you wake up one day and find out you can bend reality to your whim. Snapping your fingers not only lets you snooze your alarm for 1 hour but also literally tuns back the sun and clocks around the world. How fucked/saved is the world?
And yes this is a total incel fantasy scenario
id make it impossible for anyone to wear anything but yoga pants and sneakers or heels for a day
pic for attention
I remember this video, op, thanks for the nostalgia.
Good luck with your thread though.
Thanks bro feel free to come back whenever you feel have a free pic
I can bend reality to my will eh?
Then I'll make it possible to divide by zero and nobody will stop me
I'd get my hands on that soviet mental training research and go full big brain then learn everything i can and probably off myself
Allow everyone on earth to have one great day. Just pure meaningful bliss, whatever that means for them. And then for everyone to go to bed in utter joy, and to peacefully not wake back up. The universe is better off without us. Hell, humanity is better off not existing. This seems like the most merciful way to do it. I'd give myself some time to walk through the empty world, and then maybe do something like jump down the Grand Canyon.
this exept i wouldn't kill myself after
I wake up from my dream to go back to wageslaving /thread
I would kill all roasties and degenerate women, and replace them with good and interesting women of all types and beliefs, ensuring that every decent and good man will be able to find a girlfriend who is not an e thot or whore or shallow bitch or anything else
>create a copy of the world and shrink it to basketball size
>keep it in my room as deco
> dont do much with it but 7.5 billion people now need to watch me stroke my cock or have sex with my gf and they cant do anything about it
>bend her over my desk table so that her tits flash the planet
>what a cool model user can I touch it
>read their social media with an alt account just for lels afterwards
Get a grip loser lol
>Make my own time lair with a supercomputer that allows me to alter the events of the past and view events via "god tube" and a time search.
>have ability orbs similar to materia, of all super powers,
>can combine orbs to make new powers
>can allocate abilities on various people throughout time and myself
With that I shall adjust the timeline to what I see fit.
everyone who is considering suicide instantly dies.
i'm curious to see how many people would go.
>How fucked/saved is the world?
I don't need a body anymore?
Fuck yes, now I can become an anime waifu and live in an abstract space with the other personality that lives in my brain (who is also now an anime waifu).
World?
Lmao who cares, you niggers keep respecting women and trusting jews so if y'all are that willing to shit the bed y'all can lie in it.
Maybe my waifu and I will make it so we can post with no cooldown and without captchas I guess.
I would do everything. Forever.
That's a very nice bum. Kinda wanna bury my face in it
>bend reality to make me love myself
haha can you imagine it bros i know i can't
one ejaculation could flood an entire country. you'd be making the national news every hour for destroying whole nations.
I'd make this gay thread disappear.
Bro idk who you are but i love you my dude please do not despair
>please do not despair
I would avoid it if I could user and I have been trying so damn hard
>got fit
>made some acquaintances/friends?
>got a part time job
nothing helps its all so tiresome
sounds like actual depression dude there is not much you can do about that i am afraid. What works for me sometimes though is to just kind of let it happen and accept that this is how i am feeling atm. It does not always help but i find that accepting that this is happening usually helps me shorten the time where i feel like that
I feel like id have to work up to that but id do that on a dare. Gf will be confused why im ejaculating on a globe. Will probably make a thread like this to take suggestions on what to do
thanks for the (you)s and an ear I'll just fap'n nap and hope I return to feeling numb when I wake up
id probably reset the planet when i do that but leave peoples memories intact just so they know how weird and fucked their situation truly is
That's literally the plot of JoJo part 6
fuck another thing to add to my bcklog
Any more recommendations user?
do you believe in gravity?
oregano
I would go back in time and have all the girls put on mandatory anavar and HGH with weight training starting in 5th grade.
I would have the ability to change every aspect of my body at will at any time, being able to switch from ultra stacy to cute little librarian girl to skinny femboy and then to muscly chad. I would then have a lot of varying types of sex with different people
Id put everyone's mind and consciousness in the body of carnivorous dinosaurs.
>everyone wears yoga pants
Yikes. Have fun looking at morbidly obese, misshapen asses
>snap fingers
>all cats are free and protected from bad things
>be cat overlord
>snap fingers again
>cats can now walk upright and speak human
>raid petco/pet supply stores
>create cat haven
>have prison for people who are mean to cats
>they must pass SAW like tests to prove they are worthy
>if they live, they have to live as slaves
>years pass
>the world is a cat utopia
>on my deathbed
>surrounded by my closest cat friends
>my best friend cat holds my hand in her paw
>'....will you miss me, Buttons?'
>Buttons looks deep in to my eyes
>As I lay dying, she comes closer and whispers
>"meow meow meow"
>Die
i am an equal opportunity god
That's actually sweet of you. What else would you do?
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>your sperm cells are giant monsters
Honestly aside from the previously mentioned making a shrunk copy of the planet probably improve the world in ways that would not give away my omnipotence
Reality manipulation?
Yea, I would totally destroy the entire universe. Given the chance and powers, I would pulverize every single particle, until there is nothing left but stray photons flying aimlessly through the void. Fuck your reality.
>And yes this is a total incel fantasy scenario
Good for you following the thread guidelines
just go to sleep for a decade. wake up, check how the world changed, then go back to sleep for another
I'd erase chinese and indians from the planet.
I just want people to be monsters instead of just big fuckin bald monkeys. God damn i wanna be a yeti and fuck a centaur or a goo girl.
I would carry all conscious being in the multi-verse and beyond into the eternal night. Snuffing that ever-searching flame once and for all. I'd silence the heavens, and allow all that ever was, is and ever could be to experience that release simultaneously in unimaginable euphoria. Not by a snap of the fingers, but by a quick sh. The last sound to ever be heard.
Erase my family's memory of me ever existing so I can kill myself without feeling bad that they'd miss me.
that wouldnt give me what i want, so i'll probably just try to chill, realise nothing really matters, realise i can do anything i want, realise that it doesnt matter how much time i have left, enjoy every single moment from now on and just do my best.
>snap fingers
>all asian girls are at least 6'4 tall
>one is my gf
I also think the idea of some people accidentally wreaking stuff is funny as fuck.
>gf is getting dressed for work
>absent in thought she throws pantyhose over the mini earth
> meanwhile completely unknown for her the world suffers a nylon based cataclysm.
>cities get caught up in the thread and tsunamis form where the tights hit the water.
>unknown to her the survivors are trapped to her legs feet and crotch
>this is their existence now
Id meditate in my realm of martial arts and only leave protect the earth from threats I created.
There's only one right answer, everything else is a waste.
I'd play wizard ghost to a lot of women, walk through their walls, grow their tits, make my choice of clothing come to life and force itself on them, comb their hair and brush their teeth for them, all while being invisible.
>Wake up in the morning
>your sluttiest dress assaults you
>after a struggle you just give up and go to class in it and your seemingly equally enthusiastic heels.
> your hair and toothbrush seem to float through the air and for a sec you can feel your ass getting grabbed
> after all that weirdness and a tough day in class you go to study in the library when all of a sudden your bra feels too small
>tits explode the bra straps but the slutty dress is flexible
Wtf is going on no one knows but you are too busy and just accept it since no one would believe you anyways
I delete Yahweh and then I Ctrl+Z creation, all divine matter returns to the pleroma from the kenoma and all is as well as it should be.
I'd snap my fingers and make OP fag post the sauce
*snap*
>incel fantasy scenario
Good, my favorite.
I think a lot about this. I'd give myself the power suite of the Infinity Stones. I don't care if they're the actual stones or not - in fact, probably better if the powers are just innate, so they can't be lost or taken. Part of those powers is changing reality, so it fits. The powers I mainly want to make use of are reality changing, mind control/will bending/mind editing/whatever the fuck you want to call it, and instant travel to anywhere.
I'd give myself infinite money, perfect body, etc etc etc. I'd travel around (instantly) and fuck literally anyone I want to. Instagram whores, celebrities, anyone. They'd be infatuated with me because I'd make them be so.
I'd also edit reality to make certain ficitional characters real and make a harem of video game waifus/anime waifus/superheroines/etc.
And I honestly would use the powers to improve life on earth and all that shit, but I'd still be king shit.
I would turn all roasties who make those dumbass faces in photos for attention into short, poor currycels and then go back to sleep
why orbs
something about these girls makes me want to watch porn with a friend and suck eachother's dicks
Make myself come up with a proof for Riemann's Hypothesis and other math problems.
basically I would make earth a giant hell prison and make everyone immortal. everyone will experience the most terrifying and painful reality they could imagine for the rest of time. I would also include myself in this and mentally relinquish my powers, causing this to continue happening forever
I simulate the peak of a DMT trip with no time limit and then do whatever I feel like doing
Don't forget fingering her while she's in class.
Alter time to make humanity the greatest species alive and protect humanity by making the magnetic field stable. I would provide humanity ample amounts of water to also get rid of the possibilities of a water crisis.