Body weight exercises never turned anyone into a cha-

What does he exercise, his bones?

I would start running and doing calisthenics immediately. At 14 I would start with weights. I’d probably bulk until I was 15 and then cut and shred up from 16 forward. I would socialize constantly literally pursue every single girl I found attractive. Fuck even so I’m assuming I wouldn’t need to regain the social gains, so actually I’d probably fuck most of them just by being manipulative. I would be a monster.

literally all I would change is to ask my parents to let me play sports that actually had any physical exertion (not baseball for 2 months of the year) and then I'd probably be fixed.

the sound of this is fucking great, the girl climbing is laughing her ass off and having fun talking with the guy while his girlfriend sits there on the couch giving him a death stare.

I need to have that knowledge before that so I can maybe stop getting sexually abused and bullied by my own brother. My parents fed me so much I was 280lbs at age 11-12...

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>imagine what her asshole smells like

my bad its 250lbs*

are you still a loser?

Would be nice, lad. I love feets.

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what do you think? I am here aren't I? I am slowly getting out but playing catch up so tiring. When your foundation is bad it's hard to get out. I had zero education inside house. Literally grew up infront of my PC. The only thing I have is a great friend group but I'm khv.

wtf why does she have 3 fucking legs???

Me on the right

you still live with your p? age?

Yes. I'm 25.

My main fitness goal is to get so jacked that I can pull off pic related swag

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ya forgot something user

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so user can really really enjoy the aroma

>cucking Chad at 15 by breaking his leg in football. Haha
What did Chad do to you user?

I only got to be Chad in the last 2 years of college which was fucking amazing. Would've loved to had that during high school though

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What the FUCK? Girl on the couch is his gf?? I wouldn't blame her if she cheated on her after this.
Holy shit this is the biggest cucking I've seen in a while.

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why do you think the person filming keeps zooming in on the girl's face user? That bitch is getting cuckqueened

who do you think is filming it?

rm -rf /etc/nginx/4channel

Thats what children are for, Gotta raise little mini me chads

I would just workout and fight the people that I should have. Maybe realize when girls were into me. Not much would change though.