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Mickey Rourke happens to be my all time favorite actor. Year of the Dragon, Angel Heart, Pope of Greenwich Village, Rumble Fish, The Wrestler, and on and on, he picks bad roles at times but he almost always knocks his parts out of the park. Please tell me your stories friend, I'm very interested in your first-hand knowledge of this great man.

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I would never try to downplay his ability to play a role in a movie; he's a terrific actor. But what many people don't understand is that Mickey has a long history of amateur fighting (mainly boxing). I used to work as a personal trainer in the L.A. area for up-and-coming boxers that wanted to get their skillset locked in before a debut or whatever. Although I had many D-list celebrities work with me for roles and what not, Mickey was by far the most well-known actor that I ever worked with. I was friends with another trainer at my local gym that had worked with him since the late 90s and he told me to "watch myself around him." Although I thought he was joking, he was completely serious.

I can go into greater detail if anyone is interested, but I'll just green post incidents that happened when I worked with him.

>when light sparring with other students, he would ALWAYS hit with full force and constantly cheap shot after the bell. Had a few students drop out of class because of this and, in turn, it cost me money.
>He would, on a weekly basis, try to pick fights with members of the staff and other students in the class. He would often claim they were "looking at him funny," and cheap shot them when they were grabbing water or walking towards the locker room
>When the student would recover and try to fight back or protect himself, Mickey would sick his 6'8, 300lb+ bodyguard on him while Mickey would throw punches from behind his guard.
>Even though I've trained all my life as a boxer, he would constantly try to take over class and teach bad technique
>At one point I had to stop him because he was literally advocating for students to lead into shots with their head because, "the top of the head is very thick and will break their hand." We all laughed and called him Bas Rutten for a few weeks
>Constantly pervy with female gym attendants and staff. Would routinely grope them and act like an idiot
>ALWAYS smelled like shit/sweat

sounds fucking based to me, yes go in to more detail

You sound like a dumb faggot and a bad trainer, Mickey is based.

to be fair, if you tried to punch Rourke on the top of his head your hand would crumble like a graham cracker

A family friend used to train and work with Steven Seagal and he's almost exactly like this as well.

The top-of-the-head technique really only works within the realm of bare-knuckle boxing. With standard boxing or MMA, it doesn't really work. If you lead with your head within the latter 2, you're asking for violent brain trauma, CTE, and talking like you're drunk before you turn 40.

how many chicks did he bone at your gym? Will we see another, another 9 1/2 weeks?

tell us more Mickey Rourke stories nerd

Striked me as the type. Go on please.

You have to be 18 to post here.

I already told you I'm 31 and Rourke is my favorite actor, my favorite film of his is Year of the Dragon by the genius Michael Cimino with a script written by Oliver Stone. He sounds like a cool dude, and the other guy sounds like he agrees with me. Don't get so assblasted over it

get fucking dabbed on

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I'll tell you a story when he came in still high/drunk from a 48-hour bender

>we train a few times a week
>Mickey comes in abnormally high from a bender he was on for, in his words, a "48-hour fuck fest"
>think nothing of it and tell him we're getting warmed up
>one of the ways we warm up is through light jogging around the room for 5-10 minutes and jump rope for 5-10 minutes
>after a few minutes of jogging, Mickey is pouring sweat all over the place
>He's got twitchy movement and his jaw is swinging back and forth
>another trainer tells me that "he looks like he's on coke or speed"
>we break students off into pairs for light sparring to work on new techniques and what not
>Mickey wants to spar with the best boxer in our gym; a golden-glove boxer trying to go pro
>I tell Mickey it's probably not wise because the boxer will see the techniques telegraphed before he ever gets a chance to get reps in
>argues with me so we all end up agreeing to it
>as usual, Mickey is going full force with haymakers but the student slips them with ease
>we usually go for a 3 rounds of light sparring then swap other pairs of students in, but Mickey isn't having it
>The more Mickey misses his shots, the more angry and violent he's getting
>at this point, Mickey has been throwing haymakers for about 5 minutes straight
>Any fighter will know, this is how you wear yourself out
>Once Mickey starts mouth breathing and leaving his chin exposed, our student starts lighting him up
>I go to stop the sessions because Mickey is clearly not covering up and, essentially, the fight is over.
>before I make it into the ring to split them up, Mickey projectile vomits all over the ring and the other boxer
>we're all just kind of like "wtf, man?"
>As I try to split them up, Mickey says "fuck no! fuck no! I want to get a piece! Let's go, motherfucker!"
>keeps getting lit up and keeps vomitting
>At this point, myself and the other trainers were more pissed than anything because we knew we'd have to (cont).

based. fuck whores

man's a fucking hero, why the fuck would you complain about shit like that, you're gonna be a beta bitch at that age while he'll still be slaying poon in his 80s

>we'd have to clean this up
>the entire gym smells like funky armpit, a little bit of swamp ass and the sour smell of vomit
>Not even joking, Mickey must've been drinking his ass off because he had like 2 gallons of vomit in and out of the ring and it smelled like rotten food, beer and stomach acid
>we clear the students out and tell them we'll reschedule something later in the week and they won't have to pay for the session
>Mickey is standing out front with his body guard, smoking a cigarette and he still hasn't showered or changed clothes
>He's talking to some kind of media people out in front of our studio
I'm sure if you look around, you may find the interview from around 2008-2009 or later. What made myself and the other trainers mad was that the gym owner was being paid extra to let Mickey train their exclusively and, in a sense, act like an entitled asshole. But the backlash cut into our profits as trainers as we were losing clients and having to cut classes short on account of his antics. Many of us left or chose not to work with him. I'm sure he's a decent guy when he's not high as a kite on coke and liquor.

dude likes to party and other people can't handle watching a man have a good time is what it sounds like to me

have you ever tried training after a 48 hour coke bender? The guy is a saint for even showing up and trying

you're right, and she sneers at him with her eyes as she mouths it. the fucking nerve of this roastie, I cannot believe he just say there and took it. Should have left at minimum.

I don't want to financially provide for women lol

>defending drug addicts and their behavior
I hope people like you get the rope. Pure degenerate filth!

>muh drug addicts
dude isn't shift supervisor at whatever faggot desk job you hold kid, he's an actor, and a damn good one. If he wants to party like the other actors after turning in better performances than any of those faggots then let him