Haha imagine being reborn as a 10 yearold with all the knowledge you had now and being a gigachad in highschool instead of a dweeby neckbeard and having more than frequent sex and orgies with all the stacies and cucking Chad at 15 by breaking his leg in football. Haha
Haha imagine being reborn as a 10 yearold with all the knowledge you had now and being a gigachad in highschool instead...
James Flores
William Gray
What a boring post
Jackson Morgan
> was freakishly tall for my age
> 6foot at age 13
> qt half asian half greek girl at my school come with her group of hotties
> come talks for abit and sits on my lap
(I think she was wanting to test the big guy-big dick theory)
>being the autistic shy nerd that I was kind of balance her ass on my thigh rather than pull her right onto my cock
> she was super flirty and kept wiggling her ass onto my crotch and I kept moving her back to my thigh
> anyway the lunch bell rings and its time to go back to class
> after that she was back to her normal self and we harldy ever talked/flirted
Fuuuck man if only I could go back and pull that ass in close.. maybe slip a hand onto her thigh and go on from there.
Fck i was such a sperg back then.
Jeremiah Murphy
>Haha imagine being reborn as a 10 yearold with all the knowledge you had now and being a gigachad in highschool instead of a dweeby neckbeard and having more than frequent sex and orgies with all the stacies and cucking Chad at 15 by breaking his leg in football. Haha
We'll be stuck with this pasta for a few weeks, won't we
Isaac Rivera
>55309423
>Weirdo loner
>Was the "Science kid" who always talked about space
>No friends
>Bowl haircut
>Puberty happens
>Still 5'6
>Still 120 lbs
>Still have chubby cheeks even though I was skelly
>Still had wide hips
>Didn't even get a GF until Junior year of HS
>Didn't even have sex until a week before my 17th birthday
>Start going to the gym
>155 lbs, bench 2PL8 OHP 1PL8
>Bulked too much, now fat
>Quarantine hits
>No Gym, go skelly mode again
>Trying to cut to abs but abs not showing
>18 Now and still have no friends
>Last two relationships didn't work
>Lonely and stuck at home
Austin Gray
You forgot the part at the end where you make it
Chase Gray
>10 year old
>not a ghost able to give health advice to your expecting parents
Juan Thomas
Better than being me.
>6 foot 1 decent build
>multiple girls make passes at me over the years
>I’m autistic and just think they want to be friends
>at freshman homecoming dance a hot blonde asks me to dance
>I SAY NO
>WHY THE FUCK DID I SAY NO I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT I JUST IMMEDIATELY SAID NO
>end up dating the same girl for 3 years
>huge tits and ass but a little chubby and not pretty
>dump gf and finally fuck my dream girl when I’m 18
>go to college
>act autistic again
>another long term relationship
I could have a much higher body count but I wasted my youth by being autistic and smoking weed every day.
Cameron Collins
>Haha imagine being reborn as a 10 yearold with all the knowledge you had now
that's called having good parents
Landon Gray
>interviewed for a position at my company back in February
>hiring manager liked me so much he sets up an interview with his boss the following week
>didn't hear anything for months
>job was perfect for me, exactly what I wanted and paid really well
>hiring manager calls me yesterday to tell me he narrowed it down to me and someone else out of dozens of candidates and decided to pick the other guy
What's the best way to kill myself?