Do you have a morning routine? What is it? Describe below

Isn't kind of a pain in the ass having to go back to the bathroom to brush your teeth after you were already there shaving and taking a shower though?

get up
get coffee
pee
smoke
listen to morning radio show
leave

wake up
take gastritis medicine
check social media
check Yas Forums and q up some threads to read
message people to try keep a conversation going throughout the day
eat some breakfast/take vitamins
think about if i wanna watch anime or play vidya today
take a melatonin to keep myself sleepy and ward off anxiety all day

thats pretty much it

Ideals:
>Morning Routine on a weekday: Short run, abs, lats, push ups. Take vitamins and 2.5 g of creatine before exercising. Use lotion on arms and face.
>Midden Routine: Eat eggs or bread or fish. Take vitamins. If no run in the morning, long run in the afternoon/evening with lunges.
>Evening Routine: Similar to morning routine except it includes biceps and triceps instead of the other exercises. Take more vitamins, 5-10 g of creatine, lotion, etc.

Showers are in the morning if no morning workout, and once each time after a workout. Sundays are different. I just do whatever the fuck I feel like and sleep in. I didn't wake up until 12 today. I still took vitamins and creatine though. Coffee is a huge supplemental for focus since I'm in school and enjoy mental activities.

>wake up
>take a dab
>wash face, brush teeth
>force myself to eat something, drink 1l nalgene
>another dab
>bike to class
>work

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>take a dab
What does that mean? You mean like this?

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God tier
Average tier
Shit tier

> Wake up (5am)
> Prepare coffee
> Take a shit
> Shower
> 6:30am, walk to university
> School from 7 to 11am
> Walk back home
> fool around from 11:40 to 1:00pm
> Prepare a meal for me and my brother
> 3:30, walk to school AGAIN.
> More classes from 4pm to 7pm
> 7pm to 9pm gym time
> 9:30 pm im at home
> 11pm, fap then sleep
> REPEAT until weekend

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Well its typically wake up and drink when im off the rails

For the last few weeks its been
>wake up
>have a protein shake
>apple
>do 20 mins on exercise bike watching a tv show (silicon valley atm)
>have a shower
>READY TO GO

I cannot emphasise enough how beneficial the exercise and healthy breakfast has been every morning. Its not really a protein shake but more of a porridge type meal

>11pm to 5am
Not healthy desu
Based and healthpilled

>wake up at random time
>if morning, brush teeth
>seek food
>watch nature documentary while eating
>if have nothing else to do, play vidya
>if it's daytime, get more food around midday
>more vidya
>watch youtube videos with dinner
>play and drink
>floss, brush, mouthwash
>shit and shower
>try to sleep
In regards to random time, I go along with the schedule based roughly on time. I'll watch nature shows with lunch, sure, but usually not dinner. I don't eat late at night either, typically not past midnight. I basically have a set schedule that I'll pick up on whatever part I'm awake at. I always make sure to take care of my teeth and shower though.
And I try to wake up in the mornings, but my body doesn't like it. It either wants to sleep late and wake up after noon or sleep sometime in the afternoon and wake up around 11pm. Currently I'm on the latter, but trying to fix into a proper schedule again.

>alarm goes off 1.5 hours before I need to leave
>snooze
>repeat 6+ times (alarms around room, multiple cell phone alarms)
>wake up late
>weigh self on scale
>frantically get dressed
>grab already packed leftovers or lunch
>depending on time, brew keurig coffee in cup
>run out to car, realize I forgot something in house
>get back in car, drive off
>drive for 1+ hour commute
>inevitably get stuck in traffic that cannot be explained (not volume based)
>blood pressure rises when traffic starts moving again for no reason
>yell in car in frustration for 30+ minutes as this cycle continues
>arrive 15-30 mins late at work
>check 250+ emails that have arrived over night

>wake up
>get out of bed
>go eat breakfast in pajamas
>brush teeth
>put on work clothing
>take the bike to work

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>wake up
>check pic related
nice

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>Wake up
>Cold shower
>Get dressed
>Go to the backyard and feed the dogs
>Pick up the dog poop
>Water my dad's plants, 20 liter bucket per plant, 5 plants on the backyard, 5 on the front
>Go to the kitchen
>Wash me hands
>Make coffee
>Buy bread
>My parents eat breakfast, I clean up afterwards
>Study for the rest of the morning
>Around 11:30 I start making lunch
The urge to fap comes every afternoon.

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weed origio

>wake up to alarm blaring
>its going to be another bad day like always
>rush around to clean cpap machine
>shove boost drink down throat because that is breakfast
>shit shower etc
>get into car and start fantasizing ill die in a car accident before work
>reach work and spend entire day slaving wishing I was dead or at least able to shut off my consciousness off entirely and just be a flesh robot
>near time to leave work and start fantasizing about dying in accident again
>look at freeway pylons driving home just imagine myself unbuckling getting that fucker as fast as it will go and crashing into them
>get home eat dinner
>try and relax for a few hours if little to no chores
>begrudgingly go to bed hoping I die in my sleep
>rinse repeat until I die or snap

I really wish I was never born.

>wake up
>regret it
>eat a sandwich
>brush teeth
>take a shit
>put on the wagecuck clothes
>say goodbye to my bed
>wagecuck

>Pick up the dog poop
we need more people like you in my area.

> Wake up between 330am and 4am (not on purpose. It just happens)
> Make a pot of coffee and a protein shake with greens
> Drink those and catch up on local and world news
> Shitposting a bit
> Say hi to my small collection of internet friends see how they are.
> Do some exercise
> Shower
> Go to work
> Freeform weekends

>>wake up
>>regret it
this made my day! thanks user

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weekday:
>wake up at 5am
>help my wife off to work
>drink coffee and play games, read current book or work on current gunpla till about 8
>take care of any bills or chores around the house until 11
weekend:
>sleep in
>most start with morning sex
>make us breakfast(or if we really slept in brunch)
>steam anime or cartoons while eating
>sometimes go out to shop for more gunpla to stock up and build

nothing exciting or great but it's the life I always wanted

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Bearg?

>wake up
>txt my gf a "good morning" with a heart emoji
>go to shower
>warm up the kettle
>eat breakfast and drink some tea
>watch something on tv
>ready for the day

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Wake up

Cut open my chest, guts falling out, blood everywhere and unbearable pain

Go to bathroom, fall from the top of the stairs breaking all my bones

Eat undercooked meat for breakfast and get salmonella

Go to work

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>Wake up, go back to sleep.
>Eat some breakfast and make sure it's cheap.
>Jerk off, eat some ramen noddles, draw some more bad doodles,
>Get back to sleep and make sure to close your door behind,
>You need to make sure your actions are well timed.
>You never chose to get on this ride,
>It doesn't matter how hard you've tried...

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>Wake up at 5:50
>Question my life choices
>Go to PT
>Come home, shower
>Cook breakfast burrito (eggs, diced tomatoes, mushrooms, scallions, turkey pastrami, spinach)
>Walk dog
>Chug an energy drink
>Go to work

Every day is exactly the same. Every day is exactly the sameEvery day is exactly the same. Every day is exactly the sameEvery day is exactly the same. Every day is exactly the sameEvery day is exactly the same. Every day is exactly the same

leave.

Also your GF is a man

>wake up at 5
>run 2 miles to the gym
>lift for an hour
>walk back to dorm
>have small breakfast
>shower
>face routine
>dress
>contemplate suicide
>go to class

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Sorry fren but she has a nice tight pussy

>wake up 2 hours before work
>get high
>shower
>work
>get home to empty house
>exhausted
>high again
>sit at desk for a few hours then go to bed
>repeat
is this what life is supposed to be

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firefighter
>wake up 0415
>shit, shower, shave by 0445
>make sure cats have food and load bags into the car 0450
>stop at bagel place just as it opens at 0500
>get everything bagel toasted, nova lox, cream cheese, capers, onions, and a large black coffee, maybe a V8
>on the road at 0510, hour long commute
>reach station at 0610
>unload my car, set my bed up, bullshit with offgoing crew
>0700 shift briefing
>0715 truck checks
>0745 breakfast, finally eat that bagel yum
surprisingly comfy routine

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>wake up at 6:30am
>coffee
>shower
>walk dog
>get breakfast at cafe or at home
>gym if I have time
That's about it.

>wake up
>coom untill I pass out
>repeat

You unironically already posted it.

> wake up
> fap for about 1 hour
> get distracted by youtube videos for 2-3 hours
> Make breakfast
> eat breakfast
> Fap some more or turn on PC

>shit tier
damn :( was it the gastritis meds?

>wake up at 11:00 AM
>shower
>browse r9k
>go to gf or pick her up and bring her back at like 2:30
>spend day with her
>I or she leaves at 10
>call her
>jerk off
>sleep
good life anons

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wake up at 8. feed cat. water cat. piss or shit. brush teeth. wash face. maybe make breakfast, half the time. layback down and browse youtube. go to work

>wake up at 630
>shit shower shave
>eat breakfast
>watch dragon ball
>get dressed
>smoke a cigarette
>leave for work at 845

Alright user you made me laugh

Go for a run
Jerk it
Shower
Go to bed
I work at night and usually change out of my uniform to my work out gear as soon as my shift is over. If its a weekday I usually go to school instead of sleep

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what kind of uni requries that amount of contact time?

Shower then shave. Showering (in hot water at least) opens your pores making it easier to shave. Brush teeth then breakfast. If you eat then brush your teeth, you're rubbing all the food and acid into your teeth

wake up, get dressed, brush teeth, comb hair, pack lunch, drive to work, spend 1 hr 20 min stuck in traffic, arrive to work.
GET ME OUTTA HERE PLEASE

ALso yes, I don't have breakfast and I shower the night before.
How do wagies just accept this is what they will be doing forever?

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>wake up 7:30am
>drink tea
>work from home due to coronavirus

>wake. at 7am, ideally
>yogurt. put bagel in toaster oven
>shower, dress
>apply peanut butter to bagel
>prepare for work
>go to gym

>Wake up
>drink water to wake my body up
>brush teeth
>wash face with a bead morning burst scrub
>shower using an argan oil shampoo and keratin therapy conditioner
>use neem based soap to scrub body clean and a charcoal activated face scrub
>pat face and hair with towel and dry body
>apply an aloe viesta lotion on face
>get dressed and eat breakfast of whole wheat high protein waffles, a banana, and water or juice
>go to work

>Wake up
>Get dressed for work
>Wash my face
>Eat breakfast
>Get to work
>Have morning smoke
>Begin work

Imagine showering and changing clothes as a neet
Who are you trying to impress

>WAKE UP, GRAB BEER GRAB GEAR GET READY TO LOSE IT