Greatest american athlete vs the greatest european athlete

>greatest american athlete vs the greatest european athlete

why can't even top american athletes be lean? is the diet over there so bad?

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Handegg players are selected for collision, apples and apples?

europeans are so fucking annoying. stop comparing yourselves to us.

It's insecurity. Notice how americans never ever talk about euros, but they can't shut up about us.

Just because we’re superior in every way

>sport where you get tackled and need to tackle vs non-contact sport where you intentionally flop if anyone comes within 1 foot from you

>Please stop pointing out how pathetic we are
I hope you get sick and thrown into debt for the rest of your short life expectancy lol

You definitely sound secure and not bitter.

that's not lebron james...

monster trucks vs F1

Moonshine vs fine wine

freedom beverage vs heavily taxed price inflated rotten grapes

>the greatest european athlete
>football player
Kek

Rent free

>Freedom beverage
>Makes you go blind

Lol ok cletus

Ofc they don't, they wouldn't even know where Europe is on a map

>Notice how americans never ever talk about euros

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>greatest european athlete

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Why does the right dude have manlet proportions

>freedom beverage
>illegal to make and sell
HAHAAHAHAH

Tom Brady is not gay, that's why

This is the greatest european athlete you fucking faggot. Argentina, quien te conoce papa

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My vote for the selkath

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based euro trips beat up weak borger dubz any time

Lets at least pick players that have to move around to compare user. Pic related on left is a wide receiver, basically the only position in American football that you can compare to a Euro footballer. Pic related right is the fatass you posted.

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America hosts the US Grand Prix in Texas
America is the world's 4th top producer of wine.

but argentina is in south africa....

Are you actually retarded? That is either someone who has no idea what they are doing or pop culture "wisdom" left over from the days of prohibition when unscrupulous producers would mix in all types of dangerous shit to boost their margins.

>America is the world's 4th top producer of wine
you can flush dat piss down the toilet

They are the most european country in south america. They are more white than americans

And yet you have no actual rebuttal.

Holy shit you are stupid. I
Am from Michigan and was shitting on that insecure Yuro.

Mutts love comparing themselves to euros

8.5/10

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I swear swimmers have some of the weirdest looking bodies

it's as if they're specializing for completely different sports.

Ask me how I know you are low class
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Wine_Tasting_of_1973

It's all about having weird abdomen muscles and staying streamline. Ottermaxxed.

Because you say so? We usually forget you exist until you start complaining and insulting out of jealousy

They really just are stupid europoor trash