Haha imagine being reborn as a 10 yearold with all the knowledge you had now and being a gigachad in highschool instead...

Haha imagine being reborn as a 10 yearold with all the knowledge you had now and being a gigachad in highschool instead of a dweeby neckbeard and having more than frequent sex and orgies with all the stacies and cucking Chad at 15 by breaking his leg in football. Haha

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What a boring post

> was freakishly tall for my age
> 6foot at age 13
> qt half asian half greek girl at my school come with her group of hotties
> come talks for abit and sits on my lap
(I think she was wanting to test the big guy-big dick theory)
>being the autistic shy nerd that I was kind of balance her ass on my thigh rather than pull her right onto my cock
> she was super flirty and kept wiggling her ass onto my crotch and I kept moving her back to my thigh
> anyway the lunch bell rings and its time to go back to class
> after that she was back to her normal self and we harldy ever talked/flirted

Fuuuck man if only I could go back and pull that ass in close.. maybe slip a hand onto her thigh and go on from there.
Fck i was such a sperg back then.

>Haha imagine being reborn as a 10 yearold with all the knowledge you had now and being a gigachad in highschool instead of a dweeby neckbeard and having more than frequent sex and orgies with all the stacies and cucking Chad at 15 by breaking his leg in football. Haha

We'll be stuck with this pasta for a few weeks, won't we

>55309423

>Weirdo loner
>Was the "Science kid" who always talked about space
>No friends
>Bowl haircut
>Puberty happens
>Still 5'6
>Still 120 lbs
>Still have chubby cheeks even though I was skelly
>Still had wide hips
>Didn't even get a GF until Junior year of HS
>Didn't even have sex until a week before my 17th birthday
>Start going to the gym
>155 lbs, bench 2PL8 OHP 1PL8
>Bulked too much, now fat
>Quarantine hits
>No Gym, go skelly mode again
>Trying to cut to abs but abs not showing
>18 Now and still have no friends
>Last two relationships didn't work
>Lonely and stuck at home

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You forgot the part at the end where you make it

>10 year old
>not a ghost able to give health advice to your expecting parents

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Better than being me.

>6 foot 1 decent build
>multiple girls make passes at me over the years
>I’m autistic and just think they want to be friends
>at freshman homecoming dance a hot blonde asks me to dance
>I SAY NO
>WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY NO I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT I JUST IMMEDIATELY SAID NO
>end up dating the same girl for 3 years
>huge tits and ass but a little chubby and not pretty
>dump gf and finally fuck my dream girl when I’m 18
>go to college
>act autistic again
>another long term relationship

I could have a much higher body count but I wasted my youth by being autistic and smoking weed every day.

>Haha imagine being reborn as a 10 yearold with all the knowledge you had now
that's called having good parents

>interviewed for a position at my company back in February
>hiring manager liked me so much he sets up an interview with his boss the following week
>didn't hear anything for months
>job was perfect for me, exactly what I wanted and paid really well
>hiring manager calls me yesterday to tell me he narrowed it down to me and someone else out of dozens of candidates and decided to pick the other guy

What's the best way to kill myself?

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2pl8 bench at 155? Holy fuck, go to a PL meet already

>>hiring manager calls me yesterday to tell me he narrowed it down to me and someone else out of dozens of candidates and decided to pick the other guy

What a dick thing to say

The only thing that makes me happy right now is lifting heavy and joking with my roommates. I just want to disappear and travel the country or something. I hate how I've lived for a while now. There are so many things that I wish I wanted to do. So many things that I am able to do but just can't. It's not loneliness, I felt this way even when I had a girl. It's so hard not to drink myself to sleep everyday. It's hard to sleep, it's hard to get up. It's hard to make myself a meal. Everything disgusts me. Reading people's uninformed opinions disgusts me. Seeing people go through life and be happy despite their mediocrity disgusts me. My peers moving to Houston for some God awful office job disgusts me. The goal in life is to buy a house in Katy, Texas. The goal in life is to watch your daughter play soccer, go to a state school, and marry some faggot who loves watching Netflix original programming. Alternatively, the goal is to live authentically. Authentically living means moving to Austin and getting American Traditional tattoos. Authentically living means voting blue no matter who. I'm living authentically because I work in media and have rejected what my parents like. There's no way out. Why isn't there an exit? Am I going to live for the next 70 years like this? I hate being so stupid. I hate being so lazy. I hate the things that used to make me happy and I don't love anything in exchange of this. Everything I liked as a kid is dead, I can't even be a lifelong infant. Last time I jerked off I couldn't get hard. Even if I moved rural I'd hate that, too. The problem is with me I just don't know how to fix it. I want to impress people with the things I've done. I want to impress myself with what I've done. I don't want to be a failure. I want to be loved. I want to love myself. I don't want to disappoint anyone I don't want to hurt anyone and I don't want to die. I don't know what I want to do. As anyone been here before? What did you do?

This isn't your wattpad faggot

im there right now user, the only thing that keeps me going is how fucking gay it would be to end it

Do women even feel things like this or are we males doomed to suffer this mindset alone?

I would not do this, because it would only extend the duration of my mental illness

Quite based

She was making fun of you in front of her friends you autistic mess.

My neighbours are Polish, they have a cousin in Poland whose 6'2 and 12 years old. I was completely fucking amazed when I saw that lad.

i laughed too hard at this

>psst psst
>.....
>that's right you, you too ugly fatties
>.....
>come here
>......
>here's the money for that abortion
>.....
>good luck.

You're not alone user. God speed.

If you had potential to be a chad you would 90% likely have been one already

You would just go through high school in more or less the same manner because your genetics are subpar, which is what originally made you a dweeby neckbeard in the first place.

how?

Bro I have thought and kind of wished for it for years but lately I realize I would be the most jaded 10 year old ever

If your single go bike across the world or some shit, if you have a wife and kids tough luck just stick it out

Post of the thread

Great fitness thread bro!
Also your post makes zero sense. If you had the "knowledge" now to go back and be gigachad in high school if you were able to go back, why do you not somehow have the knowledge to be gigachad now anyway?
You either know what to do or you don't.
Spoiler: you don't.

>Muh good parents
My ma tried taking me running or to the gym. Not her fault that I was an angsty fat loser. Falling for meme metal subculture bullshit is the biggest mistake of my life. You can love the music but NEVER adopt the shitty "muh mainstream" beta male attitude.

I stopped having those childish fantasies at 14