>user, I'm full. I know you're trying to eat healthy but do you mind finishing this for me, babe?
What do you do?
User, I'm full. I know you're trying to eat healthy but do you mind finishing this for me, babe?
Samuel Stewart
Elijah Perez
>inb4 durr hurr no way fag *shoves plate into bitches face*
Parker Bell
Pick the cake up and force it down her throat. "Don't order what you can't finish, bitch."
Isaiah Powell
>sure I don't mind, since you're paying for it
Charles Ross
I eat. Glory to all Bulkingtons!
Blake Brown
I can't even picture a woman saying this. Get a to go container.
Julian Gomez
>no problem babe
then I return it to the staff, or put it in the bin if we're at home
>that was a piece of cake
If she doesn't react well to that then you need a new woman.
Xavier Roberts
Based
Carter Rodriguez
i tell her im also full
Anthony Garcia
There are so many things wrong here.
Where do I begin.
Luke Rogers
>let's take it home and ill finish it off your ass then finish on your ass if you know what i mean baybee hehehehehehe
Xavier Brooks
Your dad
Brayden Phillips
everytime i see a picture of a girl eating i just imagine the shit shell take later haha
Ryan Gomez
Finish it and then finish inside her pussy for the sole purpose of procreation
cringe
Samuel Davis
i would just eat it
and still save some room for dessert
Ayden Hughes
Yeah, in my mouth lol
Levi Miller
>why the fuck did you order it then
Nicholas Evans
>Get it to go and we'll split it later
Matthew Martin
>real life answer as a normal functioning being
no babe thanks, I'm trying to stick to my diet
>Yas Forums answer
if you're with a girl like this, fuck eat let's eat it BECAUSE ALL WE DO IS LIFTING FOR WOMEN URRR
Eli Williams
Eating dessert, do white people really?
Tyler Young
Dude it's fucking wild here in America
So we have appetizers, usually deep fried stuff, then the actual meal, and then dessert
But it can actually go up to 12 courses
What's wild is we're no longer the fattest country, we're falling behind
Asher Reed
Don't fucking eat it! It's a trap.
Women be like "Oh, I'm so hungry!" and they order a shit ton of food. And then they'll regret it, don't want to get fat and shove it down your throat.
I think it's a female instinct to get you fat and unatractive for other women.
Michael Ortiz
If i was a jannie i would ban you from making these posts. These are unrealistic and fucking stupid. Its not even funny go kill yourself
Dominic Cox
khv
Elijah Martin
>Implying that my girl doesn't eat the whole thing faster than a holocaust survivor on the rare occasion that I order dessert for her.
Ethan Wilson
>I'm not even on a diet, I genuinely fucking hate all pastries.
Anthony Walker
Trick question, she will eat at least half of it but wants you to have it in front of you so she doesn't feel guilty. Take a bite or two, showing you like it, then feed her a couple spoons. Pay the bill, take her home, wait till she is ready for a kiss. The go in but just hug her. When ahe looks at you confused spout out "wait? Haha, did you think this was a date? oh my, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to let you on like this, i see you as a friend but since you seem to want more I'm not sure that's going to work. Have a good night. " walk off audibly laughing to yourself
Jack Rodriguez
durr hurr no way fag *shoves plate into bitches face*
Brayden Richardson
YGMI !
You gonna make it !
Nicholas Ward
There's a homeless guy right outside of the restaurant honey, let's give it to him instead so we can go home early and read the Bible again.
Jonathan Green
I would eat it, because it looks tasty.