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Was doing some research in a salt marsh with a crew of folks. Person in the front fell in a hole hidden in the tall grass. I took the lead. Fell in another hole. Mire'd hard.

A woman stopped her car and allowed me to run past this morning, then slow drove after me for 2 turns and probably 2 or 3 minutes, like always 50 ft back. I was shirtless and it was cold and early so it's either a stalk mire or I'm in one of those crazy white people compilations.

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8 weeks five days till i had my friend look at my phone, i dont know what she thought but i had they to go find me a better mire since my timing was had always pretty goodanyway i couldnt half one outside with your friend standing over on the outside im not convinced im do to wanting

this is what getting muscular as a guy is like

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>jogging shirtless when it's cold outside.
Are you one of those autist?

Went to cousins house.
Show her my abs.
She touches them.
Solid
We walked over to my house holding hands.

>go to supermarket post workout before I shower to buy water
>just wearing wife beater and workout pants
>this guy behind me in line starts talking to me about my workouts
>he says "you look really good man, I wish my partner looked like that haha"
>start telling him his bro can, he just has to do 5x5 and read starting strength, eat protein, count macarons, ect
>finally it hits me this guy is acting kinda gay in his body language
>he wasn't talking about his bro/friend he was talking about his butt buddy
>I end the conversation and go to the checkout
>he's still talking to me and I'm just ignoring him
>finally walking outside and I don't want this homo knowing what I drive
>say sorry bros I gotta go bye
>he said "bye sexy"


Very weird feel. Fags make me so uncomfortable, They are like Soviet spies. You can never really tell who's a sodomite or not.

based southerner

Based retard poster

My wife hasn’t mired me in while. I’m trying to not her see me without a shirt for a while. Then maybe she’ll see a difference. It happened once before.

This is exactly how chicks feel when they don’t want to be flirted with

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>running shirtless first nice day of the year
>girl riding bike the opposite direct
>wave cause I am polite
>she looks up surprised
>"Shit, you're j-jacked"
>handlebars wobble and she rides off the sidewalk

First mire I have gotten

Walked past a kid and his dad at home depot today and he just looked at me and yelled "big muscles!"

It was pretty cute desu

Did jason genova post this?

cute larp, try posting a real story next time !

If guys don't approach girls nothing ever happens and the girls get upset anyway.

Had a little girl do that to me once too. Was walking behind me and said "mommy he's big!" It is a fun mire anyway.

At gas station a couple of months ago. Car pulls up and family gets out a mom, dad, and kids. Mom stares at me for a couple of seconds with fuck me eyes while rest of her family isn't paying attention walking inside. God I love milfs.

Old one but
>buying food at local grocery store
>walk around corner
>almost run over 5 year old
>she puts her hand up and, super sassy says
>"excuse me bae"
>not sure how to respond, I step aside
>she walks by
>later in checkout line, she's on her mom's shoulder
>keeps smiling at me and burying her face in her mom's shoulder
It was fucking adorable and made my morning

Little kid mires and old people mires are the most genuine. Kids speak their mind without or with very little tact, while old people are about to die so they don't give a shit anymore so they have nothing to lose by mirin'.

Imagine she crashes and breaks her arm haha how would you live with yourself haha

Kys roasty whore

She's probably already fucking niggers behind your back

not him but it makes you run faster to warm up and saves on laundry since i will be hot enough to sweat anyways

fuck what a chad, that cracked me up so damn hard

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None to report this week. Will notify when this changes. Thanks.

Must be rough getting offered sex multiple times a day

>Snapchatting with girl from bumble
>She sends me a picture of her tv while she's watch the Disney version of Hercules
>Captions it "hey look, it's you"
>tfw when I'm not not even that big

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She probably has PTSD from it.