Dubs decides

hello, based department?

fuck that OP just go put your dick in her mouth

OP YOU GOTTA DO IT

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y-you too

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Tell her if she dosent suck it she will have to pry her dead dog off of your cock.

my fucking sides
PLEASE be real

Next dubs decides. Do better faggots

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Beyond based

Roll

how much do u weigh

I'm a party girl, in a party world

...

Roll

I have this fetish. Can I collect your cum, then mix it with my whey protein?

Give me your digit and adress now

Ask her how much she squats

Okay now say

“U catch ligma yet”

This guy looks better than you ever will cow MOOOOOOOOO MURRRRRRRRRRR MURRRRRRRRR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Do it faggot

doesnt matter if youre expecting dick, what matters is if youre ready for dick

Oh i was just browsing the chins. Accedently sent you that instead of posing it. Hey did you know onions increase your test?!
Sorry its a /fit thing. Im a virgin and will keep it that way shaping my body in the image of god. Corinthians 6:20

Say LIGMA DO U HAVE LIGMA

these two in succession, fag

That's fucking stupid. Eat shit and die faggot.

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OP IT IS SET IN STONE

>bumble makes woman texts first.
>her opening line is “tell me a pick up line”
God women don’t even fucking try, do they? I would’ve opened with something a lot harsher.

kek

dont you retards realize that this will just result in him sending "roll"? if so, pretty based

Say

I’m SUCH A DOOMER HBU

there is more
do it bitch

K

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Why does your nose look like you lost a fight with Rocky?

i'll done told you the same god dang thing my mam. Man.
You know what I told it? I say I say I say zumba babygirl. My dick in your poochie. Talk about zoom. Ba.
So then I'll cut your throat open.
Its all about spot reduction baby and these wizard eyes see all the demons

SAY

IM SUCH A DOOM COOM COOMER DOOMER

They keep deleting the /sig/ threads and this thread lives on.

Do you even know how much they pay a janny?

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Based

two left

Roll

Say "I'm not a bot I've actually been asking people on a website what my replies should be to you, that's why they sound random and quirky. But the following response is legitimate: I want to fuck your anus until it prolapses."

Get off dating apps friend, it has the most shit tier women which is are 90% of the population at this point

COOM DOOM COOMER

IM SUCH A DOOOMER PLS FUCK ME

Winrawr

THOSE ARE TRIPS NOT DUBS

This

one time I went to the gas station and this retard behind the cash register gave me this hot tip that if you mix the red and blue flavor together you get grape

This too

what are your thoughts on our lord and saviour adolf hitler?

COOMEERR DOOM COLM IM A DOOMER PLS FUCK ME IM. A DOOMR

technically the first one wasn't dubs but in fact trubs

Anal :)

Maga trump did nothing wrong

Peepeepoopoo
Nigger nigger jew jew
Gotta dodge the chink flu
Trannys get the rope too

eat my shit and THEN put your mouth on my dick uwu

BRO

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if i was on tinder and a girl said
>lay it on me, your best quarantine pick up line
you know what i would say?
>You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

On a serious note, what are your thoughts on necrophilia?

You have a big pust

Personally I think hisoka is a pretty based guy

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I'm a tranny btw idk if that matters

DELIVER
RIP muh nigga had a legendary roll I'll never forget.