What are your worst memories of stupid shit you once did?

Absolutely anything I've ever said drunk. I cannot be trusted with alcohol. Seriously I have revealed my power level on too many occasions with that shit. I've said and done some terrible things while drunk. I've also done some stupid shit while horny. I'm not even sure I can type anything without giving myself a panic attack

Type it with your eyes closed, that might help.

Let this afghani goat herder and his brtoher go. He had an honest enough face and his brother was crippled seemed in a foot.Were friendly enough.

>Go to the pub with a mate who is staying at my apartment
>We get drunk, etc
>He's the chad, manages to bring home two girls back home
>As one fucks him in the spare room, the other starts undressing in front of me
>Suddenly hear the Competitive ready up screen for CSGO go off (I somehow queued it when we got back)
>Stunned, she sits on the lounge for a minute while I warmup on Mirage
>Like a shovel to the face, it hit me
>I turned around, she's gone into my mate's room

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This is quite possibly the most hilarious post in this thread.

I don't see how that would help at all user. To give you an example on the lower end of things that make me cringe, I've
>accidentally shown my dick pics to my friends while trying to find some other stuff on my phone
>accidentally left porn open on my computer whilst in the shower and yet again my friends saw it
>tried to find naked pics of one of my friends on their computer and they found me snooping
That's just my horny stuff. I've said much worse things with alcohol. I'm an incredibly impulsive individual. I've also developed an extreme fear of showing my phone or computer to people just in case I forget that I've got some degenerate shit lying about on there somewhere. And yes, they are male friends I'm talking about. I don't like most guys but I've had a crush on my childhood friends for a while. It's debilitating.

you're a piece of shit if you play cs, no exceptions you deserved it die alone

What's wrong with CS?
Origami

>>accidentally shown my dick pics to my friends while trying to find some other stuff on my phone
This is normal and not a problem
>>accidentally left porn open on my computer whilst in the shower and yet again my friends saw it
Not terrible. Only bad if you had something real weird and fucked up
>>tried to find naked pics of one of my friends on their computer and they found me snooping
Yeah, this is a real problem

>I don't see
Of course you don't, your eyes are closed. But in all seriousness I just wanted to get you to tell me some stuff, sorry to make you drag up those memories. If that's the low end I can only imagine how much worse it gets.