Reality bending

Get a grip loser lol

>Make my own time lair with a supercomputer that allows me to alter the events of the past and view events via "god tube" and a time search.

>have ability orbs similar to materia, of all super powers,
>can combine orbs to make new powers
>can allocate abilities on various people throughout time and myself


With that I shall adjust the timeline to what I see fit.

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everyone who is considering suicide instantly dies.

i'm curious to see how many people would go.

>How fucked/saved is the world?
I don't need a body anymore?
Fuck yes, now I can become an anime waifu and live in an abstract space with the other personality that lives in my brain (who is also now an anime waifu).
World?
Lmao who cares, you niggers keep respecting women and trusting jews so if y'all are that willing to shit the bed y'all can lie in it.

Maybe my waifu and I will make it so we can post with no cooldown and without captchas I guess.

I would do everything. Forever.

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That's a very nice bum. Kinda wanna bury my face in it

>bend reality to make me love myself
haha can you imagine it bros i know i can't

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one ejaculation could flood an entire country. you'd be making the national news every hour for destroying whole nations.

I'd make this gay thread disappear.

Bro idk who you are but i love you my dude please do not despair