I miss the gym lads its been almost 2 months since they shut

I miss the gym lads its been almost 2 months since they shut.

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BBBRRRRRAAAPPPPPsnnniiiffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnniiiffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....sssssnnnniiiiiiifff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPFFFFLLLLPPPFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....ssnnnniiiiff.....hmmm...hhhmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmm....yes quite.....BBBRRRRPPPFFTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnniiiiiffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffff….yes….

A hot wet curry fart next my dear. The heat from your blessed arse wind has set my nostils ablaze.

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I'M GONNA, I'M GONNA ... COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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please don't save pictures of my wife

Leave my kitchen and dont come back until you are fully dressed you stupid whore.

Her butt is shaped weird.

Haha imagine that’s your stepmom and that’s just how she’s sitting while eating her apple and you drop your phone right in front of the chair and you bend done to get it without noticing her and when you do your nose dives right into her ass and she barely notices you at first but it feels good to her so she grinds into your face and then her pussy juice runs down your chin haha that would SO GROSS ew haha, and then what if for giggles you gave her a wedgie haha

I wanna take a really low quality rope and run it across her crack really hard and fast so it leaves a severe burn.

Same but with my dick haha

your mom is shaped weird

Haha that'd be so WEIRD haha

SKA-BA-DA-BA-DEE BRAPP BRAPP BADA BROPP
BRAP BRAPP BADA BROPE
BREE BRAPP BRAP BADA BROPP
BRAPP BRAP BADA BROPP

SKIBBY-DIBBY-DIB YO DUB BRAP-BRAP
YO BRAP-BRAP-BRAP
SKIBBY-DIBBY-DIB YO DUB BRAP-BRAP

YEEAAAH I'M THE BRAPMAN

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bros be honest, is OP's picture considered porn? will this affect my brain and essentially ruin nofap?

Yes and yes but it IS better than actual porn, it’s better to jerk it to pics of a hot bitch instead of to other people having sex

>ywn be accelerated in a brand new Bugatti Veyron to its top speed of 407km/h with your head sticking out of the sunroof and smashed face first into that fat brapster hanging off a low bridge

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it is porno yes

Feels good going to a gym that is open and only stopped the instructed boomer classes so the gym is pretty much empty all the time.

If you can post THAT, I can post this. That chick has barely any clothes on.

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MOOOOOODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
MANLET THREAD GETS DELETED BUT THIS SHIT DOESN'T"?"?"?"?!

Removed off pol and now your here

Fuck off lad its a fitness board.

well you see, there's no actual nudity. so clearly this image IS safe for work
t. porn loving janny

mmm yes very tasteful
exquisite sublime vogue haute couture
bless instagram for enlightening our plebian caveman culture

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Hmm okay bro

>TFW Yas Forums shifts back and forth between going "OMG hawt" to "This isn't SFW, MODS!!!!"

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That show is like tumblr vomited onto an edgy tween's self-insert fanfic on being the devil's child

Tumblr hates the show for being "problematic", kek.

I’m on 36 days of semen retention but somehow this shit doesn’t even phase me anymore. I think I’m starting to transcend

braps aside, times are shady. definitely buying some adjustable dumbells and a bench since i don't have much space. will upgrade then

Tumblr takes a microscopic lens to anything that even so much as suggest as its "progressive"

White family christmas special? eh.

Lesbian POC holiday movie with inclusivity of other cultures?
You bet your fucking ass its ableist, fatphobic, not enough ugly people, and at least 10 blog posts will be written about how its a step back for intersectionality and will be brigaded by tumblrerinas

It's why hollywood refuses to make these type of movies. Not because they don't want to, but because its putting a fucking target on your back. Stick with the family unit and sterile, actual problematic movies and the tumblr mongoloids will ignore you