>"You can dispense with the sperging DYEL, Iam here to put you back in shape."
"You can dispense with the sperging DYEL, Iam here to put you back in shape."
Camden Myers
Caleb Ortiz
>Zyzz is coming here?
Leo Scott
>It's an old workout but it checks out
Thomas Smith
I assure you Lord Vader, we're kipping as fast as we can
Lucas Richardson
>Hello there.
Joseph Lewis
>*Sigh* Somehow, DOMS has returned.
Brandon Wilson
>"Yes and he is very displeased with your current ROM."
Bentley Rogers
General Trenobi
Josiah Johnson
>We shall double our sets
Ayden Long
>very displeased
>your current
It's "most displeased" and "with your apparent lack of".
Sorry, I can be a nerd sometimes
Easton Myers
>My lifts have double since we last met, cunt
>Good, twice the pride, double the snap
Joshua Gutierrez
gay
Isaac Harris
>I hope so for your sake DYEL, Zyzz is not as natty as Iam.
Nathaniel Clark
Mega kek
Thomas Thomas
>Back away! I will deal with this /fraud/ slime myself.
>I've been trained in your barbell arts by Count Swolo.
Isaiah Cook
why are you gay
Camden Rodriguez
>these are not the roids you're looking for
Jason Johnson
>The gains are with you young Yas Forumsizen...but you are not a bloatloard yet.
Julian Sullivan
>he can go about his calisthenics
Benjamin King
LIGHT SIDE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
John Myers
>twice the load, double the snap
Christian Watson
>Don't try to frighten us with your Rippetoe ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient workout has not helped us conjure up gains or given you clairvoyance enough to find a gf
Camden Edwards
>YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY FORM
Josiah Scott
>If only you knew the power of the fraud side!
Brayden Cruz
>I find your lack of mirin disturbing.
Mason Price
>I find your lack of sqwats disturbing
Logan Wright
>You have failed Zyzz..Iam a natty...like my father before me.
Austin Peterson
>Don't try it
Daniel Brown
>Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Swoleguis the Hueg ? I thought not. It's not a story a manlet would tell you
Juan Turner
>Your feeble gains are not match for the power of the fraud side
Benjamin Green
>So be it...... Natty
Kevin Cook
>Hello, I am C3PO, human-manlet relations
Jose James
>I thought not. It’s not a story the Natty would tell you. It’s a Tren legend. Darth Roideis was a Swole Lord of the Tren, so powerful and so wise he could use the test to influence the myocytes to create muscle… He had such a knowledge of the ana side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from cutting. The ana side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his gains, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice snakeoiled him in his cycle. Ironic. He could save others from twinkess, but not himself.
Jack Wright
>*SNAP*
>AAAAAAAGGGHHHH
Ian Perez
>Is it possible to achieve this body?
Liam Hill
>you were my gymbro, Anakin, I loved you (no homo)
Justin Hill
>Not naturally.
Noah Reed
>Not from a natty...
Brandon Morgan
kek
>No, I am your spotter.
Matthew Young
>it's over Anakin, I have the higher test
Owen Cook
*squat grunt, dropped plate noise, explosive breath, re-rack sound*
Nathan Anderson
Asher Bell
>If you out-rep me, I shall become more swole than you can possibly imagine.