What are your worst memories of stupid shit you once did?

i made some awful decisions regarding my appearance, particularly my hair, around the time i was 12
also had some awkward interactions with people i'd rather forget

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Mother telling me as a 10year old she wished the neighbour's son would be her son instead of me.
However, i'm paying it back quite well, using every occasion to mock her looks and inferior genetics and thanking her for inheriting me this dirt.

>at the mall
>waiting for friends and crush to arrive
>fucking around by myself and checking myself out in mirror
>look closer in mirror and notice I have nose hair
>pull that shit out
>hear knock from other side of mirror
>mirror is actually a window with people on the other side

this was in 2007 while I was just a dumb shit middle schooler. still look back and cringe and laugh about it

If it makes you feel better a lot of people were doing the "frosted" hairstyle back then, you could see it on Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting.

That's fucked up bro sorry to hear that your mom sounds like a shitbag

yeah, just imagine morrissey with less pomp and eloquence and a bucket or two more hair gel

>What are your worst memories of stupid shit you once did?
and why exactly would i post them here to be immortalized in an archive forever?

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But it's Yas Forums so nobody will ever be able to repost it.

Jaston Sathom laughing

What the hell is this thing posting a thing about?

I took a picture up a girl's skirt on a dare and she kind of found out about it a few days later

I was an asshole

I also didn't ask my crush out during my one opportune moment, and then I spent a year fumbling around trying to cram spaghetti back into my pockets to ask her out again over fucking sms

How did she find out about something like that from someone?

Her little oribiting simp saw me show my friend the picture for proof and I figure he told her a few days later

Idk I was in gradeschool and was a retard

Man, you had a phone in grade school? Kids these days are so spoiled.

My friend did

>Autistic initiation conversation.
>Feeling the initiation for apologising.
Why do autists always go out and apologise for acting autistic? Trust me I love it when they realise literal spaghetti is spilling from their pockets but fuck.. Apologising never works and just makes you seem more retarded. Kek.

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Just do it. It's not like anyone knows who you really are, Stephen.

How is that offending someone? You simply state they are little black people at your school. That's just a blank statement and not racist at all, those nignogs sound pretty aggressive.

>That's not racist at all, I don't see why people are getting offended. *immediately drops racist slur*
You guys are so deranged you do it when nobody is even provoking you.

>stalking girls online/in person
were you ever caught?

one girl called the cops after I went to her house but no

Share some of your stories, even if you don't think they're interesting.

I thought I'd repressed all this but I did so much autistic shit. There was a guy who bullied me and I went a bit crazy one day and threw chocolate bars at him and his friends. Ended up missing one of them and hit this girl I barely knew in the head. She started crying too

I used to e date random girls and have them do degenerate shit depending on what my fetsih at the time happened to be, like once I had a girl suck her brother off because I was into incest, which basically means I chucked myself, I deeply regret it.
An other time I tried to have a girl take the doggy knot, but she only got tongues by fido instead, yet another cuckolding incident if you think about it, I talked her into chucking me with her dog. I was so stupid. There were other girls and other things I can't remember them all, but it was just so dumb that I did it, and as to why I did it, I had grown tired of porn so I got into personalized porn, I would basically direct the girl to do this or that and that's the only way I could get off for a while.
Deeply regrettable, I had no shame back then. Wish it would've never happened.

From the ages of like 11 - 15 I tried so hard to fixate my personality around being "the random one" Like I'd seen in a bunch of anime and cartoons and shit, thinking it made me endearing and unique instead of annoying and weird

Kind of like how niggers are always initiating violence without being provoked?

You should watch Watamote, it will really snap you out of that behavior.

I was super furry trash. Went to school wearing my ears and tail, used to go out under the full moon, hoping I could transform into a werewolf, only dressed in those 'three wolf moon' t-shirts.

Furries are quite respected now.

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>DUI
>calling someone based in public
so much more

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Do you seriously believe it is spelled chucking?

I got really fucked up at a party and borderline started harassing people, it was pretty fun but felt bad afterwards. on the next day some girls friend caught me staring at her feet as well, were ok now though

The wild part is that I've tried going back and now I can't. Furry used to exclusively be chubby white nerds having gay sex and wearing animal costumes, and to be blunt, that's my fetish.

Now it's all skinny festival and burn and club kids doing molly and going to raves. I'm too fat and awkward to be a furry anymore.

I don't understand most of what you said but I will take your word for it.

yea, that's a good laugh

When I was in middle school, I had just moved to a completely new country, and so I kind of just stayed by myself because I was too scared to go make friends. One day, on the ride home on the subway, a girl from my class comes up to me and starts talking to me, asks me if I knew that there was a dance coming up, and asked if I wanted to go with her. Not really realizing what was happening I said yes, but I never got her number and never asked when it was, and looking back, I had nothing to wear either. One day I came to school and everyone was just glaring at me when I walked in and took my seat. Apparently, I had completely forgotten about the dance, and she waited for me outside but I never showed up. I never actually got around to apologizing either, and I kept to myself until I finished school.
Needless to say, I feel terrible about it to this day.

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Got too drunk and lied about a traumatic experience on VC because fuck knows why.

Twice.

Hated myself for it ever since.

I'm still embarrassed that I asked my class what the correct pronunciation of Nietzsche was before I was about to give a presentation on him instead of looking it up. I have no idea why I thought that would be less embarrassing.

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Back in high school this one girl was always trying to talk to me. She added me on facebook and wanted to talk nearly every night. I thought she was way out of my league so I thought it was a prank or something stupid. I tried my best to ignore her and eventually she gave up. Deep regret

I got a good recent one that keeps me from sleeping at night
>be me
>break up with gf of three years
>decide to try and drink myself to death at school on valentines day
>most likely make a complete ass of myself
>pretend to hang myself
>throw up in the bathroom
>talk to teachers shitfaced
>probably be loud in general
>tell my friend i love her
Definitely one of the stupidest things I've ever done. I'm lucky I didn't get a written warning.

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>What are your worst memories of stupid shit you once did?
i think ive blocked the worst ones from my memory but one i was thinking about the other day was in highschool i got together with a couple of guys to form a band and we put our names down to play a song at a performance day. originally we had a singer but he dropped out the day before we went on so i said id do it but we never rehearsed. on the day of the performance we started playing the intro then it came to where i had to sing but i forgot the words. because i missed my cue, the lead guitarist stopped playing then the drummer stopped. they restarted from the beginning and the same thing happened again. we mucked around a bit then were booed off stage. i was really embarrassed and told people it was because i was stoned because i thought that sounded cool.

Thanks for the chuckle user. Don't worry, that's a lot more funny than embarrassing.

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Reminds me of the episode of HIMYM where he got drunk and thought he was being a total badass then at the end of the episode when he's sober he finds out he butt-dialed someone on his phone and realizes that he was actually a complete asshole the whole time.

>orbited a girl for two whole years in elementary school only to literally break down in tears when I found out she didn't like me back
I was an ugly little goblin but at least I was nice to her, she eventually ended up dating a tall, handsome guy who was sociopathic and would more or less harass her. This was my first introduction to the blackpill at the tender age of 10 or 11.

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Greentext it my guy, I'll be waiting

I'm sorry user but that's funny as fuck

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It sounds like you've come full circle, at least I hope you have

took too much diazepam in college and fell over a table, got kicked out had to tell parents :(

Well at least it's an excuse, I don't think saying "I didn't practice the song so I didn't know the words" would have gone over well.

Kind of, but it was more like I didn't realize how retarded I was being. Typically I behave pretty well but this time I got drunker than I ever get. I drink a lot and have probably only been that drunk once or twice. I'm not sure what's worse, not remembering everything I did or my only memories being really bad.

Absolutely anything I've ever said drunk. I cannot be trusted with alcohol. Seriously I have revealed my power level on too many occasions with that shit. I've said and done some terrible things while drunk. I've also done some stupid shit while horny. I'm not even sure I can type anything without giving myself a panic attack

Type it with your eyes closed, that might help.

Let this afghani goat herder and his brtoher go. He had an honest enough face and his brother was crippled seemed in a foot.Were friendly enough.

>Go to the pub with a mate who is staying at my apartment
>We get drunk, etc
>He's the chad, manages to bring home two girls back home
>As one fucks him in the spare room, the other starts undressing in front of me
>Suddenly hear the Competitive ready up screen for CSGO go off (I somehow queued it when we got back)
>Stunned, she sits on the lounge for a minute while I warmup on Mirage
>Like a shovel to the face, it hit me
>I turned around, she's gone into my mate's room

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This is quite possibly the most hilarious post in this thread.

I don't see how that would help at all user. To give you an example on the lower end of things that make me cringe, I've
>accidentally shown my dick pics to my friends while trying to find some other stuff on my phone
>accidentally left porn open on my computer whilst in the shower and yet again my friends saw it
>tried to find naked pics of one of my friends on their computer and they found me snooping
That's just my horny stuff. I've said much worse things with alcohol. I'm an incredibly impulsive individual. I've also developed an extreme fear of showing my phone or computer to people just in case I forget that I've got some degenerate shit lying about on there somewhere. And yes, they are male friends I'm talking about. I don't like most guys but I've had a crush on my childhood friends for a while. It's debilitating.

you're a piece of shit if you play cs, no exceptions you deserved it die alone

What's wrong with CS?
Origami

>>accidentally shown my dick pics to my friends while trying to find some other stuff on my phone
This is normal and not a problem
>>accidentally left porn open on my computer whilst in the shower and yet again my friends saw it
Not terrible. Only bad if you had something real weird and fucked up
>>tried to find naked pics of one of my friends on their computer and they found me snooping
Yeah, this is a real problem

>I don't see
Of course you don't, your eyes are closed. But in all seriousness I just wanted to get you to tell me some stuff, sorry to make you drag up those memories. If that's the low end I can only imagine how much worse it gets.