He eats more than 1 egg a day

>he eats more than 1 egg a day

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i eat 10 burgers every week

I've started eating a lot of fried eggs during this so-called "pandemic" and my cholesterol has to be through the roof

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I know this is a heart
health thread but I don’t know where else to turn
I was talking to my girl friend the other day and she turned to me and said “user you are weird but handsome why do you not have a girlfriend yet?”
I was shy and told her that she could be my girlfriend but she laughed and said “no I’m Tj girlfriend, I’m just your girlfriend”
It burns deep and I wanted to be more than just her boyfriend but she has a boyfriend and he gets pretty hereabouts Jeremy (if you know what I mean)
Kind of confused why she would compliment me and then shit me down, I do know she always whispers to her younger sister when I’m around (if you’ll pardon the pun)

Post body to back up your claim i know you wont

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how did you measure your cholesterol?

I've found that the best answer is "idk you know anyone?"

Is this some pasta..wtf

But she probably thinks you are a decent guy and wants to keep you as an orbiter. Girls need to have backup plans at all times. Don't put your hopes in getting with her.

There's good and bad cholesterol - eating more than 1 egg isn't bad for you/.
I normally have 6-12 a day

I eat 6-8 eggs every breakfast, have been doing this for 4-5 months and my blood pressure has lowered.
Cholesterol is good for you by the way, your cells NEED cholesterol.

>believing the "dietary cholesterol raises serum cholesterol" and "cholesterol is bad for you" memes

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Not to mention all the people dying from covid all have low cholesterol

>he replies to this thread spammed every day

>He eats less then 4 eggs a day

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I just had 7, shit was SO cash

>Anonymous 04/24/20(Fri)18:46:34 No.553045
>he eats more than 1 egg a day
Anonymous 04/24/20(Fri)18:46:34 No.55304541▶ yeah 50 BPM, I eat atleast 6 eggs average a day, im athletic as fuck

Oh fuck how'd you find me out? How'd yall know I'm the muscbuddy?

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Enjoy your early death, retards.

seethe

are you fucking stupid? Eggs increase HDL, THE GOOD CHOLESTEROL!

are you a fuckin AI user? wtf lmao repeat your story again but as human

I eat 2

Then what should I eat instead so i dont die early

Computer load up celery man for me please

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I eat 5 dozen a day

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>he doesn't eats more than 6 eggs a day
Do you even want to make gains?

>eat 4-6 eggs every day
>resting heart rate of 45 bpm even when caffeinated and nicotined the fuck out
cholesterol is a huge meme, 90% of all nutritional "sciene" is a meme. antioxidants, fiber, cholesterol, vegetables, all of it is bullshit.

>I have a new beta sequence I’ve been working on. Would you like to see it?

>working up to getting 5 eggs in my shake
>100grams of peanut butter
>2 scoops of protein
>500ml of hole milk
My stomach may not like it but my muscles do

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a varied diet