Day 42 of quarantine

>Day 42 of quarantine
>muscles are completely atrophied
>beer belly is back
>no idea how to cut my own hair
This shit's getting unbearable, when will it end AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

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i like nuggies

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Sucks to be you. I'm browsing this shithole of a board in between sets of skullcrushers currently. I've not only kept gains but made more. Brb after completing my set.

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SO DO I
I STUFF MY FACE WITH THEM EVERY DAY BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO EAT
I'M GETTING REAL SICK OF NUGGIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This lockdown is a great excuse for all the weak willed pussies to go back to being fat sacks of shit. If you had any motivation at all you’d figure out how to stay in shape.
>beer belly
Oh the gym closing made me drink beers all night

Well, the beer belly never really "went away" to be honest. It's just gotten a little bigger. I still can't stand this lockdown though

It was about a year since I had gone to get my hair cut. It started bothering me just a bit too much. I took the kitchen scissors, smacked my hand on my head, and started clipping any hair that was coming above the gaps of my fingers. I grabbed my hair with a flat hand, and just cut the hair coming from between my fingers. Now I have short hair, which doesn't look horrible. I also did some trimmings on spots I didn't get with the main method. Took about 20 mins after a shower, in the shower, without a mirror. just used a wall mirror in the trimming part to see the details.

Now that you mention it, isn't that pretty much what they do at the barber shop?

nobody cares about your hair

>t.never have a job where he's expected to look presentable

> push ups
> sit ups
> squats
> dips
> burpees
> lunges
> running
> fill a bag with canned food or bottles of water to do resistance exercises

You clearly dont care that much about actually being in shape if you havent looked up or done any of the most basic exercises that you can do at home with no equipment or at most a couple of chairs and some household items for weight.

Post picture of your head please

Just do bodyweight stuff to maintain, get adjustable dumbbells to help

Meant for

Yes, and that is what I did, but instead of doing the fancy thing with 3-4 fingers and a comb, I just used all my fingers and kitchen scissors.

I will have to refuse this request out of being paranoid about posting pictures of myself on the internet. I will tell you however, I don't know how good my hair looks from around me, I simply cut my hair short due to the superior functionality of short hair during manual labor and because it lowers the amount of shampoo and time I have to use in the shower. However, my father had no comment about it, didn't even laugh at my hair, and my mother said that I did a pretty good job, and that I would still need to do some trimming with some hair trimmer machine at the back of my head, which I refuse to do, as I see it as a complete waste of time, since it doesn't improve my functionality. My hair is about 1-2cm long everywhere around my head, except that from the front/middle to the top of the skull, my hair is about 2-3cm, which is what I usually get at a barber shop.

If you care about how your hair looks, you can just do a clean shave, or cry yourself to sleep like the faggot you are.

>paranoid about posting pictures of myself
Dude come on. You can post w picture from above, or blue out any facial characteristics.
I just want to see if you look like the JUST meme

I agree. You would be doing a service for many of us anons who may be stuck inside for many more weeks

Turns out I can't even post pictures, since it's been banned due to abuse. Don't know why this has happened, but you'll just have to do the best you can or ask help from a relative or gf or someone you trust.

sad! I just hit 225 lb bench for 5 reps last night. my 5x5 has gone up 30 pounds over the last month and a half

I’m in for pictures of dudes self haircut only

hairlet cope

The jannies don't give a fuck, there are tons of pics (with blurred/blacked-out faces) at any given time on this board. Don't be afraid user

Fuck this negro

This post is way too based for this board friend. But you're completely right.

This guy's right.

I've had long hair, normal hair, and right now I'm rocking a buzz and like a 4. My hair hasn't changed shit about anything.

Just fucking buzz it down, it very likely doesn't matter at all for you.

i'm legit buying a set of adjustable dumbells when this is all over.

>>no idea how to cut my own hair
underage alert

So 26 is underage?

same user, i was about to hit 1pl8 ohp/2pl8 bench too, prolly my only accomplishment ever in my life and then coronavirus shut everything down
probably going to kill myself since the universe is so intent on keeping me unhappy

No need to kill yourself. If you can make it that far once, you can do it again

nah bro. i have no skills or talents or friends, and then i get into lifting and I'm not even good at it either but at least I was making progress even if it was slower than everyone else but I enjoyed it,
it was a time to forget everything in my head and actually feel something, anything. and then everything went to shit, and now i have nothing.
some people lost their jobs and might lose their homes and here I am bitching about not being able to lift weights on the internet like a whiny cunt. im fucking worthless bro