A GALLON every single DAY?

>a GALLON every single DAY?

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>hfw he sees my lipid panel

>It's been HOW LONG since you last had sex???

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>"You eat HOW MANY eggs a day??"

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Whoops sorry, meant to put never.

>You thought eating an entire raw onion every day would do WHAT??

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>1g per pound of body weight???

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>GOMAD? Don't mind if I do!

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>"Mooing...mewing? Like this??"

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>You said she was built for WHAT?!?!?!?

>and where exactly is "snap city"?

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Good one doc. We're in your orthopedic clinic.

>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT YOU HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?

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>he kept looking at the nurses like this and whispering "Imagine"

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>So you think wanting to dominate "twinks" as you call them is a natural side effect of high testosterone?
>It appears you are a deeply closeted self hating homosexual user, would you like me to get into contact with a therapist?

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>Sir... How can I put this... you are not a power lifter or "bear mode", you're just fat

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Yes. And I drink it raw with eggs. Got any problems with that?

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YOU HEARD ME.
THREEE DAYYYYHSSS

;)

>GOMAD AND SS??

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All these docs are dyel ngmi

>You wanna get big AND be natty? Good luck user

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>The reason you're here is because you hurt yourself lifting for-.. women?

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Kek
>The angry Canadian binge eater on youtube said I dont have to

>form has bit where it asks for your sex
>put down "lots"

SCARY MONSTERS
SUPER CREEPS

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I, too, have shirts that are too small.

I don't get this post, am I missing something?

>...you mean, zero dollars?

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This is a good and funny idea for a thread. No sarcasm, Thanks op

HAHAHAHAAH

>This is a good and funny idea for a thread. No sarcasm, Thanks op

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Get lost loser

>He said you had to eat all the eggs?

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Nobody thinks this is funny. These retarded soijack posters are just the newest "no u."
Whenever i see a soijack i just imagine the person typing it looks like the soijack. And its just a guy going like "this is you lol this is what you look like"
Shut the fuck up you tiny tricked disgusting looking midget dyel FUCKER. Id break your fucking neck like a chopstick cunt.