Ok so I've been wearing these out and about, but there's one problem: boners. I get a boner when a lady looks at my peepee, which happens in these shorts because you can see my bulge. So when I'm walking around at, say 1/4 or 1/2 mast, my dick is pretty obvious apparent--which is really a vicious cycle. Do I wear different shorts, do I control my mind so I don't get a boner in the first place? I mean obviously my dick's not poking around in public, but he's pretty obvious.
Ranger Panties
Christian Rivera
James Cook
I'm a white dude with an average penis, but people sure do seem to notice. It's hard to not notice when it's freakin floppin around, and it's especially hard to notice when a woman takes a second look at the schlong. Idk what to do man, I love these shorts but I feel indecent.
Aiden Thompson
Just wear different shorts
Andrew Taylor
Personally, I don't mind if people notice my monstercock when I wear tiny shorts (which I often do) but the best way is that you shouldn't feel too self-conscious about it.
Julian Perez
These look like underwear, why would you wear shorts like this as pants unless you are a raging homosexual ?
Owen Rodriguez
Yes.
Mason Richardson
Just wear them faggot. Also, they are called silkies you fucking boot.
Josiah Price
stop using a trip, faggot
because they're hella comfy and I'm comfortable showing my body
not in the military but I appreciate your sentiment. I gotta just focus on getting less boners.
Christian Turner
Quintessentialy American post
Jose Clark
>I'm comfortable with showing my body
Then get over people being able to see your bulge
Also nice quads
Austin Gonzalez
OP. if you aren't a Marine stop wearing this shit in public. looks cringe and gay as fuck on someone like you. even Marines have stopped wearing this in favor of less faggy looking ones.
t. Marine
Luis Cook
Jack Davis
you and your marine buddies ever horse with each other? boys being boys? no homo
Tyler Harris
Hey OP, I wear those too because there's no reason girls are the only ones who get to look like thots in the gym. My ass is better looking than theirs 90% of the time anyway
Robert Miller
That doesn't even make sense you fucking retard. Why would /ppl/ post that.
Levi Garcia
Shut up amerilard. No one outside of America care enough about the military to know what military fashion is like
Isaiah Phillips
Because Yas Forums is full of closeted cucks obsessed with race
James Parker
Your full oh shit, my squad and I wear these lounging around or going out for a swim. Our nuts and dicks swinging in the breeze and no one gives a shit. Plus there not gay it’s just you
Angel Rivera
With no underwear underneath? What are they actually called? I might get some.
Cooper Morgan
Can you stop being stupid, please?
Nolan Bailey
All the time
Kys degenerate
Hunter Taylor
I fucking love looking at guys' bulges not gonna lie, my eyes are attracted to that shit like fucking supermagnets, especially if there's flopping action.
Brody Bell
Brayden White
>see my bulge
Bulge? Nigger, if I get a boner in those things, I'm poking out like a moray eel
Austin Ramirez
*joins the marines*
*cuts a hole at the back of my rangers panties*
Daniel Allen
It's just a hazing ritual, bro, haha
Isaac Wright
Post pics.
Bentley Carter
no one cares except for your stripper wife
that's what I'm saying man I just want to know if 1/4 - 1/2 mast is kosher
it's about as obvious as you'd expect, man. there's nowhere to hide. not even the waistband, surprisingly
Jeremiah Price
Not him but for me:
>they're very comfortable
>I'm okay with showing my legs
>women get turned on by my extremely long and muscular legs, especially when I'm wearing such tiny shorts
Kayden Russell
1. Wear briefs underneath? Good-looking ones not ugly shapeless 1980s tighty whities
2. Think of dead puppies?
At least that's how I do to avoid unwanted visible erections
Henry James
Silkies are the manlinest pt gear around.