Why aren't you training for the apocalypse you punk ass bitch?

I'll buy a ninja-to or damascus blade eventually. I'm just re-acclimating myself to the feel of a blade. getting used to the feel of a blade. Haha, fuck a sword. I used to swing around a 15lb fence pole. At that point, A regular sword will feel like a twig in your hands. Shotgun and blade are a powerful combo for home defense.

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Kek'd and checked.

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in the apocalypse you have the advantage because you can hide better and require less to eat

Why is it that even though I actually do the shit you're saying but you still sound cringy as fuck to me. I bet you're too scared of looking like a dork to actually play with your swords aren't you.

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That's only when we hang around white people, you guys always want to stick around for the bullshit and make a fucking tik tok about it.

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Lol, You pussy don't swing its axis like it's a ninja staff. Grab it by the ends and swing it like a man until your forearms can't grip that shit anymore.

It's not so much that I'm afraid of being dork. It's just that slashing at the air is inefficient form of training when done alone, even if it's shadow sword sparring, and I come off as a cringy wannabe like kairo seijuro. Now sparring someone with a bokken or shinai in public? I'd do that.

You're larping as a larper. You're not even pretending to do cool shit, you're pretending that you can do shit that only a retard would want to do in the first place. I know because I am that retard. If you're gonna pretend to be something, pick something cooler.

I'm no larper, I merely take my craft so seriously that I don't even deem myself worthy of pursuing it. But if i actually did do it, No hema or kendo champion on this earth would be able to defeat me.

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>That shit won't defend you against the demonic invasions you book fag
Bullshit, I'm not afraid of the Jews

>hollowed blade
Enjoy your chinese shit breaking after 2 hits

Man being eaten alive by zombies would be so fucking hot
I might coom

I don’t feel like it.

What is the best source of protein in a post-apocalyptic America?

>Not just getting a buckler and a main gauche if you absolutely must melee

>physical strength
>being important in an apocalypse
lmao
*clocks shotgun*

>Proceeds to die in the first week of apocalipse

>I'm no larper
ok larper

OK mr badass I will remember this and won't share my chicken eggs with you.

how can one man be so based?

>clocks
also enjoy getting shot from 200+ yards beyond your effective range, clown

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I'm surprised guys can even write at this board