Y do u lift

y do u lift

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do you honestly think that guy doesnt lift

I don't

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In those images the chad looks way better untrained though.

why are you here, frog

1- i get really depressed/sad/depersonalized if i dont workout. ive done weeks of sitting in bed before and i always start to see reality as an inescapable simulation
2- to honor zyzz
3- i want to be a competitive bodybuilder in the classic physique division, ive only been lifting natty for two years so i'm gonna give myself three more years to amass enough natty size for an amateur stage then i'm gonna start cycling compounds and really have a shot. my goal physique is a frank zane/tom platz/danny padilla type, not big by modern bodybuilding standards but fuckhuge to the average person
4- i lack confidence and have self image issues so realizing a goal over many years will hopefully teach me that i have value in this life and that i'm strong, not weak
5- i lost my virginity to my new FWB last week and i want to impress her

in that order

because it's something to do

Health and fitness. You can work towards better health without lifting for strength.
I do a bodyweight routine because I have a nueromuscular condition that leaves me with absolutely pathetic stamina.

That and diet advice because I am autistic about food

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can i have your routine please, frog?

Based kind frogposter. Yourcombination of wording and images give me incomprehensible feels

because it is fun

Three sets of:
>pushups until failure
(which for me is around 8)
>weighted squats
(10lb dumbells are heaviest I have at home)
>hammer curls
>standing dumbell flys
I don't think it is a particularly good or balanced routine, but it's one I've managed to stick to.

thank you user, it's nice to be appreciated

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Are you 96 years old?

I lift all the time and look like the guy on the left because I'm natty and eat like shit

Since the lockdown and having to do homeworkouts, I feel more healthier than I ever have. I'll go back to the gym, but my life is changed forever. Body weight workouts make me feel super human.

see
come on, man.

that's pretty good, i'd recommend walking too. [spoiler]is it mls?

The real incel is the person who made that image, assuming that choosing to be physically fit and healthy is somehow a competition in trying to appear the best for society.

>I have a neuromuscular condition
If I exert myself too much I struggle to keep my eyelids up.
I could barely do one bodyweight squat before my medication started to work.
Though I was always pretty weak before it set in, so it can be hard to discern cope from condition

I always wanted to try out that body by rings program I've seen around. Don't know if it's a meme or actually good. I avoid gyms because I don't like waiting for people, being waited on, or being looked at.

Myasthenia. walking is excellent and I'd do it more if I lived near nature and not the highway

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i fuck everything else up. im socially austic, and i cant hold down a job. probably a 5/10 at best. but at least i can get a good body

I lift because it's fun, I like feeling stronger, and my frame is pretty decent so I won't look like mr gym-maxxed incel over here.

I also lift for comedy purposes. A jacked dude doing any normal activity looks hilarious. example: callum von moger eating pizza or the cuckposter with the box of donuts or the laptop guys.

It takes 1 hrs out of my day where I'm not depressed

I'm an incel and muscles are the only thing I can improve b/c I'm hideous.

To get swole, obviously

that sucks, but we all have our crosses to bear. this cute little gap tooth was smiling at me as i passed her today, i didnt say shit though. i just cant justify talking to a roastie with my anorgasmia. whats the point?

I made someone a promise, and I intend to keep that promise.

Ok I'll bite, who died?

Post shoulders

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No one. promised my closest friend that I would become a better person, someone they had seen within me but I was in such a shit place at the time that I couldn't be that.

To quiet the voices in my head that say I'll never be good enough, and to mog my past self.

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Because I have to do something. I hate myself and I hate my body and I’m never going to be happy like this.

To combat the rampant despair merchanting, fuck off r9k