Post autistic things you do in the gym, or did

post autistic things you do in the gym, or did.
>do breakfall for fun in gym
>girls sees it and asks if i know judo
>say yes
>she asks if i can show her some cool judo thing
>in lack of jacket i grab the collar thing on her tank top training bra thing and then her elbow
>do that one that you learn in the beginning where you sweep their feet
>accidentally snap her training bra
>she excuses profusely and says she's so sorry
>i run out of there into the toilet

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you can see how she lusts for him in the mirror, she's literally eyefucking him

>hair flipping
>back arching
yeah I'm thinking he got mired

so fucking obvious

The smile of the dude at the end. That's how you know you made it.

>literally eyefucking
jesus i hope not

the STATE of VIRGINITY

stfu twat. you probably act just like that bitch in the gym lmao

cant you see? she wants him

This might be the most pathetic same fagging Ive ever seen

What?
I remember when this guy originally posted it, he got (you)'d to hell with people laughing at him, and now you compliment him?
What a shitty board

kek this is beyond obvious

>actually believing this

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what a chad, you can see his chad strut when he walks away from the rack

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Damn, she really wants that dick

newfags, this board is schizophrenic ffs

now thats what i call a chad stride. The woman in the back got so wet she had to wipe herself down just looking at him

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>chad stride
this is not it. Thats a beta stride or a wannabe chad stride

Love him or hate him she really do be wanting that dick

virgen detected

I lift to the sound of Mongolian Throat Singing and I sing along as loud as I can in the deadlifts

LOL WHAT ARE YOU INCELS TALKING ABOUT SHE NEVER LOOKS AT HIM SHE JUST STOPPED TO REST

red pill
>OMG my ass is so fucking hot I am so fucking hot jesus I am hot
women can only think in a capacity that revolves around them.

I know it's a meme at this point, but what would you do if you saw this guy in your gym, in the squat rack? Honestly I probably go up to him and say "Hey, bro, can I use that once you're done?" He gives me a "Y-yeah, sure man!" and I walk off.
I go to my car and wait. After he's finished with his workout (he probably spends an extra five minutes looking around for me, confused that I'm not on the rack right now) I watch him leave the gym. Maybe he gets in his car to drive back home, maybe he walks.
Either way, I follow.
I follow him back to his dwelling and watch him enter. I give him a couple of minutes, then I knock on the door.
He opens it. I cover his mouth and push him inside.
He's struggling, but he's DYEL so who gives a fuck? I get him on the ground and get his pants around his ankles. And then I enter him missionary style. Most guys would fuck a twink like that doggy, but not me. My goal is humiliation; men fuck other men from behind, but women get fucked on their back like bitches.
I go to town on this lad's boyhole, get his ankles up on my shoulders, get him squealing amd wriggling. I cum inside him and fill him with a big, sticky load, and place him on the ground.
He thinks I'm finished, and then I grab his head and start to jack myself off with his mouth. I probably giggle watching his eyes cross and seeing creamy bits of precum fling off of his chin. He's waiting for the final humiliation, when suddenly I spin him around, get him airborne, and start fucking his ass midair. His legs wrap around my midsection for support, his back arches as I wrap my fingers around the back of his head and thrust into my new fucktoy. He's got a messy asshole from my last load, and this slick fucking is just what I need to finish my night.
I pump my second and final load into him, then drop him on the ground. He's delirious from multiple prostate orgasms.
I leave and return to my house, kiss my wife, and then sit down for a home cooked meal with the kids.

newfag

Can i be your wife

what did you hope to accomplish with this post you actual autist? Get a hobby

Yas Forums is the gayest board and that's a good thing because /lgbt/ is infested with disgusting diaperfag pedotrannies.

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idk op seemed to turn out quite fine though

>in lack of jacket
train universal grips faggot