Summer is almost here you fellas got your beach bods yet?

Summer is almost here you fellas got your beach bods yet?

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I’m short fat pale and have man tits

Have you tried to just remove them

I think I'm finally ready for the beach, feels good man

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If that’s really you congrats on the weight loss. If you haven’t spent those trump bux use that for the skin removal surgery.

how do i achieve xeno mode?

>tfw you have the shoulders chest and arms of the guy on the left, but the core of the girl in the middle

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>5'3"
>can't tan

It doesn't matter if I have abs or not, I'm not winning any eyes at the beach.

Summer is cancelled due to COVID-19.

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How old are you? You have time to grow.

is it really only 1200 bucks?

I'm fat and ugly but I'm working on it. Doing research on stuff and learning recipes so maybe by next year I'll be confident enough to do stuff with my shirt off and wear clothes that fit well.

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Gay chink disease is gonna cancel summer but i’m keeping myself lean enough to be able to drop to 10% fairly quickly just incase life returns

No wtf. I look like shit right now.

dude, AT LEAST post your feet bro

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Well it depends on your health care service. I dont know how much yours will pick up. Mine picks up 50-60% of all surgeries.

okay so it will 2400 bucks then?

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Lol came here to post this. Based OG doom poster

Not yet, time to take my cut to the next level

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Is John Romero natty?

uncanny

Summer was cancelled because of the best virus
Moose out front should have told you

>HEAVY METAL STARTS PLAYING
If you’re on the east coast and live in the US

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OH MY GOD., HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgGG PLEASE LET ME WRAP MY DICK AROUND YOUR SKIN AND FUCK IT, I ALREADY DEFORMED MY FLESHLIGHTS... PLEASE I BEG YOU

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fucking lost

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imagine this fetish actually existing

LMAO

based doggobro

Tittyfuck, unless they are fake ones

west coast USA. Looked it up and it said a "Panniculectomy" (tightening of the lower abdomen) is like 10 grand. All the other stuff seems to be able to be "fixed" by getting muscle.
Guess I'll start saving up then lol.

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I'd need to gattaca my shins if I wanted to get taller at this point.