didn't even fucking know what it means. Fuck you fuuuu
Caleb Jenkins
You mean 2 X Chromosomes right user
2 XX will be a genetically deformed girl with Tetrasomy disorder. It fucks up their face, so hopefully it's fucked up in a way that is attractive to you though.
Robert Smith
Get the fuck out of here normie, originally
Xavier Harris
>Lolicon
Why are you looking for a girlfriend, shouldn't you be busy jacking off to children like the fucking creep you are?
Colton Carter
it's very sad that lolis haven't transcended into the 3D realm yet, if so that would be my ideal gf
Wyatt Bailey
helps you sleep how, user?
Ethan Flores
>I don't think I have the option to be picky here
Why not? You're not stupid enough to think that women post on Yas Forums, do you? Be as picky as you fucking want.
Anthony Price
serious, sarcastic sense of humor, highly ambitious (non-trad, wants to actually achieve things in life), determined, highly intelligent, fashionable, sociable, apathetic towards/hates religion, there for me and wants me to do the same
Austin King
I get lonely, so falling asleep with someone on the phone and listening to her breathing helps me sleep. If I feel like someone is present with me, then I can sleep good.
Grayson Roberts
you seem cool if u wanna talk here's my discord
ann#5799
Aiden Miller
>some what mentally stable
>A little clingy
>accepts my help
>able to take jokes
>is ok with me smoking weed
>doesn't were makeup or not very often
>5/10
>some what extroverted
>likes psychedelic rock
>doesn't have tiktok
>is philosophical to a point
James Perez
>Wholesome
>Enjoys anime and browses 4chins
You're off your rocker
Nolan Scott
East coast
Virgin
autistic
any fembots here?
Ryder Rivera
You sound like a nice person, user. Hope you get to find whatever it is that you are looking for.
Lincoln Rivera
Loyal, Wants a family, Not a whore, isn't fat, that's it.
Blake Phillips
Kind words, user, thank you!
Justin Gray
>she has an accent
>she is a bookworm and reads
>she is sweet and makes me giggle a lot
>she asks how I'm doing and cares about me
>she plays an instrument and writes songs with me
>she is optimistic and makes me feel less nervous
>she tells me she's proud of me when I'm doing well
>she waits for me to get home from work at night and we whisper together on the phone until we get sleepy
>she likes going for long walks, maybe would call with me while we both went for walks
Camden Harris
>someone cute.
>likes to stay in or relax, but willing to go anywhere w me and viceversa.
>shorter than 5'7 or 5'7
> thin, curvy, doesnt matter, just not obese
> someone who is understanding, and ok with diffuculties. Wont try to change me but rather accept me and help me through my bad habits or "bad side".
>someone who loves relatively close to me
>someone who loves cuddling.
>someone who is ok w high energy.
>i tend to nerd about combat sports and train mma so someone who wouldnt be annoyed by my nerd boners for MMA
>someone who wont judge me or use my issues/insecurites against me.
>No mindgame bullshit, just two people loving eachother, and being truthful with eachother.
San diego area. V lonely not bad looking just want a cute girl to talk to really.
Robert Davis
I want dominant knife gf who gets off to the thought of slitting my throat. She's got to not be fat and be an actual women with two x chromosomes and be fucked up enough to get along with me.
Christian Howard
> Calm, kinda and caring
>is willing to dote on me and also poke fun at me
>is okay with me poking fun at her
>is a total fucking nerd with 20000IQ but isn't snooty about it
>likes vidyah and anime in some repect
>cares about me
Grayson Butler
>Is attractive
>as physically fit as me
>enjoys and practices mma
>hiking, camping, and other outdoors activities
>doesnt base her attraction on social status and isnt a stacie
>leans conservative
>wouldnt mind living in the fucking woods and fucking off from everyone else
>likes to be dominated and possibly rape play
Theres probably more but I have had so little interaction with women Im not too sure what I want, just someone I could bond with.
Basically a man in a womans body, but who am I kidding?
Michael Rivera
Just looking for someone to fall in love with desu looks don't matter
Jason Davis
>massive tits
yup, that's it. Hit me up: kankerbaas#6496
Alexander Carter
>high iq
>loyal
>capable of long conversations
>capable of emotional connection
>long hair
>thin waist
>big ass
>b-d size tits
>fit to the point of being health, but not muscular. (doesnt have abs)
>doesn't talk to any other guys
>constantly compliments me to boost my self esteem
>5'1 or under
>good sense of humor
>enjoys being roasted/degraded/joked about
>caring to me
>caring to animals
>makes fun of others with me
>has a strong sex drive
>does whatever i want sexually
>is depressed
>wears all or mostly black
Wyatt King
tfw no soft muscular hunnie to hold me after I nut inside them
Easton Nguyen
No thanks, you are the only person who can truly love and accept yourself, more than any other person, whether it be girlfriend or not.
Andrew Garcia
>germanic
>18-22
>not fat (chubby is fine)
>into literature and history
>plays at least one instrument
>not too serious but able to act accordingly in public
>not going to parties n stuff (though may have a social life)
>nationalist
>honest
>no social media
Is it too much to ask for?
Leo Garcia
>low iq
>hot
>young
Adrian Moore
>18-28
>not fat
>if happens to have a dick, cool with me not touching that gay shit.
>submissive
>doesnt mind me spending money on pc parts, tools and car shit.
>likes chubby grease monkeys/comp sci majors.
Simple dude with simple tastes.
Brandon Robinson
You just described Tahlia, shame she's married now
Isaiah Hill
>pkm with small weak 7.62x54mm
>not dshk with okayish 12.7x108mm
>not kpv with big strong 14.5x114mm
Nathan Bennett
If I find a pic of the same model of truck as mine with a larger caliber Ill be sure to use it next time.
Blake Johnson
>very kind, the kind of person that you can talk to
>loyal
>caring
>good with pets
>splits the bill
>6/10 and up
>shapely tits/ass, tits/ass don't need to be huge, however big tits/ass is a nice bonus.
>legs, preferably good legs.
>not overweight
>plays vidya
That's about it. Most of these are completely optional. I try not to be too picky, because then finding the ideal partner is borderline impossible.
Nathan Morgan
>You just described Tahlia
She was a nice girl, a bit too young for me, but she did give me hope that some women like that still might exist.
>shame she's married now
It's not a shame, I'm happy for her if that's true, I hope it goes well.
Nathan Reed
I just want her to have an IUD or a birth control arm implant. That is it.
I love the idea of creampies. It is ALL I want.
Ethan James
>I hope it goes well
OH NO OH NO NO NO NOOOOO WHO'S GONNA TELL HIM