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Having another wonderful self-isolation wank edition

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How about this, lads:

The government writes into effect a law which grants the Home Office powers in emergency situations to limit 'panic buying'.

Upon enacting these powers all registered grocers are legally bound to allow only a set number of items to be purchased by someone each 24/48/72 hour period. The details of what items are allowed would be considered carefully and would be stuff like
>one bag of rice
>one bag of pasta
>one pack of toilet roll
etc.

This would be incredibly simple to do with large chains since they use heavily automated checkouts which could be programmed to not allow anything more than the mandated list of items.

Moreover you could also make banks put into place certain barriers to using cards e.g. each person can only use one card registered to them at a grocer within the same time period as the items are allowed to be bought.

Obviously this could be fleshed out a lot more and the details worked out more exactly, but overall it's a very easily enacted policy that would receive unilateral support. But of course, nothing like this ever gets put in place, does it? How many years since the last panic buying fiasco? Haha, nah we didn't implement any kind of protection against panic buying even though it's be really easy, lmao!

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12 minutes left mr hermes tick tock tick tock

>glastonbury cancelled
timothy and sophia on sue of side watch

>eastenders stopped filming
>shazza on sue of side watch

Can't understand why lads in this thread support the government and the party in power. The blue ones couldn't give a fuck about you all and probably would be disgusted to know that all you do is sit on a computer.

>multiple trips in cash
You = btfo
Rationing is very difficult without "tokens"

Bored and annoyed gonna go back to bed

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supposed to be getting a parcel from parcelforce today and its not even out for delivery yet

reee

>implying the socialists wont put the NEETs into mandatory work camps

Panic buying would still be heavily reduced, even if some people will absolutely go out of their way to fuck others over.

Been waking up at 4pm over the last few weeks. Sort of awake now. Could fix my sleep pattern now and get up. Or smoke weed and go back to sleep.

>implying there's a grocery shortage
It's just fuck heads bulk buying the the point that there isn't enough staff to restock the shelves.

It doesn't matter WHERE the bottleneck is occurring, the fact remains that many people do not have readily available access to goods.

its government and medias fault people are panic buying. theyve failed to put the virus into a proper context where people can understand that unless they are sick and over 70 they will be fine. the only panic buying anyone needs to do is a week of shopping.

pobol y cwm is only on one night a week now

Defeating the need for government intervention. Shops are going through a busy phase, similar to Christmas, so they should increase staff.
No need to government intervention here. Government need only intervene when there us a supply shortage.

yeah but your solution is highly impractical and could never be implemented

*notices pet Apu has a slight cough and immediately kicks it to death*

>We'll deliver your parcel today between 10am and 12pm
*checks the time*

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Self isolating with the missus. Gonna run out off jonnies at this rate LOL

>mfw imagining the amazon warehouse workers risking disease to fulfil the orders of all the NEETs that are safe and comfy at home

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whats the point in exercise lad? could get hit by a bus tomrrra
*lets up another cig*

watching big clive talk about his tv loicense letters

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She didn't lie it was a false rape claim which is even worse tbqh. That's why the police didn't pursue the case.

People who are diagnosed with corona and knowingly leave self-isolation or decide to go out in public and stuff NEED to be fucking prosecuted for criminal negligence or involuntary manslaughter.

Like this cunt in Italy who felt so entitled to his cosmetic rhinoplasty that he hid symptoms of his infection from the surgeons, nurse etc. performing the cosmetic surgery. He's being prosecuted and faces 12 years.

>Woggy
Bit of a racist la?

Morning lids, just got up. Not much going on today, just gonna play some vidya, snack it out, watch videos, shitpost about coronachan and head over the parents later. Just another day in the NEET life.

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Do they come out soft and get hard later?

Used to be a chumba mate, never again.

*puts on fake moustache*
l agree fellow anons

I've got corona but only mild symptoms so I'm still going into work on the tube.
Sick pay is less than a fifth of my pay so yeah you can enjoy the virus if I'm honest.
I gotta do what's right for me.

Also PS5 reveal later lids. Should be cool.

that's even more fucked up

why do people give this bint the time of day?

Reveal is that it's cancelled due to bat flu.

l know m8 lm proper triggered right now

>stickgirl shows up
>thread becomes about her sex life

so uncomfy
just fuck off all of you

I know, it's madness. It's definitely not someone sperging out at having a girl here in their secret club.

alright lads, im downloading an mp3 so nobody pick up the phone for the next half hour

imagine just tucking into a nice bat for dinner, not knowing it's going to change the world

it's hot, she shags guys from Yas Forums too so play your cards right and you never know?
nubs how many times did you coom? do you ever schlick to the memory?

>tfw can't eat delicious bat for dinner anymore.

Why are you lads still lying?
I was raped but my case was dropped by the CPS as they didn't have enough evidence.
Now can we stop bringing this up in every thread and making it uncomfortable?
I just want to stickpost and you're being a cunt

You don't learn do you. Stop responding to it and just post as you were.

>it's hot, i hope she'll shag me from Yas Forums if i play my cards right and you never know?
>i've never had sex with a woman, but i like to coom. I often wank to the thought of girls.

It's a name that was suggested. It was either Woggy or Rapist the raper

Who tf eats bat anyway. Why was that even an idea someone had when you've got a kfc in every town?

Bit of fresh air, comradery. What's wrong with that? Man Britain has become even more of a docile old nag. Back in the modern age from 1600s to 1900s we'd be causing ruckuses in the street if we had a gram of bread taken off us. Why did the ruling powers get so insidious and why did us, the public, be so subservient?

>I just want to stickpost and you're being a cunt
you had your chance to be a comfy stickposter and you fucked it up because you couldnt help being a nasty fucking whore

leave

>lads
they're just seething trannies

>t-they dropped the case
Prove it or this is a confirmed LARP.
You've got zero evidence, nada.

Literally a made up sob story to deflect from being a slag.

Stop attention whoring. You don't fit in here. You're a normie.

you wiIl never be a real woman :)

>you had your chance to be a comfy stickposter and you fucked it up because i love you and you won't sleep with me, this makes you a fucking whore

>please don't leave

>You're a normie.
half the thread is

I must admit, I don't know. I believe they hatch semi soft and then harden off. I don't know if they go through a distinct hardening process like butterflies. I can look into it and ask around :)

>haven't had a sober day in at least 2 months

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eh I don't know what to make of it
no smoke without fire y'know?
it IS a very unlikely story

I reckon it's because we have too much. Television, high sugar foods, porn... we traded values for trinkets. The average Briton is very satisfied.

thom yo(da)rke

>it IS a very unlikely story
yeah hardly anyone gets raped these days

>i can't read: the post

>my critical thinking is sub-saharan: the popular sequel

I got something else going through a hardening process if you'd like a look ;)

is domonos pizza still delivering lads

I might pull the trigger on one im fucking starving

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>Rapist the raper
Anyone else find it odd that nubs was going to name a stick insect this despite what has allegedly happened

Maybe delayed but not cancelled.

fuck off orbiters and trannies
/britfeel/ is for comfyposting and you fuckers ruin it
fuck off all of you

I'd be interested, presumably they're all folded up in the egg ?

No because it's all a fiction. Take is a joke to her.
I hope she's never actually raped, even though she deserves it at this point.

I've been coughing all fucking morning. I feel really tired as well, like I've been running or something. Should I go to A&E or just wait it out? Is there even a cure for this shit?

I got a text from them this morning saying they are doing "contactless deliveries". My local maccies has gone drive-thru only as well.

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this working from home shit is sound, 3 hours of tele watched, cheeky game of fifa later, still in bed, barely had to work. 90 bing bongs to do basically what i'd do anyways

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I would rape you for a dollar

you're fucked mate, you're just gonna be another dead on the numbers they are putting out

>domonos

fucking mong

afternoon lads. got a cherry coke and i'm slowly waging my way through the day. feeling comfy, despite all of the kung flu madness going around. how you all holding up? i'm trying to save some money up but i'm tempted to buy some pokemon cards. i'll wait until corona has blown over for that, i think. need to be a bit more fiscally responsible atm. did have to buy a new pair of glasses yesterday tho which suxxxx. how's my neets, isolated, and wagecucks doing today?

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Get yourself down to the gp lad
Take the bus so you don't have a coughing fit while driving

miss mrs krabappel tbf lads

maybe you should have stayed home during an epidemic you fucking spastic
you deserve everything you get

>drive-thru only
went to mcdonalds earlier can confirm they're all drive thru only. barely anyone there, only 1 car behind me in the drive thru. the money lady was wearing plastic gloves

That's exactly why I didn't name it rapist the raper. That's why I chose Woggy.
Can you read and comprehend what I write correctly?

what's that mean lad, does that mean they just leave it on my doorstep and chap door walk away

going to order one with tuna right now

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But I'm not that old. I heard it doesn't affect young people?

I went out two (2) times to get food and toiletries. Sorry but we don't all live with mummy who does everything for us.

Don't get bitchy at me you cunt.

Just been the shop lads. Here's what I got.

Two Cadburys easter eggs
Eight cans of Heiniken
5 small packets of Sensations Thai Sweet Chili/one large
4 cans of Monster Ultra White

Also got chicken popcorn and a fresh roll to have for lunch, burgers for dinner.

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Be honest lad, are you fat? I'm young and compulsively lick doorhandles and i'm fine.

I wish Corona would kill me tbf

Yeah, it's so mad that something so big grows from something so small and delicate.
I've never opened up an egg to look inside to see how they're folded up. I pressure they're quite curled. Sometimes when they hatch badly, their back legs are almost spiralised.
I really should start taking more photos and records. Phasmids are pretty understudied

No I'm not. Last few days I've had rice and beans, cereal with UHT milk, and tinned fish.

why do people pretend that the mighty boosh is funny?

if I didn't work my normal life would be self isolation pretty much

>can't read
>points out they can't read
>spergs out

>could have just learnt to read

>ultra white

bro get the pipeline punch or the mango one

The government guidelines is to self isolate yourself for 2 weeks in your home and only phone 111 if get serious

Do you want me to go into the archives to prove you wrong? You were going to name it rapist the raper, you posted about that name several times. It was suggested to you by an user, you acknowledged it rather than ignoring it, agreed to name one of your stick insects that, and then posted several times stating that is what you are going to call the stick insect.

Damn, literally listening to a playlists of the song. It's pretty good show, maybe a bit overrated but still think it's pretty great. Silly and a product of its time but still good

They're not pretending they're mentally handicapped.

>Not a fruit or vegetable in sight.
How do you not have scurvy or some kind of vitamin deficiency?

>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>implying you know how the archives work

Sounds like you need to go for a walk lad

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Nubs once again btfo

it was good back in the day but also i was like 14 when it was airing

almost an hour past the delivery window and my parcel STILL isnt here oh im fuming

Yeah I think they just leave it on your doorstep after knocking on your door lid. Damn, now I feel like getting some beers in and ordering a wizza now.