Letter Thread: Social Distancing Edition

>I don't feel like who I used to be but I am who I am

typos sorry

im done caring about anybody or writing letters. people just hurt you and leave. advice for everybody: be alone

A,

You should've told me you don't love me. It was cruel to call up, remind me of your voice and say that wasn't you, why did you sound so gut punched when I said I wished you weren't in the same world as me. I've wondered about that love for years. My delusion about it being you was a relief in a way. I can't hate you, I can't forget you, I can't stop loving you. I wish you'd tell me the truth. I doubt it'd even help. I can't find a shape that works.

I'm a mess.

- A

Just letting you know I have a 6 month old avocado plant. It has notoriety as far as being grown from a seed with roots from the market, incubated in it's own fruit upon cutting. I love my avocado.

>incubated in it's own fruit upon cutting.
What does that mean? It sprouted in the fruit? Why is it notorious?

Yes, in the fruit! I've only been eating guacamole for 27 years and had never seen such a thing!

What name does it have? You DID give it a name, right?

Yeah it's Marty.

That used to be a nickname for me like a decade ago, ahaha. I hope he does his best. Remember you can trim the top leaves on those to get them all fluffy and bushy once it's developing. I have a ginseng tree called Leafet.

To:
-N
That bitch that you wifey, she so trifling.

-A
Lmao, enjoy your fucking job. We could've been posted somewhere foreign on a beach. I would've been loyal to you..unlike that last nigga you picked. Yeah he was rich like a prince, but he picked some thot on ig after he deemed you too much work. No; I won't take you back. Kys lmao. I will continue to take every opportunity to flex my trips to the bahamas in your fucking face as you wallow in student debt. Congrats though, you ruined women for me.

-P
Snake fucker, kick rocks.