Letter Thread

Write a letter to somebody who may or may not read it and vent your feels while autistically searching through the thread for any potentially addressed to you and applying meaning to vague posts like a schizophrenic

Be sure to include initials!

And for fuck's sake, please leave Anna alone (especially you J).

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mnd hello

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why is doge here?

Anna

not the one everyone here writes to, the one who had blue hair when we met like 3 years ago, you uh... had a daddy kink.
I'm glad we met, you were way mature despite being so much younger than me, made me feel like a proper retard and when you ghosted me, i knew immediately it was because you had found someone else. I didn't hold it against you since i wasn't really into DDLG, i guess since you kind of misguidedly tossed yourself at me, i gladly took advantage of you. If you were harassed by my stalkers for involving yourself with me, i'm regretful, but i'm sure you're doing okay. If your name wasn't anna, but you think this is addressed to you, it probably is since i don't remember with any claconfidence what your name was.
I guess i was just thinking about you, you seemed a little troubled about your dad, hope you work that out or have worked it out.

L

D.

I really miss you and I'd love to know if you're alright

N.

When a bus passes me at the crossroads I feel a floating feeling in my legs and knees, when I sit on the parking lot I feel a twitch of my back muscles, I have to push off and it's done, even if I regret it, I need to make just one mistake. All I have to do is step forward and make one mistake to make sure I never make another. Thousand of animals are saved, tons carbon unreleased, thousands unspent, food unused, peoples justifications and expectations made perfect at that moment. This is on my mind every hour of every day.

So stressed out that my hands shake, and I dropped my teapot and smashed it.

Are you telling this to someone or yourself?

Reminder that the person never ever reads the letters. Find it fucking cringe that it's just some autistic vent thread about people living rent-free in their 80 IQ peanut skulls.

Whoa user, why are you stressed?
I deeply recommend you a lemon balm tea to relax!

I'm dissipating the energy of it as a means to survive because it's an overwhelming impulse when I'm physically within the means.

Sure user
Now go kys robot

>I deeply recommend you a lemon balm tea to relax!
Lol

Are you going somewhere or do you want a baby?

>do you want a baby?
That an offer?

D,

i'm incredibly glad to have you, especially now. thank you so much for being there. can't wait until the next time we'll cuddle. i love you!

yours forever,
A

Mayhaps,
Perhaps you have a counter offer?

You mentioned physically within the means. For some reason my head went to "I'm about to be to old to raise, and I'm physically able to at this time"

No, I don't. Imagine another one of me.

No baby means:
> thousand of animals are saved

Baby hungry, big baby more hungry

> tons carbon unreleased
Baby farts so much

> thousands unspent
Baby need Prada

> Food unused
Baby love processed

> peoples justifications and expectations made perfect at that moment
You are in relationship
Going on a while
Age 34?
Mid life crisis age
Haven't found purpose yet or at least reached fullfillment
This could be "acceptable" proxy success as it fullfills needs of many including your own.
You are nearing the age it's too late to "successfully" carry to term

I'm just mouse detective so what do I know?

But if I'm right then I have a query.

You said it's a mistake. One mistake. If baby is a mistake then youve accepted it's not what you want. It'll settle things. Give directions. Purpose. By calling it a mistake you know already you will regret in some way. Maybe the baby holds potential for the future and others but also diminishes your own?

Pressure from folks/ partners folks


This is on my mind every hour of every day.

Are you schizoaffective?

I like riddles and solving crimes.
I can be effective.
So a effective detective is more fit.

I would err away from a police job if I was you.

I have no place in patrol.
I actually solve crimes.

Oh no no, you're way more talented than that. You project babies at high speed via mental catapult.

J,
this is strange - but at the same time, it isn't, and i think that's what makes it strange. i wish our lives had fewer overlaps.
i like you a lot. talking to you makes me feel really, really happy. it's nice.
i can't wait to play for you.
- A

Catapulting babies I only do in my spare time and when I have a ample supply. You can't just catapult one baby. I haven't finished my drink by then.

I mean, you can drink some other tea to relax lol

>Implying you can reliably buy anything anymore.

I made an entire meal and threw it in the trash as soon as it was done. What do you do when it gets that bad?

What's the thought process here?

Give me a sign and I'll talk to you,
give me a sign.
There's something about you that makes me believe we have something to teach each other, but I can't just get to you unless you open up to me. I'm sorry if I'm only imagining this, but if there's a chance, I want to take it

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I can't say for sure. Something inverted.

Hey S
I would really like to hear from you
Enjoy the new animal crossing
F

that's crazy man, have you ever done DMT?

400lb chimps

no, i tried weed a couple of times and that's it.
I don't see how it's crazy, have you ever felt it?

Where do you live that you can't buy things? Here in my place shelves are still full.

would you be able to provide a little more info? did you guys talk on kik or anything?

That's because you live a privileged life, far away from idiots.

Oh me.

everyone with the ability to post on r9k lives a privileged life, try amazon

What sign do you need?

I believe in this as well and am working towards a conclusion.

Does posting on r9k eliminate peoples problems?

Amazon pantry is almost completely empty and also expensive and rife with price gouging because of the ease of changing the price/lack of accountability.

Where do you live?

I like Joe Rogan as well user. The 911 call of the woman who was attacked by the chimpanzee was hard to face.

Cringe
Orggggieill

Ooh, did I strike a nerve?

anything I can surely see or hear, if it comes from you I'll know

let's go user

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no, privileged people have problems too

6 pounds for 4 boxes of lemon tea is a good price here, where are you?

being unprivileged not being one of them huh

why would you buy lemon tea?

Yeah, we did.
I had been streaming on younow for a little bit, then i came across her stream and she started being really flirtatious with me, we had a dumb LDR that lasted something like 2 and a half weeks. So dumb of me to be thinking about someone i knew for such a small amount of time, but she was the only good thing happening to me at the time. The only not negative thing, not shitty person trying to interact with me. It was a nice 2 weeks and then she went mute, she started acting weird, like i had done something to her, but i hadn't done anything to her. Must've been my disgusting ex gf with her friends and my "friends" from back then, they had installed something on my computer and cellphone so they were spying on everything i was doing and they'd always harass anyone i'd interact with online then blame the harassment on me so they could recruit any new friend i'd make into their hate group.

Man this is weird, i definitely didn't expect you would read this... if it even is you. Why are you on Yas Forums of all places? you really aren't the type.

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Hopefully soon considering.
I'm working my ass off to get there. Looks like 6 months and change.

You arent her.

why would a privileged person have the problem of being unprivileged
>why would you buy lemon tea
user above was suggesting lemon tea, where cant you find tea on amazon

I'm sorry, I wish I was

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why would I want lemon tea???

question: what country?

you one of those retards or something?

>are you a retard
>is accidently trying to get random posters to buy lemon tea

lol

Dear a,
Sorry we ended up distancing ourselves from each other. Things were working so good, but I really wanted to try that other job and the schedule change really wasn't something our relationship could hold up. It was so nice to talk to someone so smart and informed. I really miss those vcs and I wish I had the chance to talk to you again.
Thanks L.

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Is that a finch?

'Pyrocephalus rubinus'
churrinche for short

are you mad i didnt write out lemon balm
lemon balm tea is 6 pounds in bulk here

No it's a bird

Thats a beautiful bird thanks user. Also you dont have to be sorry for anything.

>this retard obsessed with lemon balm tea

???

>I just want to help stressed user with lemon balm tea, and that's all, but discussion when shit
Sigh... I should leave internet honestly, always same shit...

I dont think he wanted help, he just laughed at every post and called people retards

it's someone being sturbborn and silly, but lemon tea is not for me (why are people suggesting it randomly?)

>all of that
>people
calm down, ust you manipulating user, just you.

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