>Hey user, I am currently at this beach tanning my body, and so are you it seems. The gym is a place where people go to do exercise and partake in fitness activities. I hear you are partial to the aforementioned, so why is it so that you are draped in a frog t-shirt still? Some would say that this would be odd when you take into consideration the location that we are currently both at. So why not remove said shirt and show off those shredded abdominals? [subtle vaginal contractions]
Hey user, I am currently at this beach tanning my body, and so are you it seems...
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>I've no need to take my shirt off, I bought a tan-through shirt as recommended by the vitamin d wiki
Ok
>We are currently all alone on this beach so I will just rape you while keeping my shirt on
Isn't the world on lockdown? Why are we at the beach?
>we are here to generate vitamin D and evoke a darkening effect in the epidermis of our skin duh
Because I dont have shredded abdominals
It's all or nothing baby. Want me to stay clothed or get completely naked?
btw if i get naked i might accidentally rape you teehee
For real though how do you guys tan?
Can't fool me with that language, bot.
I seriously need help with this. NEVER tanned before only got burnt, and I'm only getting paler being inside all the time.
>nice cheeks, mind if i sniff 'em?
>not tanning in the nude with your bros
ngmi
>vitamin d wiki
one of us! One of us!
Bitch why are your arms so hairy ?
I dated a girl like this when I was young. I didn't even realize it was unusual until I was messing with it trying to give her goosebumps and she got all
>I know. I'm sorry. I have hairy arms. :(
Then all of the sudden I was checking out girls forearms all the time.
Will just walking outside topless regularly get one a decent tan or do you really have to sunbathe?
kek
>Ruining flawless, healthy skin by radiating and drying it out in the sun
>Not obtaining a healthy glow by eating heavily pigmented carotenoid-dense foods like carrots and tomatoes via inducing low-level carotenosis
Y'all gonna look like shit by your 40's
It's a subtle change, but I did notice an improvement eating 1/g carrots per lb/bodyweight.
Changes the undertone of your skin, not a major darkening, but still makes you look healthier in my experience.
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You'd get the heaviest tan on your upper back / shoulders, tops of the ears, nose, etc, and a notably lighter tan on places like the legs, abs, etc
You'll tan, just not evenly, unless you sunbathe. A tanning bed would be the quickest and most even option
fpbp
reminds me of this one time i went on a camping trip with my family when i was in middle school and met a girl at the arcade on the campsite
I mean if you’re outside enough yes
>I hear you are partial to the aforementioned
No woman on Earth has this verbal skill. If only...
its cute if the hair is blonde, weird if its dark.
Uh no thanks
That's great, where are your parents?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>beats on her head with big ape hands
>rip her face off
>jack off and shit onto her exposed face flesh
I remember jerking it to this photo a decade ago.
Based and I envisioned the ape screech
Toll paid in full
>subtle vaginal contractions
fuck just broke my nofap
Sure thing babe