>he's still mad that he's been drinking coffee wrong this whole time
/britfeel/
Hudson Jones
Isaac Gonzalez
any the chase man in?
fuckin hell size of that young thots teeth
Samuel Clark
Just come back from Morrisons, lads. Fucking packed.
Went in with me face mask and sanitary gloves on like. Got some funny looks but fuck em I felt safe as houses. Got some nice custard slices too.
Robert Bailey
If the brakes aren't engaged then how could it be the brakes as you said
>they're already squeaking
Logan Brown
*wondering if the pet apu has really done enough to deserve his daily mouth rape today*
Joseph Lee
>customer pays for new brakes
>don't actually fit them
[mechanics hands rubbing together intensifies]
Jose Morgan
>face mask and sanitary gloves
I know this is a joke but you didn't actually, right? wouldn't put it past some of you lot on here.
Connor Myers
Might start a new CM game
Logan Sanchez
that's not newspaper headline you absolute retard that's a short text from a reader meant to start a debate in the comment section of their website
Isaac Morris
Why is he saying this on disc*rd and not in the thread? What's the little nonce afraid of?