/britfeel/

i changed mine the other day
going to sleep after changing them is peak /comfy/

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Playing a truck sim, then tea and ale. Also got a new cider to try.

Fucking stupid innit lad, ive been stockpiling stuff like rice and pasta and shit for ages anyway way before the virus, got loads of water purifying pills as well

>Muh climate change
Can you lot stick to atleast ONE psyop at a time?

My university thought it'd be a good idea to let a load of first years go on a trip to london. I'm going to enjoy getting corona, lads

Well you should always have reserve food STANDARD, its pillocks buying it to sell on ebay at 100% markup

God I am nervous lads 2 first dates on the weekend, only been on two before.

Any tips from the chads on here who seem to go on dates/have a gf?

Makes me paranoid that in some mirrors I look attractive and others I look like shit, must be the lighting or angle or something.

It's either gunna mess me up where they both reject me (most likely) or they both like me and I like both of them equally.

once all the olds are dead we won't need immigrants to pay their pensions

always a silver lining

you are literally going to get covid, not just as a joke

Simply don't go. Stay at home.

>lots of eye contact
>ask her about herself
>laugh at her shit jokes
>try to be funny

*short musical intro plays*
>Previously, on Britfeel...

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wohop im getting drunk tonight boys

DM and balding Andrew holding an emergency #noncenest meeting on Discord

I live with 2 first years so I'm already fucked, lad. I've got asthma to so there is a mild chance it'd fucking kill me.

>*scene cuts to a 13 year old girl walking with her cat down a dark alley in banbury*

l like this image cheers lad

were you the one shit posting about Moni's discord in the last thread or is it actually a thing?

how do you know this? reckon youre a nonce yourself

>try to be funny

Oh god it's over....

Maybe I just need to treat it like a learning exercise. It would be nice to not get rejected for once though tbqhwyl.

fat woman at the co-op was going on about people stockpiling to the person in front of me, then I took my basket up with pasta, rice, tinned veg etc. and could tell what she was thinking of me in her silence

bet she won't be judging me when she's on her fat back struggling to breathe in a makeshift hospital tent while I'm making my way around the unattended beds pinching gold wedding rings after paper money becomes worthless

>he's not on the /britfeel/ whatsapp

pfft alri virgins

>it's another nonce episode
They really need to find new material

It's a thing. Poleaboo emailed me it a few hours ago.

The #noncenest is hissing, lods

I live like 15 minutes from Banbury da fuck lad.

>walking with her cat
who does this

>I've got asthma to so there is a mild chance it'd fucking kill me.

'mild'? The lethality is something approaching 10% in vulnerable populations.

13 year old girls from banbury

I've bought extra in anticipation of it's shortage. It makes me wonder if toilet paper companies have popularised the idea shortage to create further panic buying as a sort of self fulfilling prophecy.

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He is Greg, eager for fun, he wears a smile, everybody run.

what granola lad

What questions would you ask directly to the #Noncenest? I am in a position to ask the questions directly

It wasnt DM's fault it was that sexy 15 year old tranners

10% is kinda mild. Not great but at least it's not 50%. My asthma is pretty much under control. Need to get a new inhaler quickly though.

Mostly different types of Jordans

go in thinking that and you've already lost.

"What do you think of the TikTok Zoomer General on /wsg/?"

Cooofed and its shutdown
boy better know when its shutdown

Sounds comfy lad. Hope you like your new cider

it aint easy being wheezy

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/mar/13/my-life-in-sex-the-man-whose-wife-sleeps-with-the-gardener
I'm a Guardian reader but this is takin too far imo

There's no real way to know, if he's young then he's got a better chance, it depends how bad and how old.

Asked it mate. Patiently waiting for the answer.

Will mankind one day without the net expenditure of energy be able to restore the sun to its full youthfulness even after it had died of old age?

Or maybe it could be put more simply like this: How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?

#NonceNest is officially doesn't like TikTok

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you probably won't get an answer any time soon, they're too busy wanking to 13 year olds on tiktok

But all that applies to Discord/Zoomer MSN

I like the kellogs shit, home bargains have a weird polish peanut butter granola, that shit is like crack, jordans is good though, I'm eating the chunky nuts one at the moment.

When did the word simps catch on? only been noticing it for the past 2 weeks.

Tilde was close to exposing the #noncenest and that's why they drove her out of /britfeel/

No real point made whatsoever, just buzzwords.

my bedroom actually smells of cheese. like there's an unmistakable cheesey odour in there. I might just brick it up and start again in another room

>it aint easy being wheezy
kek

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Didnt this nonce travel hundreds of miles to meet a 15 year old Lithuanian boy?

comments like this make me fucking howl, you the same user with porn induced psychosis?

I like Sainsburys TTD orange and chocolate.
Lidl also do good granola

I just bought the biggest bags I could fit in my cupboard that were on offer. The "cluster" and "crisp" ones are like crack, fucking ridiculous. They usually have more sugar and shit though.

Milklets pretending to enjoy black coffee

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Get a message off my landlord when I am at work.
She is coming over to take a few photos of the flat. I tell her the room is a mess.
She doesn't reply.
Get home from work and she has moved all my shit around. Fuming.

Yeah don't overdo it, don't dress up to impress her or go beyond what you would normally do on a night out as it'll make you nervous

Most residents in my apartment block are old as fuck, if I get it and spread it they might all die

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>pay 150 quid for new brakes last weekend
>they're already squeaking non stop
Fuck this man, I'm selling the cunt

>got a sore throat and starting to cough a bit
>look up local statistics
>only 1 person with confirmed coronavirus in my county

bet it's more than that, but I guess it's unlikely I have it.

Yeah they're supposed to do that, new breaks have impurities on the surface which take time to burn off.

Can you believe this "scandolous" bollocks make newspaper headlines in 2020? Ive been giving america shit for pedalling this shallow trite but looks like even UK authors have been reading one too many articles from cosmo on twitter as well

dunno it's probably one of those black people words that get popular with whites

That's normal though you daft twat

I've got an entire double cupboard dedicated to granola, multiple boxes, especially kellogs since for some fucking reason it's nearly 4 quid a box and sometimes it goes on for half price, fucking love granola though.

What, even when I'm not pressing the brake?

lt gets posted on /asp/ a lot.

No that was another lad although I did reply to him to say I've experienced something similar

>he's still mad that he's been drinking coffee wrong this whole time

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any the chase man in?
fuckin hell size of that young thots teeth

Just come back from Morrisons, lads. Fucking packed.
Went in with me face mask and sanitary gloves on like. Got some funny looks but fuck em I felt safe as houses. Got some nice custard slices too.

If the brakes aren't engaged then how could it be the brakes as you said
>they're already squeaking

*wondering if the pet apu has really done enough to deserve his daily mouth rape today*

>customer pays for new brakes
>don't actually fit them
[mechanics hands rubbing together intensifies]

>face mask and sanitary gloves

I know this is a joke but you didn't actually, right? wouldn't put it past some of you lot on here.

Might start a new CM game

that's not newspaper headline you absolute retard that's a short text from a reader meant to start a debate in the comment section of their website

Why is he saying this on disc*rd and not in the thread? What's the little nonce afraid of?

Thanks user, going to crack it open now and pop tea on. Hope you have a enjoyable night as well. What's your plans for night, more gaming?

BBQ cancelled because some of you lads have been near chink women

You mean Tilde as in the one that used to avatar with a picture of an underage anime girl like Chika does and like Crona used to do also?

Down with the noncenest, they've gone too far this time!

>Chink women
>Women

can't believe terraria is the game I have most hours on, why the fuck is it so comfy

>Muslims are the most charitable people you racist!

And yet here they are grabbing all the shit they can get their dirty hands on in a Madrid supermarket lol

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I've sadly not been around any Chinese women in a while.