ITT:
>ITT:
Yas Forums is an anonymous messageboard on a wall in an ancient greek city
Bupalus you pig headed fool
Somehow a sculptor and also a tool
Full of envy unable to repress
Sculpting the muscles he does not possess
He carries great marble
Yet cannot carry his wife to bed
Lets his slaves plough his fields
He opts to plough his mother instead
-you know who
nigga u gay
i'm sick as shit of everyone here being a flaming homosexual
I wonder now, and ask I'd rather:
is my sexuality of any matter?
-OP
Wanted:
Young calf to be carried daily
Literally built for BPC
If dubs i'll leave the gate open for Macedon's armies
.tau Commander of the guard
today i buggered a mans behind
BPC?
Big Persian Cock
You guys arent seriously taking Socrates' lifting advice right? I heard he was a feeble fat homosexual
Big persian c*ck
Unlike you? I thought so. Fuck off back to Galatia tribesnigger
Is Kykeon good for you?
BEHOLD
A MAN
>he followed Plato's routine
Ahem....
FUCK PHILOSOPHERS
FUCK EMPERORS
FUCK NIGGERS
>ancient greek
>writing a limerick
>tfw not even Medusa will look at me
Meet me behind the Agora if you want a good time
Do a better job plebian
Flavius, you son of a bitch!
-Marcus
So sick of all the Citizien supremacists shitting up the board. If i wanna fondle some cute Roman boys i can. Not like they can get pregnant anyways
Its plebeian and that was a Roman class. Jesus fuck, you wannabe historian faggots disgust me
populares or optimates?
Lmao the tyrant is a retard for how he's freaking out about Macedon, i mean Phillip has one lucky shot against the Phocians and suddenly he's some kind of great conqueror?
I mean he's fighting basically the entirety of Hellas for the pantheon's sake.
Fucking tyrant, probably cant even lift lmao2stones
Fuck off back to the reddit wall on the other side of the temple. Fucking historians man, cant have any fun
Your "fun" is a tired, forced meme baiting for screenshots to be reposted on plebbit. Take this larping faggotry back to the discord servers
Cant believe Minos still claims the bull was natty. How many times does Daedalus have to btfo this claim before he'll finally just admit it?
rip the minotaur tho, he truly left humanity behind
>NOOOOOOOOOO you cant just have fun shitposting! Every thread has to be about muh corona workouts, thotposting, cbt or fph!!!!!!!!
Yas Forums is fucking boring if nobody atleast tries to make it fun.
Its the same damn threads every single day
BIG PATRICIAN CONQUEST
How can I posses the physique of Milo of Croton? Aid me, brothers, for I look like mighty Hephaestus in face, and basement dwelling Hades in body
>How do I Platomode?
Thank you for exemplifying my case. The screenshots are semi-organic shitposts to relevant threads. The repackaging of them is for getting upvotes from mouthbreathers. You are part of the cancer, not the cure for boredom. Kys and take as many thotposters with you as you can